yesterday my friends and i queued up for captains mode and let me tell you, it was one of the hardest games of all time
our team gets drafted. Booty Patrol (Taylor Swift) and I were counting on Ties (Gabourey) to play as WR and one of the randoms to take Weaver, but one of the randoms snatched WR instead. so we had Timber and Weaver left. i play both of them but Ties doesnt ever use them. i ask him if he knows how to play Weaver and he says "no." i ask him if he knows how to play Timber and he says "no," and then just picks Weaver.
the windrunner on our team was trolling the entire game for completely unknown reasons. the first ten minutes he went to the offlane with me and had his hero set to follow me wherever i went, so i couldnt walk out and farm the creep waves or attack jugg and warlock like i wanted to. every now and then he'd stop chasing me and i'd think "oh he's gonna play now" and i'd go out to attack them when they were open and he'd just stand at our T1 doing nothing as i receive no followup and have to retreat or just flat out die.
so my friends and i are convinced we are going to lose after WR goes around the map and starts following everyone else, and the enemy team is just trashing our towers left and right. at one point, he decides to take the recipe for my Shiva's off the courier and i still dont know what he did with it. i had to buy another one and from that point on i didnt use the courier.
next thing i know, CM is like "um WR can i have the recipe for my pipe please" and he goes on to mention that WR is taking everybody's shit off the courier and dropping it into the forest by the top lane. at one point, Weaver goes to the shop to buy something, puts his treads on the floor so he could receive a recipe from the courier and complete one of his other items, and WR walks by and picks up the treads and proceeds to take them to the enemy team.
needless to say, WR was very angry when we won anyway despite all the work he put in to make us lose. the enemy team was falling apart at the seams once we started to wipe them out a few times and forced CK to ragequit. we managed to recover Weaver's stolen treads, which were sitting outside of their fountain.
http://dotabuff.com/matches/484514575
i still never found that first Shiva's recipe i bought tho... 600g down the drain