Stouffers
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So your neighbor’s anus?
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Stouffers
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So, virgin?
Stouffers
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Most women appreciate a little manscaping. Trim that shit down to a soft stubble. You’ll also gain an inch or two.
888
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Not a dick beard bro. A beard beard.
Nymphae
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There must have been a time period before the proliferation of internet porn that most guys would probably never have seen more than 1 or 2 other dicks in their entire lifetime, and those certainly weren't viewed while they were jerking themselves off.
I'm huge by the way it's a bit of a problem but I get by.
I'm huge by the way it's a bit of a problem but I get by.
Birdo
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Cunth
Fingerlickin' Good!
dont worry im sure im not your penis target audienceThis attack was so personal that I may never recover
Stouffers
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Oh. I thought it a bit weird you were bragging about your pubic hair volume.
Stouffers
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I always pictured you as a giant slimy cervix.
nush
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Trufax. Instead of a tree growing out a bush, you get to see the full trunk.
nush
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Ornlu
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Depends more on who you ask, I think. I think it's fine. My wife said she knew it was gonna be a good one because I was driving a Ford Focus when we met.
In reality though, it depends just as much on the woman as the man. I've had women putting the hand on my hip because I'm halfway in and already hitting cervix, while other women are taking the whole thing at full power with no problem.
In reality though, it depends just as much on the woman as the man. I've had women putting the hand on my hip because I'm halfway in and already hitting cervix, while other women are taking the whole thing at full power with no problem.
Stouffers
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GAMETA
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It's average but I'm tall (6'2 - 1,89m), so... it looks rather small and I've seen my fair share of disappointed faces when I first drop the pants.
It does the job, though... I do wish I had a fucking huge dong, though, one of those that look heavy, you drop it and it has its own center of gravity, know what I mean?
It does the job, though... I do wish I had a fucking huge dong, though, one of those that look heavy, you drop it and it has its own center of gravity, know what I mean?
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NecrosaroIII
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About 6.5 inches, decent girth. No complaints. Slight curve to the left.
DESTROYA
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What are you 82 years old ! Stop drinking soy and get some testosterone pills .
DESTROYA
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just_some_nut
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Oh it's massive. Huge. Only Amazonian women can bear my seed. Possibly even enough to qualify me for GAF Gold
O-N-E
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Tesseract
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Insane Metal
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Not big but quite thick, I usually get compliments.
O-N-E
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diffusionx
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Yea, not bragging, but my penis is huge.
Stouffers
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And then some what? Regret? Remorse? Deep self reflection?
teezzy
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ThatStupidLion
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above average
Stouffers
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Isn’t average like 4.5in?
JimiNutz
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Maybe worldwide but there are billions of Chinamen out there bringing the average down.
ThatStupidLion
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i thought it was like 3 inches tbh in india.
either way im above it.
how much above will be left a mystery
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SLoWMoTIoN
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"I'm huge"
Master Of Illusion
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Below average I think, but no precise measurements.
Grinchy
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Or, in most of our cases, a post-it note.
Punished Miku
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My girlfriend of 4 years is 6 ft tall actually. That's all I'm saying.
DESTROYA
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Testosterone is a hormone produced by the human body. It's mainly produced in men by the testicles. Testosterone affects a man's appearance and sexual development. It stimulates sperm production as well as a man's sex drive. It also helps build muscle and bone mass.
Stouffers
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Can she palm a basketball?
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