Do you consider yourself well-off, penis-ly?

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Just under 7'' when it's at its best and I get slightly generous with where the base of the ruler goes.

It is confirmed to do the job quite well, no cumplaints.
 
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No complaints from the ladies. I think I'm Mr Average. 7.5"

It's all about the tongue warm up gents...

And remember, we are all cuckold beta males compared to... :messenger_grinning_sweat::messenger_grinning_sweat:

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i've been told by everyone who's seen my dick that it's huge. it's like one of those rare things that your actually good at it and it almost feels strange..... except in this case it's just being lucky genetically and it feels great lol
 
Like every gaffer I have a massive penis. Also just like every gaffer I am being 100% truthful that my penis is impressively huge. As well as every gaffer I am 100% serious about my seriously gigantic penis.
 
TaySan said:
I think im pretty average. Though i wish i could "get er up" more often and last longer.
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1. Stop jerking off
2. stop jerking off when you are jerking off

That solves both your problems. But I don't know why your concerned, it's not like your ever going to see another crumb of pussy before your 30.
 
I used to think so until porn introduced me to the BBC and the even rarer, but truly majestic, BWC. Now I realise I was delusional.

Is it also possible that it shrinks with age because I swear I've lost an inch or two over the years?
 
Although I'm probably about average, I'd -of course- like my dick to be bigger. But my wife says it's often too large for her, especially when I'm about to nut. She hasn't had kids yet, so maybe that will get better one day.

Mike Hawk is starting to show his age though, getting ugly to look at.
 
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JimiNutz said:
I used to think so until porn introduced me to the BBC and the even rarer, but truly majestic, BWC. Now I realise I was delusional.

Is it also possible that it shrinks with age because I swear I've lost an inch or two over the years?
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Porn dicks aren't actually as big as they appear to you. All you have to judge are relative sizes. It's not like you ever see them bust out a ruler.

There's a reason why so many petite girls are in porn. It makes the guy's dick look that much larger relatively.
 
I will say this: Having a larger penis is not all it's cracked up to be. Girls complain about it during sex, or after. I'll hear something to the effect of it hurts to get it in, but feels good once it's in there. Chicks think they like big dicks until they actually have to take one.
 
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I will say this: Having a larger penis is not all it's cracked up to be. Girls complain about it during sex, or after. I'll hear something to the effect of it hurts to get it in, but feels good once it's in there. Chicks think they like big dicks until they actually have to take one.
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So how small is yours?
 
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