Punished Miku
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Nope, but she used to play softball and can throw some shit for sure.
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Do you consider yourself well-off, penis-ly?
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
AlteredForms
Banned
Annoyingly average in that department and every other one. People talk about how puberty is a tremendous time where your body changes and there I was looking around trying to find them.
DonJuanSchlong
Banned
Let's just say, I always forget my belt on my way out the door, and just have to improvise. My pants never fall down.
Sometimes I even jump rope in the shower.
Sometimes I even jump rope in the shower.
Airola
Member
Awkward if it has been seen by your mom or dad at some point.
Airola
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Airola
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lol you actually see the penises in porn, haha gay, i'm so straight i don't even see the dicks in porn lol
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hariseldon
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Oh your girlfriend is a resetera girl...
just_some_nut
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Rock And Roll
Member
Probably average. Would be a lot longer if they didn't cut half of it off at birth.
Torrent of Pork
Banned
Not really, but that's ok.
Mobile Suit Gooch
Grundle: The Awakening
Pretty below avg for a black guy, that being said, if it fits, I fucks.
John_Ryder
Member
All the exes I've angered say it's small.
Shizumapower
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GymWolf
Member
All tall men have to live with this crux, unless you have a damn anaconda between your legs...
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Red Crayon Aristocrat
Member
It's ok, but I wish it was a little longer, but it has decent girth.
It's just a bit above average length and girth wise, nothing amazing, but nothing to be ashamed of either.
It's just a bit above average length and girth wise, nothing amazing, but nothing to be ashamed of either.
notseqi
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TheContact
Member
I'm a bit under 7 which does the job, I just wish it was thicker. My wife's satisfied though; but in certain positions if I go in all the way she says it's uncomfortable. I think there's a lot of truth to knowing how to have sex rather than just relying on having some massive unit.
kittoo
Cretinously credulous
I am 7.8 inches and I am glad for it. It has given me tremendous confidence, as far as sexual encounters go. Some of my exes have told me that they do miss my d a lot. That feels good to hear 
Though I do wish I was taller (I am 179cm, just a little over 5'10"), so it's not all hunky dory in my world
Though I do wish I was taller (I am 179cm, just a little over 5'10"), so it's not all hunky dory in my world
cryptoadam
Banned
If you junk is small, get a tiny little girlfriend, makes your junk look huge.
O-N-E
Member
ChickenSandwichlover69
Banned
I feel lucky enough to have a average one.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
Or a for a fortune cookie message.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
I'm more known my other ass_et.
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O-N-E
Member
Well that's the problem right there. That's not what Craigs are for. That's what your peepee is for.
DeafTourette
Perpetually Offended
Average... My ex said it's just right TO OTHER women.
MaestroMike
Gold Member
Let's just say I drive a huge expensive truck because I'm lacking in other areas.
deafmedal
Member
B-b-but the womanz all act like I’m trolling them when I drop mah drawers. ‘Member that scene in The Hangover 2 where they show that guy’s itty bitty nub? I’m 25% of that!
O-N-E
Member
I don't think I remember anything from Hangover 2.
Hope you're joking about women walking away though. That's pretty mean.
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Stouffers
Banned
This sounds like something she told you to get you to leave her alone during one of your manic penis insecurity episodes.
The Hamburglar
Banned
I went Vegas last summer and I didn’t understand why the water was so high. If you shit it instantly splash’s you.
Are your toilets made in America, is that why they’re shit?
Ah so porn dicks are just clever camera work.
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Rentahamster
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They're actually objectively big, like around 7-8 inches on average, I'm guessing. You got extreme outliers in the 8+ range like Lexington and others but those guys are the exception and not the norm, even in the porno world. The "OMG porno guys are impossibly huge" idea is the product of several different factors.
1. They're decently large to start with, but not impossibly so.
2. Camera techniques like perspective and angles and lens selection. Tom Cruise isn't actually that tall. Neither is RDJ. Or Gandalf.
3. The guys are proportional. A 5 to 6 foot dude with a 7 inch dick looks bigger compared to a 7 foot dude with a 7 inch dick.
4. The girls are small. Small hands wrapped around anyone's dick is going to make it look bigger.
5. General male body insecurity making them think that their bodies are not worthy compared to a romanticized version.
In any population, you're always going to find outliers. Put them all on camera, and the psychology of the availability bias means you mistakenly think that's normal.
JimiNutz
Banned
I bet this dude actually has a huge schlong.
Stouffers
Banned
Being a grower sucks in the locker room. You have to give it a few wake-up thwacks before hopping in the group shower.The women I've been with haven't complained. To me anyways, and most of them have come back for 2nds, 3rds, and 4ths. So I think I'm doing alright. I'm definitely a grower not a shower, though. Shit looks dinky unless I'm turned on. Then you better watch out.
WhiskeyDiver
Member
To be fair, any woman at resetera could be considered hung like a horse in comparison to the average era biologically male dick. But then again, it's not hard to out length the head of a thumbtack.
As for me, I'm about 6.25inches and meaty girthy.
Stouffers
Banned
Trump, is that you?
Mista
Banned
No no. Bigger than that
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