Do you consider yourself well-off, penis-ly?

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O-N-E said:
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Annoyingly average in that department and every other one. People talk about how puberty is a tremendous time where your body changes and there I was looking around trying to find them.
 
Let's just say, I always forget my belt on my way out the door, and just have to improvise. My pants never fall down.

Sometimes I even jump rope in the shower.
 
My wife likes it a lot.....I just chalk it up to me benefitting from her bad eye sight. She must think she's working with a monster due to how blurred everything is when the truth is it's probably a dwarf cock.
 
GAMETA said:
It's average but I'm tall (6'2 - 1,89m), so... it looks rather small and I've seen my fair share of disappointed faces when I first drop the pants.

It does the job, though... I do wish I had a fucking huge dong, though, one of those that look heavy, you drop it and it has its own center of gravity, know what I mean?
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All tall men have to live with this crux, unless you have a damn anaconda between your legs...
 
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I alway liked my brother's line. He would say to you think I'm big? They inevitably would, he was he's 6'5 and fairly jacked, then he would say it's proportionate to me lol.
 
It's ok, but I wish it was a little longer, but it has decent girth.

It's just a bit above average length and girth wise, nothing amazing, but nothing to be ashamed of either.
 
I'm a bit under 7 which does the job, I just wish it was thicker. My wife's satisfied though; but in certain positions if I go in all the way she says it's uncomfortable. I think there's a lot of truth to knowing how to have sex rather than just relying on having some massive unit.
 
I am 7.8 inches and I am glad for it. It has given me tremendous confidence, as far as sexual encounters go. Some of my exes have told me that they do miss my d a lot. That feels good to hear :p
Though I do wish I was taller (I am 179cm, just a little over 5'10"), so it's not all hunky dory in my world :(
 
They say women love a man with a sense of humor. It's all I have. Every women I've taken home has laughed uncontrollably then left. Feels bad man... more like can't feel at all

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<fuck you craig, you're probably hung like a horse>
 
deafmedal said:
They say women love a man with a sense of humor. It's all I have. Every women I've taken home has laughed uncontrollably then left. Feels bad man... more like can't feel at all

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Well that's the problem right there. That's not what Craigs are for. That's what your peepee is for.
 
O-N-E said:
Well that's the problem right there. That's not what Craigs are for. That's what your peepee is for.
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B-b-but the womanz all act like I'm trolling them when I drop mah drawers. 'Member that scene in The Hangover 2 where they show that guy's itty bitty nub? I'm 25% of that!
 
deafmedal said:
B-b-but the womanz all act like I'm trolling them when I drop mah drawers. 'Member that scene in The Hangover 2 where they show that guy's itty bitty nub? I'm 25% of that!
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I don't think I remember anything from Hangover 2.

Hope you're joking about women walking away though. That's pretty mean.
 
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falcs said:
Yes... Apparently..
According to Gaf...
https://www.neogaf.com/threads/my-johnson-keeps-touching-the-american-toilet-waters.1101844/
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I went Vegas last summer and I didn't understand why the water was so high. If you shit it instantly splash's you.

Are your toilets made in America, is that why they're shit?

Rentahamster said:
Porn dicks aren't actually as big as they appear to you. All you have to judge are relative sizes. It's not like you ever see them bust out a ruler.

There's a reason why so many petite girls are in porn. It makes the guy's dick look that much larger relatively.
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Ah so porn dicks are just clever camera work.
 
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The Hamburglar said:
Ah so porn dicks are just clever camera work.
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They're actually objectively big, like around 7-8 inches on average, I'm guessing. You got extreme outliers in the 8+ range like Lexington and others but those guys are the exception and not the norm, even in the porno world. The "OMG porno guys are impossibly huge" idea is the product of several different factors.

1. They're decently large to start with, but not impossibly so.
2. Camera techniques like perspective and angles and lens selection. Tom Cruise isn't actually that tall. Neither is RDJ. Or Gandalf.
3. The guys are proportional. A 5 to 6 foot dude with a 7 inch dick looks bigger compared to a 7 foot dude with a 7 inch dick.
4. The girls are small. Small hands wrapped around anyone's dick is going to make it look bigger.
5. General male body insecurity making them think that their bodies are not worthy compared to a romanticized version.

In any population, you're always going to find outliers. Put them all on camera, and the psychology of the availability bias means you mistakenly think that's normal.
 
The women I've been with haven't complained. To me anyways, and most of them have come back for 2nds, 3rds, and 4ths. So I think I'm doing alright. I'm definitely a grower not a shower, though. Shit looks dinky unless I'm turned on. Then you better watch out. 😂
 
Blade2.0 said:
The women I've been with haven't complained. To me anyways, and most of them have come back for 2nds, 3rds, and 4ths. So I think I'm doing alright. I'm definitely a grower not a shower, though. Shit looks dinky unless I'm turned on. Then you better watch out. 😂
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Being a grower sucks in the locker room. You have to give it a few wake-up thwacks before hopping in the group shower.
 
hariseldon said:
Oh your girlfriend is a resetera girl...
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To be fair, any woman at resetera could be considered hung like a horse in comparison to the average era biologically male dick. But then again, it's not hard to out length the head of a thumbtack.

As for me, I'm about 6.25inches and meaty girthy.
 
I don't know. Every girl I've been with said it was big until one time one of my exes was a size queen. Told me she had huge dongs like 10 and 12 inchers before me and she told me I was average. Wife is happy though for 8 years
 
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