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[Risible]

Solo matchmaking used to be OK for me.

The last month or so has been a real shitshow. Every game I have at least one dude who has apparently never played Dota before.

It's become unplayable. My win/lose record tanked so hard it's not even funny, I've lost like 70% of my games in the last month whereas before that it was an even split.

I don't claim to be God's gift to Dota by ANY means, but I understand the basics at least. Is that too much to ask for?

 

[t0rment]

lol at pros thinking that 6.85 changed anything about the meta other than lina, lesh and ss nerfs.

this is not TI2 for you to have a naga carry. icefrog wants to extinguish rat doto forever.

 

[pompidu]

I would like an actual qop nerf pls and gyro.

This meta is boring as shit already.

 

[aeolist]

this is sad

 

[Saprol]

what the hell is this eg draft

 

[mfaex]

Day 1 EG still shit

 

[Haly]

10 more years of 6.84

 

[rexor0717]

EasyGarbage

 

[Hylian7]

I like this patch. Not just because of Spectre either.

 

[Hazaro]

wutface broodmama ppd melee ti curse wutface E G KI I CK FOR THIS GUY

 

[aeolist]

shit draft, gg peter

 

[Haly]

Kick Aui lose ESLNY.

 

[Anno]

Lol what garbage EG. You have two huge playmaking cores and you give them 1 hero out of 4 to do anything with in two games, all the while just ignoring how good your opposition is. That's some shit.

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

shit draft, gg peter

saving strats for majors!

 

[TUSR]

 

[Anbokr]

KURO WAS RIGHT

 

[sleverfunk]

TI curse is real.

 

[Hazaro]

[I]You are playing against Vega.

You do not ban Broodmother because you can counter it.

Vega instantly picks Broodmother.

You lose against Vega.

You ban Broodmother next time you play against Vega  because you're not stupid.[/I]

 

[1.09]

zzzz. I was playing dota and lost a game cuz my mouse was unresponsive...anyone got any suggestions for a similar mouse to mine? Iirc it was a limited edition release, but I really like the ergonomics of it..

 

[Ultrabum]

[I]You are playing against Vega.

You do not ban Broodmother because you can counter it.

Vega instantly picks Broodmother.

You lose against Vega.

You ban Broodmother next time you play against Vega  because you're not stupid.[/I]

Hahaha

Edit: that mouse is gross.

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

zzzz. I was playing dota and lost a game cuz my mouse was unresponsive...anyone got any suggestions for a similar mouse to mine? Iirc it was a limited edition release, but I really like the ergonomics of it..

 

[sleverfunk]

zzzz. I was playing dota and lost a game cuz my mouse was unresponsive...anyone got any suggestions for a similar mouse to mine? Iirc it was a limited edition release, but I really like the ergonomics of it..

holy fuck

 

[Haly]

NSFL

 

[shira]

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[JambiBum]

Soylent tastes like cereal milk and it's alright for like a meal on the go when you don't have time.

 

[jew]

i would eat that if u gave me 2 dollars

 

[bounchfx]

what were those games
whos this EG team

 

[Artanisix]

L;MFAO EG IS SOO SHIT CYA KIDS SPEC FANS WHERE U AT

 

[shira]

vEGa

 

[Drkirby]

what were those games
whos this EG team

Just your typical NA trash.

 

[JawesomeJaw]

Can't wait for first Artour stream / Ask.fm. At least we have SEEcret still.

 

[Auteezy]

I just want to shout out my boy Anbokr the toker. Don't feel too sad!

 

[Hylian7]

Just tried Enchantress offlane for the hell of it, maxing Untouchable.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1841140732

I beat their Lion, Rubick, Treant trilane and the Rubick abandoned 6 minutes in.

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

I only caught the last 10 minutes of the last eg game. What did they do wrong besides not banning Brood?

 

[Madouu]

NA doto truly is cancer

 

[monocromo]

Where can I watch Team Secret / Fnatic replays ?

..

...

... that mouse is gross. It´s totally a Dota mouse.

 

[Quesa]

Dear tech support dotagaf -- the replacement gpu I'm using has an issue where the fan collides with the metal edges. makes for a clicking noise I'm not sure how to stop whenever I launch a game (including dota). How to fix

 

[pompidu]

Just played a game where our lone druid jungled for 48 mins straight....

 

[Artanisix]

Are you sure it's the fan clicking and not a loose wire or fan power controller smacking the gpu? Gut response is to RMA if fan is loose or faulty. Make sure it's actually the fan though.

 

[Haly]

Yeah just open it up and run it and take a look to see what's actually hitting it.

Spoiler

I'm not responsible if a piece of metal shoots into your brain.

 

[SilentRacoon]

This is how my mouse spirit must feel like when scrolling down through this thread.

I don't even want to imagine the sources of all the shit covering that mouse.

 

[KingKong]

I only caught the last 10 minutes of the last eg game. What did they do wrong besides not banning Brood?

it was a classic shitty draft after losing a close game 1 from Peter 'The Evil Genius' Dager

 

[sheamus]

Solo matchmaking used to be OK for me.

The last month or so has been a real shitshow. Every game I have at least one dude who has apparently never played Dota before.

It's become unplayable. My win/lose record tanked so hard it's not even funny, I've lost like 70% of my games in the last month whereas before that it was an even split.

I don't claim to be God's gift to Dota by ANY means, but I understand the basics at least. Is that too much to ask for?

Bro I know the feeling it's kind of weird when I play ranked I win about 80% time but I'm still climbing MMR. But when I try an new build it nothing but new players and people that don't know how to pull or even zone out a solo offline hero.

 

[misses bull]

So what do you do when the is lane auto lost and you are a weak hard carry that can't jungle

 

[Procarbine]

So what do you do when the is lane auto lost and you are a weak hard carry that can't jungle

Lose game

 

[Hylian7]

So what do you do when the is lane auto lost and you are a weak hard carry that can't jungle

Which carry?

 

[misses bull]

Which carry?

Lose game

I mean yea I guess thats what happened

 

[Haly]

So what do you do when the is lane auto lost and you are a weak hard carry that can't jungle

Blame mid.

Blame your support.

Blame offlane.

Call the other side nerds.

 

[Thagomizer]

Every game it feels like I do great in the early game and then we lose

 

[Hylian7]

I mean yea I guess thats what happened

You can sort of jungle with her. Max Desolate, kill the small creeps first and you get Desolate on the big one. Get Urn, and maybe Ring of Health if you have to. It's okay to go other small things, even Diffusal, before your Radiance. In the worst of situations, I can still come out with a 25-27 minute Radiance.

Jungle is the "You don't have anywhere else to go" plan though. What you want to do is keep finding lanes that are close to farm. If the other team is 5-manned (or if the only people missing are people that can't do anything to you), then just start pushing/farming a lane, when they leave, dagger into trees and TP out.

Blame mid.

Blame your support.

Blame offlane.

Call the other side nerds.

You forgot "Report all your teammates"