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[daviyoung]

Then you are naive if you think so. Unless you are judging by brand new bills vs used ones. Which few people pay in brand new bills.

No I'm judging by them having shit or blood on them. Which was the original conceit.

 

[TriniTrin]

Some straight savages in this thread! Getting grossed out by how people justify not taking 30 seconds to wash their hands. You gross savages! Lol

 

[YaGaMi]

Yes.

 

[Alcotholic]

I didn't think you touched anything?

I also wipe my ass with my bare hands.

 

[Crossing Eden]

Two minutes...? Have you got any skin left? Wtf, can wash your hands in like 20 seconds. Probably less honestly.

That's why I said max.

 

[Dekutulla]

This thread again?

Just wash your fucking hands, you goddamn animals

 

[ArgyleReptile]

Whether or not you touch your dick, just wash your hands please.

 

[dlauv]

You for one.

You'll have to elaborate.

 

[Atrarock]

I wash my hands upon just entering the bathroom.

Wash my hands after, paper towel try my hands, use the paper towel to open the door, hold door with foot, toss paper towel, and promptly leave.

Seriously, wash your hands EVERYTIME you're finished no matter what. I learned this before I even learned how to read, probably even before that.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Like if you go in to pee and you don't touch anything and maybe flush the toilet with your foot. Do you still wash your hands? I still do but I'm thinking about all the potential saved time

You pee seated ?

 

[RDreamer]

I do wash my hands, but I'm laughing at the people just amazed that some can pee without touching their dick. I do it all the time. When you're circumcised there's really no reason to touch your dick. Unzip, pull down at the side, piss, pull back up, zip. No dick touching. If you need to shake a little to get excess out then do that, but there's still no need for dick touching.

You pee seated ?

Actually peeing seated is the only time I need to touch my dick. Gotta tuck it below the toilet seat.

 

[DongBeetle]

You pee seated ?

Where did I say that?

 

[Zaphrynn]

Wash your damn hands. You touch all manner of gross shit throughout the day.

 

[Boss Doggie]

Yes, always wash your hands.

 

[Sakura]

I only wash my hands if I'm in public, to keep up the illusion.

 

[HardRojo]

Next thing you're gonna tell me is I shouldn't brush my teeth if I didn't eat anything.
I always wash my hands, even when I'm home and have been using my console, laptop or phone for a while, it just feels weird not washing them.

Actually peeing seated is the only time I need to touch my dick. Gotta tuck it below the toilet seat.

Yeah, that's really a problem for your average gaffer.

 

[Syphon Filter]

wtf you that lazy?

 

[Glass Rebel]

you disgusting motherfuckers, wash your hands

 

[Reptars Revenge]

We should be cleaning our dicks in the bathrooms rather than our hands

 

[Rktk]

We should be cleaning our dicks in the bathrooms rather than our hands

I've seen it before.

 

[Costa Kid]

Yeah unless it's a public toilet and the place is disgusting and the soap seems disgusting. In that case I'll try not to touch anything and use hand sanitiser/wipes.

 

[ClosingADoor]

Thread title says you didn't touch anything

How'd you enter the bathroom then.

 

[CrocMother]

I don't wash my hands if I sit on the toilet to pee.

 

[Smokey]

NO I don't when I piss. I hate people who wash their hands after pissing. It means they urinated on their hands. How the fuck does that happen?

ya nasty

 

[Airola]

There's no need to wash hands because:

1) The dick is clean because a pure princess just gave a bj.
2) You don't even have to touch it because you don't need to aim because it's so big it almost touches the urinal / toilet regardless.

Spoiler

I wash every time. I don't use soap every time though. But I always wash them.

And I'm one of those freaks who nearly always pees sitting down. In regular toilets I never stand and pee because I can't do it without doing a mess and I just like sitting. It's way more relaxing to pee when sitting.

If all regular toilets are taken I will use the urinal. But I mostly avoid using that.

I always wash hands but I'm not one of those who is afraid to touch the door handles.

 

[KHlover]

I wash hands and use my elbow or whatever to grab the doorhandle. Might as well not wash them in the first place if you touch that filthy thing afterwards.

 

[cyress8]

Wash your nasty hands! Takes a few seconds and will only help lower the chance of a disease being spread.

 

[Razorback]

Statistically speaking, there's no way that every single person that I shake hands daily is as hygienic as many in this thread would like.

Good thing I have no problem putting that thought out of my head. It sure would be terrible if I had to think about that every time I shook someone's hand.

 

[Rynocirator]

No....cause I'm evil.

 

[Slayven]

Nastyass-Gaf is the worse Gaf

 

[paperboywriter]

Would you want someone shaking your hand who peed without washing their hands?

I wouldn't.

This is practically happening every day, multiple times.

 

[kitchenmotors]

Whoaaaah.. I never even thought about this. I've been circumcised my whole life.

Uncut barbarians have to hold their dicks?

You’re a poor troll.

Not even clever or funny.

 

[Sparkedglory]

I always wash my hands. No ifs ands or buts

 

[paperboywriter]

I think not touching doorknobs with your hand is more hygienic than washing hands after peeing.

 

[LionPride]

Potential
Saved
Time

Lazy trifiling ass

 

[Somnid]

You wash your hands in the bathroom as a periodic cleaning of them because of all the stuff you touched outside the bathroom. It has nothing to do with what you did or did not do in the bathroom.

 

[Spiritwalker]

jesus christ

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Has anyone ever heard of someone getting sick after brushing their teeth because the toilet lid wasn't closed?

 

[shwimpy]

I drink a LOT of water during the day so I go about 8-10 times a day. I wash my hands for about half those times.

 

[RRockman]

The only time I don't is when I "use the bathroom" so to speak.

Spoiler

That is read as sneak in to browse/post on GAF at work. Even then I still flush the toilet and wash my hands sometimes so the sounds throw off staff.

 

[CSJ]

How do you not touch your dick when peeing?

Gravity assist.

 

[Last_colossi]

Wash your fucking hands

.

Wait so your logic is that it's cleaner to flush the toilet with your foot but still not wash your hands which is the only thing so far that's actually touched your junk?.... So instead of the toilet lever/button being dirty just everything else in the living/work space will be.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Gravity assist.

No. This was already answered in the rest of the thread, people with foreskin need to pull the foreskin back.

 

[Dead Guy]

Umm...Yeah?

 

[MThanded]

Yes. I always wash my hands when i go to the bathroom.

 

[Breakage]

The fact that there are people who don't wash their hands after peeing, pooping, or sticking their finger up an orifice is why I am invariably disgusted when I see people eating food with their hands on public transport after touching the handrails. It makes me shudder to think what kind of germs they are picking up and ingesting along with their kale and cheese sandwiches.

 

[Cepheus]

Yes...?

When I'm at work, I even wash my hands before going to the toilet as well.

Also, every time I come home from going somewhere, the first thing I do is wash my hands.

 

[mas8705]

Chances are you still touched the door handle, so you should still wash your hands.

 

[Godzilla's Left Toe]

Yes.

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Wash your hands, you lazy, disgusting heathens.