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[Uter]

oh man, wth was I thinking. Why not pick a game that you can play TOGETHER. That's right, IT'S TIME TO SLAY THE DRAGON.

EverQuest Online Adventures

Make this a real challenge. First one that stops playing for a reasonable time each day...LOSES. And we want to hear info about your quests, IN YE OLDE ENGLISH.

 

[Attack You]

Make this a real challenge. First one that stops playing for a reasonable time each day...LOSES.

In this case, first one to kill himself...WINS.

Spoiler

Think of your loved ones, Drinky.

 

[Deku]

Here's a couple of Electronic Arts challenge games for both of you to obtain. Maybe triple points if you manage to find it.

MJ in the Windy City and Shaq Fu.

 

[etiolate]

Get Drinky a wrestling game, WX8 is super shitty.

 

[Unison]

I vote for Army Men: Green Rogue or GoDai: Elemental Force.

 

[123rl]

Bad Boys 2! I don't think it was even finished when they released it :lol

 

[johnjohnson]

-Azurik
-Nightcaster
-Bloodwake
-Whacked!

Azurik is a great 50+ hours action adventure! You just have to get past the first couple of hours and the big smurf as main character. I would love to get a sequel!

What about Metal Dungeon? I think it's the worst game I tried to play this generation.

 

[johnjohnson]

Rogue Ops

It might not be a tripple A title, but Rogue Ops is far from being a SHIT GAME.

Advent Rising and Psychonauts.

btw... have you tried out Galleon? Maybe you might like it and it's available for 10 bucks or so.

 

[iapetus]

GoDai: Elemental Force.

There are limits, surely?

 

[hooo]

Charlie's Angels, or if you can find the game so bad it was pulled, Kakuto Chojin.

 

[aku:jiki]

Blowout

Dude, what the fuck, Blowout kicks ass for what it is.

I second whoever's recommendation of Drake. It'll be pure pain. I have a pretty high tolerance for bad mechanics, but that game was simply unplayable. It's like they sent the wrong version to the factory.

 

[dark10x]

Think about some of the games be recommended here. You want to make sure you choose a lengthy game.

Kakuto Chojin, for example, is a shitty game...but it is a fighter. You could finish it quickly. It WOULD be a good fine, though, as it is EXTREMELY rare. It was not pulled as a result of its shittiness, though, but rather as a result of some relgious chanting that was present in one of the songs.

 

[demi]

btw... have you tried out Galleon? Maybe you might like it and it's available for 10 bucks or so.

I dunno if this was directed at me, but I haven't. I'd like to check it out, however.

 

[Culex]

I predict one you will be playing an Olsen Twins game in the near future! :lol

 

[Brannon]

Run Like Hell is quite lengthy at around 10 or so hours. C'mon... play it. Give it to Drinky. It's the spawn portal for all other shitty games.

 

[Hyoushi]

 

[shuri]

How about a 'no licensed games' rule? Because picking up Emo's Wild Western Adventures is just too easy

 

[Belfast]

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Drinky Crow and MAF will descend upon a local gaming store to challenge each other to spend valuable vacation time playing and COMPLETING a shitty bargin bin game. Upon completion of the title both of us will be required to post day by day accounts outlining the progress with the title and the horrors visited upon us by it.

WHAT GAMES WILL THEY BE?! Depends on whats at the store when we go. Chances are it will be EB cause they have the best collection of shitty bargin bin games.

I *ORDER* you two to go find a copy of Pyramid for the NES and have an all-out competition to see who can clear the most lines!

 

[Drinky Crow]

Alright, a few basic rules:

NO SPORTS GAMES
NO SHITTY GAMES THAT THE OTHER PERSON HAS ALREADY PLAYED (which saves me from MAF getting mean and picking Xenosaga, SHenmue 2, or Kingdom Hearts)
NO LICENSED CRAP (cuz' as someone pointed out, that's just too easy).

It has to be an original IP like, say....PRYZM!

 

[Brannon]

Alright, a few basic rules:

NO SPORTS GAMES
NO SHITTY GAMES THAT THE OTHER PERSON HAS ALREADY PLAYED (which saves me from MAF getting mean and picking Xenosaga, SHenmue 2, or Kingdom Hearts)
NO LICENSED CRAP (cuz' as someone pointed out, that's just too easy).

