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[IDKFA]

I have to do standing up.

I have such a hairy ass hole that whenever I shit my arse is a fucking state. I use about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe my arse and about ten sheets just to assess the damage.

 

[BouncyFrag]

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[Kamina]

 

[Enjay]

It's really sad how no one has anyone to talk to nowadays.

 

[T8SC]

Wipe sitting down?

... Like, actual hand in the bog?

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Wipe? I wear diapers to save time.

 

[haxan7]

I have to do standing up.

I have such a hairy ass hole that whenever I shit my arse is a fucking state. I use about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe my arse and about ten sheets just to assess the damage.

I just trimmed mine down today. Shave it man. It makes a world of difference.

We had at least one thread here dedicated to how to properly shave your ass for wiping purposes.

 

[IDKFA]

I just trimmed mine down today. Shave it man. It makes a world of difference.

We had at least one thread here dedicated to how to properly shave your ass for wiping purposes.

Shave it? With a cut throat razor and a mirror? Sounds risky.

 

[T8SC]

 

[haxan7]

Shave it? With a cut throat razor and a mirror? Sounds risky.

Trim it with clippers. I’ve never gone full baldy

 

[IDKFA]

Trim it with clippers. I’ve never gone full baldy

Scissors or actual hair trimmers? Either way, I feel like I'm going to risk cutting open a new ass hole.

Do you do it yourself or get somebody else to do it for you, like a spouse, grandparent or other family member? Feel like that would be safer.

 

[haxan7]

Scissors or actual hair trimmers? Either way, I feel like I'm going to risk cutting open a new ass hole.

Do you do it yourself or get somebody else to do it for you, like a spouse, grandparent or other family member? Feel like that would be safer.

I use this. There may be some remnants of ass hair/pubes still on there if you zoom in close enough.

 

[6502]

Shave from bow to stern.

A freshly shawn scrotum is refreshing, but a hairless arse is close to godliness.

 

[ParaSeoul]

I have to do standing up.

I have such a hairy ass hole that whenever I shit my arse is a fucking state. I use about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe my arse and about ten sheets just to assess the damage.

This is why I started flushing before I wipe.

 

[ParaSeoul]

I use this. There may be some remnants of ass hair/pubes still on there if you zoom in close enough.

Shave from bow to stern.

You dont need shit hairs whatever the length. It uses less paper and washes better, do your pits too, it is the only civilised way to go.

Use a safety razor like a quattro and go from bullseye outwards. Do it in the shower at least once a week.

A freshly shawn scrotum is refreshing, but a hairless arse is close to godliness.

Does it itch bad when it grows again....

 

[captainraincoat]

Im a shower bro
Stomp that plug hole

 

[V1LÆM]

Im a shower bro
Stomp that plug hole

 

[Neolombax]

I cannot relate with this thread. Wiping is not an option for me. Feels incomplete.

 

[TonyK]

Do people really shit in public toilets??

 

[Kamina]

Do people really shit in public toilets??

Only if the other option is to shit myself

 

[ParaSeoul]

Do people really shit in public toilets??

I try to avoid to.

 

[SJRB]

Google "Dutch toilet" and tell me if you'd take the risk wiping while sitting down..

 

[ParaSeoul]

Google "Dutch toilet" and tell me if you'd take the risk wiping while sitting down..

I'm part Dutch and had no idea about those monstrosities

 

[Star-Lord]

This thread has inspired me to shave my asshole.

 

[6502]

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[Mistake]

I used to sit wipe, until I learned that doing that damages your asshole. Now I have a bidet

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Sitting I piss sitting as well