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Do You Wipe Standing Up?
- Thread starter Arsic
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Kenneth Haight
Gold Member
Do you partake in your countryman's Wim Hof method also? I am a big believer in cold therapy for sure, it makes you feel fantastic.
ÆMNE22A!C
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I piss sitting down for some years now. No piss residue and it's much chiller etc.
Arsic
Loves his juicy stink trail scent
See my wife doesn’t understand that I stand up to wipe my asshole when complete.
I wasn’t sure if maybe for women it makes more sense somehow to stay seated and do the leg lift?
Evolved1
make sure the pudding isn't too soggy but that just ruins everything
why i didn't vote.... odd framing
ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
No not directly. But I've taken 4 min cold showers when it was minos 0 in the winter. Sometimes twice.
3 x deep breathing on the front and back. Nice fact: cold showers push all your urine out of your blather.
Evolved1
make sure the pudding isn't too soggy but that just ruins everything
i might be confused, but you sit to piss and stand to wipe? this is overwhelming for me.
Evolved1
make sure the pudding isn't too soggy but that just ruins everything
i retire from gaf
GymWolf
Member
I side-eye whoever think that wiping with paper is enough to clean an ass after taking a shit.
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ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
You'll learn young padawan...
I sit down when I take a piss ie bliss. (Get fucked
kanjobazooie
)Nah i wipe while sitting as well. In need, spread a cheeck. (FU KLĂMJŐ)
Trunx81
Member
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Evolved1
make sure the pudding isn't too soggy but that just ruins everything
this would have more credibility if you didn't just admit to shitting standing up. tbf
edit: retraction, i realized my mistake
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Nostalgic Nightmare
Member
Get a bidet, unless you still think cleaning your ass by wiping shit back into your skin with dry paper is the best route .
ÆMNE22A!C
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Side eye is all you can do pretentious asshole. What about all your "adventures" in Amsterdam huh?
ÆMNE22A!C
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RagnarokIV
Battlebus imprisoning me \m/ >.< \m/
This.
Unless you have an ass cannon/bum gun, you are living in cave man times. Sort your life out guys.
Arsic
Loves his juicy stink trail scent
But all public restrooms just have tiny paper that you can see through.
That’s the standard asshole cleaning experience. Anything more is unnecessary and just a marketing scam.
Shadowplay1979
Member
I live in Japan, I press a button
GymWolf
Member
I only take a shit in the hotel so i can properly clean my ass with a trusted soupy sponge.
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Nostalgic Nightmare
Member
Pretentious fuck alert
Keep giving up your ass to the paper treadmill if you want - or spend $20 and have your anus and backside of your balls splashed with freezing cold water like a real man.
cormack12
Gold Member
Treacle turds we call them
GymWolf
Member
I don't know what treacle means.
Lambogenie
Member
This is just one reason why bum guns are superior. Pressure is too low on ToTo.The other is finesse. You can control that shot right to where you know that shit lingers worst.
Japan is on right track but UAE, Malaysia know better.
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GymWolf
Member
What the hell is a bum gun? ToTo?
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Nostalgic Nightmare
Member
The bidets, even the cheapest ones have a control knob that lets you control the water pressure that comes out - it's nice for when you have those shits where it's like wiping peanut butter out of carpet/wiping a sharpie.
GymWolf
Member
I don't think any water pressure alone can perfectly clean a filthy ass.
Btw, i live in italy, we have bidets in our homes by default.
But after i take a shit, it is just way faster and cleaner to just use a wet soapy sponge.
Soap, water and friction are better than just water.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I do. I don't like the coolness of the toilet seat, so I take manly poops
GymWolf
Member
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
It depends on if I'm actively dating someone, in which I'll hop back in the shower after a shit for a quickie rinse.
Otherwise, I I use paper and wet wipes.
GymWolf
Member
Sponges have better friction value.
Reizo Ryuu
Member
It's not really standing up, more like an in-between sitting and standing straight so you get some clearance to wipe properly; there's no way I'm putting my hand that close to the bowl/seat to wipe my ass, I don't even know how you'd be able to wipe properly like that with just the "leg raise".
But considering we have people here with nasty smells behind their ears, there's probably a bunch of y'all walking around with poopy butts too.
But considering we have people here with nasty smells behind their ears, there's probably a bunch of y'all walking around with poopy butts too.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Not if you spread them cheeks.
6502
Member
Then wiping whilst bowing? Showing respect to the cistern to ensure a successful flush? Or pulling yourself apart one cheek at a time.. thus getting a shitty butterfly print on each side of the (incorrectly assumed clean) sphincter?
I emplore all manking to wipe whilst seated unless you are morbidly obese, standing only offers a polish before you go to the shower / bidet.
I wonder if this aversion to proper seated wiping is proportional to water levels in different countries toilets.
badblue
Gold Member
It probably has to do with "how do people learn that".
When you are a kid and first learning to use the toilet, your parents would help you clean up (or at least that's how it is in my corner of the world), and we were standing when they did that. That just continues because it's the way it's always been done.
It's not like pooping was a communal activity to learn other methods of wiping ones ass.
The Pleasure
Member
Is this topic a subtle nod to this?
Big Baller
Al Pachinko, Konami President
Seated obviously
