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DOTA 2 BETA 2 |OT10| Reborn

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Hylian7

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Nope. fucking nothing.
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I have been looking to improve my game and thankfully I have a stable career as a sandwich artisan which allows me economic freedom. I bought an Alienware™ PC which gives me the utmost performance with 24 gigabytes of RAM which is enough to play DOTA2 with the smoothest framerate and high ping. To improve my clicking skills I bought myself a Thermaltake® Black Element© Gaming™ Mouse™ with attachable fan to help blow my sweat away while playing intense matches. I noticed my eyesight is bad so I bought Gunnar® Optiks™ eye-wear™® which protect, enhance, and optimize my reaction time. To look up builds while in-game I bought an Apple©® iPad 2™ + WiFi™ access for only $529™.

Unluckily though I have done all of this and I still cannot pass 49% win rate. What am I doing wrong? I even use Apple™ iTunes® software® to play my favorite Skrillex© Songs℗ like First Of The Year (Equinox)℗ to help get me pumped up to play but it doesn't help. I am starting to think this game is programmed incorrectly. I don't know what else to do. My last resort is to order Fatal1ty© sponsored irresistably™ delicious™ GamerFood™ to boost my energy levels™©® while gaming. Problem is I can't decide on a flavor. Should I get Seeds of Victory©? Maybe Nuts of Destruction™? Cashews of Chaos®? You guys must have a favorite flavor, can I get some advice?
 

J2d

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Slark is the easiest hero ever how have I ever lost with this hero
I could make a pretty long montage of all my failed pounces, just today I managed to jump into the fucking forest, failed to jump back out and then tpd to the closest tower and realized I barely had any mana left and the team fight was pretty much over. Thankfully I played with some really forgiving people :/
 

inkls

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And none of you wanted to play the Immortal 3/Source 2 game today. Smh inkls.

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TUSR

Banned
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Woops I meant Drkirby.

I expected a Source 2 announcement this Thursday.

I was off by a whole day.
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
I hope this quells all the "what has Valve been doing for the last year?" complaints.
 

twobear

sputum-flecked apoplexy
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppsssssssssssss

I hope this quells all the "what has Valve been doing for the last year?" complaints.

IT DOES

THEY'VE BEEN DESIGNING A NEW UI FOR A THREE YEAR OLD GAME

WEEEEEEEPS
 

Quesa

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Also I hope hero MMR is implemented in some way. Maybe they should add HotS heropick mode?

yeah yeah probably not but I can dream

Oh and they've pre-added pts 2 and three and said next week. Steps forward valve. An exact date would have been nice, but everyone learns at their own pace it's ok.
 
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