Rockondevil
Member
Hello GAF. I have been a member since 2013 and lurker much longer, and as this is my first thread I thought it only fitting it should be full of shit talking.
I'd like to open by letting you all know I am a proud stander.
This debate has been going on forever amongst humans, however it's been a quiet topic in GAF for a number of years.
It originally came to my attention back in 2007 when I moved in with my partner and realised she sits to wipe. Complete absurdity.
I hope 2019 is the year the debate can be laid to rest, though I am doubtful.
I have delved into the pits of GAF for some history on the topic, though to this day no poll has happened so the stats are hard to quantify.
2005 - Silent_Echo, a sitter, was struck by the thought of people standing to wipe while they were having his free work poop. Sadly the debate was short lived.
2008 - Pneuzy, another sitter, was having a wiping discussion with a friend who was a stander. Pneuzy was awestruck by the fact this was even possible and delved further into the internet before ending up at GAF to satisfy a insatiable hunger.
2010 - Dacvak - yet another crazy sitter, was in a similar situation to the last person who had a stander for a friend. They had a small poll of nearby people however the sample size was quite small for any good results. This thread went for a number of pages and ultimately many were sitters who had no idea of the standing master race.
2011 - Fonds, who opened without stating their preference was curious what everyone else does. Eventually after many sitters questioning how it works Fonds ended up giving the pros of standing. The thread achieved 9 pages of discussion with some classic MS paint works.
2012 - MermaPope, a stander! MermaPope didn't have much to say on the topic but opened it to all. Many were disgruntled sitters. Perhaps some correlation between sitting and being grumpy?
2013 - AnathemicOne, opened shyly with some curiosity. A short thread but the OP eventually opened up on page 2 that they were a stander. This thread had people questioning if we get this thread yearly, which had been the case for a number of years. There was even a member who was a bi-wiper (sitter and stander depending on situation).
2014 - titusandronicus, a great stander with a short but sweet opening. The initial comments were confused and dumbfounded but the discussion eventually opened up. There was yet another bi-wiper, perhaps this is the superior choice?
2016 - jesu, sadly a sitter who opened the discussion with some hostility towards the alternatives. However finally this thread had a huge number of standers which could mean people are finally realising the superior way is the stand.
As you can see the debate has been abandoned since 2016 so it was due time it was reopened to the public, especially now that it is 2019 and people are far more accepting of things they don't full understand.
I hope the poll will settle it, so let's find out.
Definitions:
Sitting - From my understanding the sitters awkwardly lean to one side and try to get their arm under there whilst not touching the toilet seat or their anus. I imagine many times they must touch the seat yet to this day I have never seen anyone washing their arms in a public toilet.
Standing - Don't be fooled, it isn't a full stand which would obviously close your butt cheeks. Imagine a squat hold so your cheeks are at full spread allowing for a clean wipe and no risk of touching the seat while keeping that spread the sitters desire. A welcome side effect of standing is no chance of your ding dong touching the bowl.
Other - Not sure what this could entail, but please let us know if you have a better alternative to the above two.
I'd like to open by letting you all know I am a proud stander.
This debate has been going on forever amongst humans, however it's been a quiet topic in GAF for a number of years.
It originally came to my attention back in 2007 when I moved in with my partner and realised she sits to wipe. Complete absurdity.
I hope 2019 is the year the debate can be laid to rest, though I am doubtful.
I have delved into the pits of GAF for some history on the topic, though to this day no poll has happened so the stats are hard to quantify.
2005 - Silent_Echo, a sitter, was struck by the thought of people standing to wipe while they were having his free work poop. Sadly the debate was short lived.
2008 - Pneuzy, another sitter, was having a wiping discussion with a friend who was a stander. Pneuzy was awestruck by the fact this was even possible and delved further into the internet before ending up at GAF to satisfy a insatiable hunger.
2010 - Dacvak - yet another crazy sitter, was in a similar situation to the last person who had a stander for a friend. They had a small poll of nearby people however the sample size was quite small for any good results. This thread went for a number of pages and ultimately many were sitters who had no idea of the standing master race.
2011 - Fonds, who opened without stating their preference was curious what everyone else does. Eventually after many sitters questioning how it works Fonds ended up giving the pros of standing. The thread achieved 9 pages of discussion with some classic MS paint works.
2012 - MermaPope, a stander! MermaPope didn't have much to say on the topic but opened it to all. Many were disgruntled sitters. Perhaps some correlation between sitting and being grumpy?
2013 - AnathemicOne, opened shyly with some curiosity. A short thread but the OP eventually opened up on page 2 that they were a stander. This thread had people questioning if we get this thread yearly, which had been the case for a number of years. There was even a member who was a bi-wiper (sitter and stander depending on situation).
2014 - titusandronicus, a great stander with a short but sweet opening. The initial comments were confused and dumbfounded but the discussion eventually opened up. There was yet another bi-wiper, perhaps this is the superior choice?
2016 - jesu, sadly a sitter who opened the discussion with some hostility towards the alternatives. However finally this thread had a huge number of standers which could mean people are finally realising the superior way is the stand.
As you can see the debate has been abandoned since 2016 so it was due time it was reopened to the public, especially now that it is 2019 and people are far more accepting of things they don't full understand.
I hope the poll will settle it, so let's find out.
Definitions:
Sitting - From my understanding the sitters awkwardly lean to one side and try to get their arm under there whilst not touching the toilet seat or their anus. I imagine many times they must touch the seat yet to this day I have never seen anyone washing their arms in a public toilet.
Standing - Don't be fooled, it isn't a full stand which would obviously close your butt cheeks. Imagine a squat hold so your cheeks are at full spread allowing for a clean wipe and no risk of touching the seat while keeping that spread the sitters desire. A welcome side effect of standing is no chance of your ding dong touching the bowl.
Other - Not sure what this could entail, but please let us know if you have a better alternative to the above two.
