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Do you still wash your hands after using the bathroom if you don't touch anything?

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RDreamer

Member
ElectricBlanketFire said:
Uh I'm circumcised and you definitely need to hold it unless you want to get piss all over yourself.
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I literally cannot fathom this. How do you get piss all over yourself if you don't touch your dick? Like what's happening? I feel like I need a diagram. Is it like a runaway fucking hose? What's going on in there?
 
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old manatee

Banned
DongBeetle said:
Like if you go in to pee and you don't touch anything and maybe flush the toilet with your foot. Do you still wash your hands? I still do but I'm thinking about all the potential saved time
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Stop being gross and not flushing the toilet . Putting the bottom of your gross foot on the handle that other people touch isn't acceptable either. And wash your hands ffs.
 
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Family Fry

Member
I hear too many guys I work with, cubicle next to me finish up, door opens, don't hear a tap, walk straight out the door open.
You dirty bastards.

This of course means the door handle they just handled, the only one out, they handled with their shitty arse wiped hand.

WASH YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS!!
 
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Gravy Boat

Member
Orbis said:
I saw someone do this once and you should've seen the weird looks they received. The reason? It's weird.
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Someone was taking a piss around a bunch of people who were watching closely enough to determine that they didn't once touch their dick?
 
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Earthbound64

Banned
kitchenmotors said:
Why do I get the feeling that these same guys who don’t wash their hands after peeing also don’t wash their hands after ejaculating because cum didn’t get on their hands?

I wouldn’t be surprised.
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I also wouldn't be surprised if they didn't wash their hands even if they did get semen on them.
 
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Earthbound64

Banned
The Exploder said:
Stop being gross and not flushing the toilet . Putting the bottom of your gross foot on the handle that other people touch isn't acceptable either. And wash your hands ffs.
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I mean, anyone who touched the handle with their hands got whatever shit (literally) that they had just been touching all over the handle as well.
Foot-flushing for life.
 
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Fergie

Banned
Anytime you go in the toilet wash your hands.

Touching your dick, handle, toilet door is still considered touching something.

Why is it hard for people to was their hands? It's beneficial for you and everyone else.
 
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WesternHeretic

Member
Wash your hands you bums. Even if you didn't grab your dick you probably grabbed a door handle. There are thousands of things you touch everyday. So when you have a chance to wash your hands do it.
 
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old manatee

Banned
Earthbound64 said:
I mean, anyone who touched the handle with their hands got whatever shit (literally) that they had just been touching all over the handle as well.
Foot-flushing for life.
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Yeah just use the water fountain as a bidet why would you care that other people put their mouths on it.
 
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Earthbound64

Banned
The Exploder said:
Yeah just use the water fountain as a bidet why would you care that other people put their mouths on it.
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If you're putting your mouth on a water fountain, you're doing it wrong.


And, the handle would be less disgusting if everyone used their foot. The people using their hands are the gross ones.
 
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ElectricBlanketFire

Member
RDreamer said:
I literally cannot fathom this. How do you get piss all over yourself if you don't touch your dick? Like what's happening? I feel like I need a diagram. Is it like a runaway fucking hose? What's going on in there?
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#1) How do you get your penis out of your pants without touching it?

#2) Is your penis pointed at a 90 degree angle while you're pissing? Mine is facing down 95% of the day.

#3) So unless I grab it and point it toward the toilet, I'm going to get piss on myself and the floor unless I literally took off my clothes and straddled the toilet.

#4) How do you put your penis back in your pants without touching it?
 
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True Savior

Member
I usually open the door, pee, open the tap, wash my hands, if it's non-automatic I use my forearm to close it, clean my hands, grab a paper tissue and open the door. Simple enough.
 
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plagiarize

Banned
ElectricBlanketFire said:
#1) How do you get your penis out of your pants without touching it?

#2) Is your penis pointed at a 90 degree angle while you're pissing? Mine is facing down 95% of the day.

#3) So unless I grab it and point it toward the toilet, I'm going to get piss on myself and the floor unless I literally took off my clothes and straddled the toilet.

#4) How do you put your penis back in your pants without touching it?
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Why is your penis filthier than your hands or any other part of your body that you don't wash your hands after touching? You'd probably be better off washing your hands after scratching your arm pit, or running your fingers through your hair.

