A slot just for boots. A "pet" system. Rune system like LoL. Hero fusions where 2 players control the fusion of 2 heroes. Twitch chat integration, the more memes you get the better your RNG blessings. New level cap. You can now try and romance Roshan. Aside from destroying the enemy ancient there are now 3 new endings. You choose a faction at the beginning of each month, if your faction is at the lowest of the rankings your account resets your MMR.
All gold farmed now goes into a team pool. The coach (or anyone in pub) plays as a 6th player and can spend team gold to alter terrain in real-time, as well as construct new towers and rune spawns, and other new buildings that will be introduced.
oh no, top of the page shitpost, better post something real
I will be moving back to civilization next week after living in the Arctic for almost a decade (except 2012, when I played 1200 hours of Dota in 9 months) and only getting to really play for about 2 weeks every 6 months when I went to visit family since then, so this couldn't come at a better time for me.