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Do you still wash your hands after using the bathroom if you don't touch anything?

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eizarus

Banned
Shouldn't you feel honoured if I shake your hand after masterbating without washing it? It means I'm associating you with something that brings me joy.
 
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Orbis

Member
Tigress said:
People who would be grossed out at their cashier not washing their hands after they used the restroom amuse me. Those cashiers have been handling money so I gaurentee you washing hands or not their hands are gross (we don't get a chance to wash out hands while on duty). It's why as a cashier I always wash my hands at each break and after my shift is done.

And why you should just want that fast food employee to wear new gloves when handling your food as they are also handling money.

Money has poop, pee, drugs, blood and who knows what else on it.

Though with most people paying by cards these days at least I handle less money.
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I would imagine that things like norovirus and other nasty contagions don't live very long on money. Public health took a very positive turn when we sorted out toilet hygiene. But yeah money is still pretty dirty.
 
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GK86

Homeland Security Fail
You touched your dick though, right? So wash your hands. I don't need your dick prints all over the door handle.
 
TriniTrin

TriniTrin

war of titties grampa
Fucking weird thread man. Save time by not washing hands? Not touch anything when going to the bathroom?

PabloBolivar said:
Unzip pants. Piss. No touch. Why are you touching it? Are you the guy who stands 3 feet away and misses?
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LOLLLLLL
Some funny people in this world!
 
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Tigress

Member
Orbis said:
I would imagine that things like norovirus and other nasty contagions don't live very long on money. Public health took a very positive turn when we sorted out toilet hygiene.
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Airborne virus's live long enough which is why they can survive being airborne and don't have to have blood to blood transmission and people do go shopping while sick.
 
TriniTrin

TriniTrin

war of titties grampa
Orbis said:
I saw someone do this once and you should've seen the weird looks they received. The reason? It's weird.
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Tigress

Member
Costanza-san said:
Ok. I mean at that point why should anyone ever wash their hands at all? We all touch surfaces with tons of germs all the time what's the point right?
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Point is you should wash your hands for your benefit and don't trust cashiers' hands to be clean cause by necessity of the job (handling money), they aren't.

theWB27 said:
No one cleans after a elephant shits in the wild so why should i clean after my dog shits in your yard.
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No more like I cleaned my hands after handling the dog shit and now I'm handling shit and poop and blood with no chance of cleaning my hands in between each time. At that point what did washing my hands really help much? I have a little less poop on my hands.

My point is cashiers' hands are gross and don't think them washing them before hand makes them less so (and we can't wash them in between each incident that helps make them gross.
 
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Crossing Eden

Hello, my name is Yves Guillemot, Vivendi S.A.'s Employee of the Month!
How the hell are you saving time?! It takes two minutes max to wash your hands....how is this even a question.
 
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DavidDesu

Member
Wonder how many of you extreme hand washers tend to get more illnesses as you live life too cleanly and don't get exposed to stuff...

I do wash my hands the vast majority of the time, only times I won't is if I'm just chilling by myself and have no plans to make food or whatever, I can easily pee without covering my hands in piss. I wonder what some of you get up to?!
 
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soundscream

Member
DongBeetle said:
Like if you go in to pee and you don't touch anything and maybe flush the toilet with your foot. Do you still wash your hands? I still do but I'm thinking about all the potential saved time
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Nobody wants to come in contact with your damn dick essence, wash your hands!
 
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Tigress

Member
daviyoung said:
The logistics of this lol



Buy a bottle of sanitiser and keep it on your till or in you pocket
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You want to pay for all that hand sanitizer and then the moisturizer I would need(my hands get cracked enough from all the hand washing with the crappy soap my store provides... dishwashing soap dries your hands less)? Or depend on every cashier doing this? You are better off just assuming their hands are gross and act accordingly (don't eat until cleaning your hands. Hell, if you are handling money you should also do this).


At least in fast food they are required to use new gloves to handle your food.
 
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DerekOfTheDykes

Member
DongBeetle said:
Like if you go in to pee and you don't touch anything and maybe flush the toilet with your foot. Do you still wash your hands? I still do but I'm thinking about all the potential saved time
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Yeah because you still touched your dick and people shouldn't have to touch your dick-hands

What the fuck dude

Always wash your fucking hands, no matter how "clean" of a trip it was

DongBeetle said:
Thread title implies that you do not touch anywhere near your dick in this scenario
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What, did you pull it out, shake it off, and tuck it back in with your mind powers?

Username: DongBeetle
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USERNAME FITTING
 
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daviyoung

Banned
Tigress said:
You want to pay for all that hand sanitizer and then the moisturizer I would need? Or depend on every cashier doing this? You are better off just assuming their hands are gross and act accordingly (don't eat until cleaning your hands. Hell, if you are handling money you should also do this).
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A bottle of hand sanitiser with moisturiser is about £1. You make it sound like you don't care that your hands are full of shit.
 
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Alcotholic

Banned
I don't touch anything when I go to pee— Not the walls, not the toilet, not my pants— just so I don't have to wash my hands.
 
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Madrin

Member
No. I don't touch anything and I use paper towels or tissue to grab the door handle, so my hands are no dirtier leaving the bathroom than when I entered.
 
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Tigress

Member
daviyoung said:
A bottle of hand sanitiser with moisturiser is about £1. You make it sound like you don't care that your hands are full of shit.
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I care which is why I wash my hands every time I go on break or go home. And I don't think you realize how much a cashier would go through if she used it every time she had to handle money. And how horrible on the skin that would be (and good hand lotion is not cheap). As I said, bad enough I have to use that crap soap my store uses that is worse on your skin than dishwashing soap (which I use instead if it is available).
 
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daviyoung

Banned
Tigress said:
I care which is why I wash my hands every time I go on break or go home. And I don't think you realize how much a cashier would go through if she used it every time she had to handle money. And how horrible on the skin that would be (and good hand lotion is not cheap). As I said, bad enough I have to use that crap soap my store uses that is worse on your skin than dishwashing soap.
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You don't do it for every customer obviously, just the gnarly ones that are obviously covered in shit and blood. Someone passes you coins with shit on them and you stand there until the next break? Fucking hell
 
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Tigress

Member
daviyoung said:
You don't do it for every customer obviously, just the gnarly ones that are obviously covered in shit and blood.
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I don't think you realize that money is nasty and no you can't tell by the customer which money is the nastiest. It isn't necessarily that customer that got it nasty or even any one particular person (several people contributed it to being nasty). So for your solution to be effective you have to do it for every customer. And hand sanitizer doesn't get rid of the poop, it just at least gets rid of most germs.
 
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StrangeRoboMemory

Member
Never heard of just letting your dick dangle out, doing your thing, and then somehow retracting it back into your pants without touching it. The hell? Even if you've got some mutant prehensile dick, just wash your hands. Takes one minute. smh
 
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daviyoung

Banned
Tigress said:
I don't think you realize that money is nasty and no you can't tell by the customer which money is the nastiest. It isn't necessarily that customer that got it nasty or even any one particular person (several people contributed it to being nasty).
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I've worked as a cashier, you can tell when something is dirtier or cleaner
 
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