Touching your penis isn't like touching your butthole. Or at least, it shouldn't be if you've got half decent hygiene.
 
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Earthbound64

Banned
ElectricBlanketFire said:
Is your penis pointed at a 90 degree angle while you're pissing? Mine is facing down 95% of the day.
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Is right now one of those 5% times?
;)


plagiarize said:
Why is your penis filthier than your hands or any other part of your body that you don't wash your hands after touching? You'd probably be better off washing your hands after scratching your arm pit, or running your fingers through your hair.

Touching your penis isn't like touching your butthole. Or at least, it shouldn't be if you've got half decent hygiene.
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Regardless of cleanliness, you need to accept that not everyone is as enamored with your penis as you are.
 
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Syriel

Member
DongBeetle said:
Like if you go in to pee and you don't touch anything and maybe flush the toilet with your foot. Do you still wash your hands? I still do but I'm thinking about all the potential saved time
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How do you pee without touching anything?

Are you walking in naked?
 
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shawnbuddy

Member
plagiarize said:
Why is your penis filthier than your hands or any other part of your body that you don't wash your hands after touching? You'd probably be better off washing your hands after scratching your arm pit, or running your fingers through your hair.

Touching your penis isn't like touching your butthole. Or at least, it shouldn't be if you've got half decent hygiene.
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Your penis is inside your pants and underwear and gets sweaty. It is comparable to an armpit, I guess, but If you don't wash your hands after scratching your armpit you're a gross motherfucker.
 
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TheJoRu

Member
Always wash your hands. Was on a cruise with an open bathroom. I noticed several nasty dudes who'd pee and then walk out without washing. The doorknob was pretty wet I noticed as I was about to go out; obviously not water considering the last three dudes or so didn't wash their hands. D:

As there was only a dryer there and no paper I casually stood there fiddling with my phone for a while until someone opened the door so I could go out without touching that filthy knob. Pls don't be a nasty dude like them.
 
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HMD

Member
I'm always surprised you guys are good with washing your hands but have no problem walking around with poopy butts. The concept of simply wiping a shit caked ass and putting your pants on is disturbing. Wash your asses please.
 
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umop_3pisdn

Member
Washing your hands is of primary concern for general hygiene, your hands come into contact with enough gross stuff on a regular basis that it's worth washing them even if you touched nothing in the bathroom. Basically, you should be washing your hands several times throughout the day, so why not have that be one of the times?
 
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RDreamer

Member
ElectricBlanketFire said:
#1) How do you get your penis out of your pants without touching it?

#2) Is your penis pointed at a 90 degree angle while you're pissing? Mine is facing down 95% of the day.

#3) So unless I grab it and point it toward the toilet, I'm going to get piss on myself and the floor unless I literally took off my clothes and straddled the toilet.

#4) How do you put your penis back in your pants without touching it?
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1) Pull pants down.

2) The fuck kinda toilet are you using that would need your penis at a 90 degree angle? The toilet is down. Pee just gots downward. Your penis should be already at the correct angle for the toilet...

3) Are you like 4 ft from the toilet? I still don't get this.

4) Pull pants up?
 
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Earthbound64

Banned
RDreamer said:
1) Pull pants down.
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So this is you?

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ReBurn

ReBurn

Gold Member
I have to touch a door handle either going in or coming out. You better believe I wash my hands. Always use a paper towel to open the door on the way out, too.
 
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chaobreaker

Member
Even if you don't touch anything you should still wash your hands. They gotten dirty since the last time you washed your hands. Might as well clean them while you're there.
 
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Earthbound64

Banned
chaobreaker said:
Even if you don't touch anything you should still wash your hands. They gotten dirty since the last time you washed your hands. Might as well clean them while you're there.
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Reminds me of another thread where someone said they would go over to a sink and pretend to wash their hands so that they "wouldn't be judged."
So literally taking all the time and effort of washing their hands, but yet not doing it because they want to get their slime all over other people or something.
 
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Common Knowledge

Member
GAF threads are solely what made me not touch door handles if I can manage it and also to wash my hands as soon as I can after shaking hands with someone.

You make such meaningful impacts on my life, GAF.
 
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VariantX

Member
You wash your hands if you put your hands on any surface in the bathroom or you pull out your junk to pee. Hell, at my job or any other job where employees have to prepare food, I have to wash my hands if I enter the bathroom. Period.
 
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