It has to be an original IP like, say....PRYZM!

or Run Like Hell? YES! Now do it.

 

[Belfast]

Geometry has never been so defeating!

The scary skulls compel you! OoooOOOOoOOOOooooo~~!

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

HOW ABOUT SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE

LOL ROFL

If MAF has a Dreamcast, Seventh Cross Evolution all the way.

 

[Dave Long]

Can it be a PC game? Because I can find you guys some really shitty stuff to give each other there. Just look for the seal of Euro goodness, Strategy First!

 

[Ponn]

Britneys Dance Beat

 

[Drinky Crow]

Strategy First stuff looks great next to the crap from JoWood (Gothic 2 and Spellforce excluded) or HiP Interactive.

 

[Tarazet]

Alright, a few basic rules:

NO SPORTS GAMES
NO SHITTY GAMES THAT THE OTHER PERSON HAS ALREADY PLAYED (which saves me from MAF getting mean and picking Xenosaga, SHenmue 2, or Kingdom Hearts)
NO LICENSED CRAP (cuz' as someone pointed out, that's just too easy).

It has to be an original IP like, say....PRYZM!

Daikatana and Drake of the 99 Dragons come to mind.

 

[Drinky Crow]

awaits you, MAF.

 

[Revolver]

I'd say Drake of the 99 Dragons too, but I don't know that might get one of you busted for human rights violations.

 

[MrAngryFace]

U JUST WAIT DRINKY! PAIN!

 

[Brannon]

You're not going to get Run Like Hell, aren't you? *cry*

 

[Belfast]

For some reason this makes me want to really play Pryzym.

FUCK YOU. YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

 

[MrAngryFace]

DRINKY WILL SUFFERRRRRRRRR

 

[Drinky Crow]

I'm also considering The Legend of A'lon Dar!

 

[Solid]

i vote Drake of the 99 Dragons

 

[Drinky Crow]

DJ Brannon, Comp USA still offers a free (albeit dusty sixpack) of BAWLS GUARANA high energy beverage free with any purchase of Run Like Hell -- that right there makes it better than Pryzm!

 

[Duck of Death]

Do the games have to be this generation? Because if you can find copies of the truly abysmal games from the 32/64-bit generation, then you shall introduce each other to a true world of pain.

I recommend two N64 non-classics: Armorines and Aidyn Chronicles: The First Mage.

 

[Dave Long]

Strategy First stuff looks great next to the crap from JoWood (Gothic 2 and Spellforce excluded) or HiP Interactive.

I'm sure there could be one from any of these that would make your eyes bleed and your brain seizure.

 

[JackFrost2012]

Armorines and Aidyn Chronicles: The First Mage.

Aidyn Chronicles got a 1 from the GIA in large part due to blue screening twice during the first hour of play.

 

[IJoel]

Hahaha... this thread rocks.

 

[Duck of Death]

Aidyn Chronicles got a 1 from the GIA in large part due to blue screening twice during the first hour of play.

But, but it was an RPG on the N64! An RPG with a huge, open world with about 5 other people to interact with! Screw technical polish and functionality, what about the vision!?

 

[Dave Long]

If you're going console, might I recommend these gems...

Someone needs to share my pain.

 

[Sinatar]

Fight Club, Backyard Wrestling, Army Men: Sarges War, Nanobreaker, Gravity Games Bike: Street Vert Dirt, Kakuto Chojin.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Hidden Invasion!

I can't believe I played the whole thing.

 

[3rdman]

My recommedations with reviews to boot!

Dreamcast: The Ring - Terror's realm (funny as hell review)

http://www.planetdreamcast.com/games/reviews/thering/

Xbox: Kabuki Warriors (button mashing at its worst)

http://xbox.ign.com/articles/166/166384p1.html

PC: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (be sure to watch the video review!)

http://www1.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html

If you manage to play any of these games, all I can say is may God have mercy on your souls!

 

[cloudbt]

 

[distantmantra]

It's calling out for you, Drinky...

 

[iapetus]

I found the demo too painful to play through. I don't think forcing someone to play the whole thing would be permitted under the Geneva Convention.

 

[Eric P]

 

[Ponn]

If you can go old school. Superman 64.

 

[Duck of Death]