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[Meowzers]

I do ok. I'm about average. Where y'all at Gaffers?

If you go swimming and they confuse your members for Loch Ness then I may doubt you.

 

[bender]

The World's Largest Sausage

Massive kielbasa stands 42 feet tall and weighs in at 12,000 pounds.

www.atlasobscura.com

 

[Meowzers]

The World's Largest Sausage

Massive kielbasa stands 42 feet tall and weighs in at 12,000 pounds.

www.atlasobscura.com

DAMN impressive.

 

[Brian Fellows]

Nope!

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

 

[brap]

Surprisingly.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

smol

 

[Falcs]

Yes... Apparently..
According to Gaf...
https://www.neogaf.com/threads/my-johnson-keeps-touching-the-american-toilet-waters.1101844/

 

[West Texas CEO]

Four inches here and proud!

This means I get balls-deep action, everytime.

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

When I shit (what happens)
My dick touch the water (splash)
My dick touch the water (splash)
My dick touch the water (splash)

 

[Grinchy]

Just under 7'' when it's at its best and I get slightly generous with where the base of the ruler goes.

It is confirmed to do the job quite well, no cumplaints.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[farmerboy]

Exceedingly average. So...



Wife seems happy though.

 

[Mohonky]

No complaints.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Just under 7'' when it's at its best and I get slightly generous with where the base of the ruler goes.

It is confirmed to do the job quite well, no cumplaints.

6.8 inches here.

I have been told several times my penis has the perfect size.
But that's probably what every man gets told.

 

[eot]

Honestly, yes.
Got plenty of other thing to be insecure about though.

 

[Compsiox]

I'm bigger than average. It's pretty thick too.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

No complaints from the ladies. I think I'm Mr Average. 7.5"

It's all about the tongue warm up gents...

And remember, we are all cuckold beta males compared to...

 

[TaySan]

I think im pretty average. Though i wish i could "get er up" more often and last longer.

 

[Halo is Back]

Been told many times, it's beautiful and thick. Wish it was a little longer (close to 6in) but not much to complain about when the ladies like it.

 

[notseqi]

Magnumly so.

 

[West Texas CEO]

no cumplaints.

 

[SidViscous]

It's a burden and a curse having a quarter pounder.

 

[Kev Kev]

i've been told by everyone who's seen my dick that it's huge. it's like one of those rare things that your actually good at it and it almost feels strange..... except in this case it's just being lucky genetically and it feels great lol

 

[Porcile]

i've been told by everyone who's seen my dick that it's huge. it's like one of those rare things that your actually good at it and it almost feels strange..... except in this case it's just being lucky genetically and it feels great lol

Shame about the face though.

 

[GymWolf]

Normal measure here, around 15-16 cm...enough to not being mistaken for an asian guy, not enough to pass for a poc even with my darker tan.

 

[Kev Kev]

Shame about the face though.

i kno right!?

 

[Nealand Liquor]

Like every gaffer I have a massive penis. Also just like every gaffer I am being 100% truthful that my penis is impressively huge. As well as every gaffer I am 100% serious about my seriously gigantic penis.

 

[Rentahamster]

It does the job. I think my tip jar speaks for itself.

 

[GymWolf]

It does the job. I think my tip jar speaks for itself.

Don't lie, i had hamsters as pets before...

 

[O-N-E]

Surprisingly.

Bro, I remember your vote in the Zweihander poll.

 

[Rentahamster]

Don't lie, i had hamsters as pets before...

Look at this face. This is my I'm not lying face.

 

[John_Ryder]

No, just thin






Oh and short

 

[nush]

I think im pretty average. Though i wish i could "get er up" more often and last longer.

1. Stop jerking off
2. stop jerking off when you are jerking off

That solves both your problems. But I don't know why your concerned, it's not like your ever going to see another crumb of pussy before your 30.

 

[JimiNutz]

I used to think so until porn introduced me to the BBC and the even rarer, but truly majestic, BWC. Now I realise I was delusional.

Is it also possible that it shrinks with age because I swear I've lost an inch or two over the years?

 

[bad guy]

Although I'm probably about average, I'd -of course- like my dick to be bigger. But my wife says it's often too large for her, especially when I'm about to nut. She hasn't had kids yet, so maybe that will get better one day.

Mike Hawk is starting to show his age though, getting ugly to look at.

 

[Rentahamster]

I used to think so until porn introduced me to the BBC and the even rarer, but truly majestic, BWC. Now I realise I was delusional.

Is it also possible that it shrinks with age because I swear I've lost an inch or two over the years?

Porn dicks aren't actually as big as they appear to you. All you have to judge are relative sizes. It's not like you ever see them bust out a ruler.

There's a reason why so many petite girls are in porn. It makes the guy's dick look that much larger relatively.

 

[Yoboman]

No, but I do okay cockmercially

 

[Halcyon]

I've been told I have a very aesthetic penis with good size.

 

[Rentahamster]

I've been told I have a very aesthetic penis with good size.

That was supposed to be just between us.

 

[Bwesh]

The wife's happy with it.

 

[Drake]

I will say this: Having a larger penis is not all it's cracked up to be. Girls complain about it during sex, or after. I'll hear something to the effect of it hurts to get it in, but feels good once it's in there. Chicks think they like big dicks until they actually have to take one.

 

[Armorian]

15cm\6in. So slightly above average I guess? It serves me well.

 

[brap]

I will say this: Having a larger penis is not all it's cracked up to be. Girls complain about it during sex, or after. I'll hear something to the effect of it hurts to get it in, but feels good once it's in there. Chicks think they like big dicks until they actually have to take one.

So how small is yours?

 

[p_xavier]

Nearly 8" straight. I don't use it though.

 

[Stouffers]

Are we measuring from the anus or the small of our back?

 

[Jaxx_377]

I can hold my own!

 

[GeorgPrime]

Girls never complain. They send me lovely sms after fucking. Cant complain.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[West Texas CEO]

Are we measuring from the anus or the small of our back?

I'm measuring from my neighbor's backyard.