I have been looking to improve my game and thankfully I have a stable career as a sandwich artisan which allows me economic freedom. I bought an Alienware PC which gives me the utmost performance with 24 gigabytes of RAM which is enough to play DOTA2 with the smoothest framerate and high ping. To improve my clicking skills I bought myself a Thermaltake® Black Element© Gaming Mouse with attachable fan to help blow my sweat away while playing intense matches. I noticed my eyesight is bad so I bought Gunnar® Optiks eye-wear® which protect, enhance, and optimize my reaction time. To look up builds while in-game I bought an Apple©® iPad 2 + WiFi access for only $529.
Unluckily though I have done all of this and I still cannot pass 49% win rate. What am I doing wrong? I even use Apple iTunes® software® to play my favorite Skrillex© Songs℗ like First Of The Year (Equinox)℗ to help get me pumped up to play but it doesn't help. I am starting to think this game is programmed incorrectly. I don't know what else to do. My last resort is to order Fatal1ty© sponsored irresistably delicious GamerFood to boost my energy levels©® while gaming. Problem is I can't decide on a flavor. Should I get Seeds of Victory©? Maybe Nuts of Destruction? Cashews of Chaos®? You guys must have a favorite flavor, can I get some advice?