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[Bam Bam Baklava]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPbN2pQXe1o

Boom

This mix is better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDjza1NmAGM

 

[freenudemacusers]

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

That's not a ban. That's timeout.

I feel cheated.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Through trolls and posts. From the lowest gif to the highest nested quote, I fought him, Farenheit of Neogaf. Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the forum. Mods took me. And I strayed out of subscriptions and logins. Topics scrolled before me and every hour was as long as a 504 error during E3 .

But it was not the end. I felt life in me again.


I've been sent back until my task is done.

 

[Illithid Dude]

aka Mac blew a mod

 

[freenudemacusers]

aka Mac blew a mod

if that were true i'd never get banned

 

[ZeroRay]

Jesus took 3 days to return from the dead.

macuser > Jesus

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'm marrying my cat

 

[ZeroRay]

CONSUMMATE

 

[brianjones]

reported to child services drugs and lighters all over the place

 

[EloquentM]

Through trolls and posts. From the lowest gif to the highest nested quote, I fought him, Farenheit of Neogaf. Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the forum. Mods took me. And I strayed out of subscriptions and logins. Topics scrolled before me and every hour was as long as a 504 error during E3 .

But it was not the end. I felt life in me again.


I've been sent back until my task is done.

you are just ridiculous.

 

[Rubbish King]

London taught me that stella is a drink that I cannot consume without getting aggressive, I have now decided I will not drink it at all.

Nah its legal, 16 is legal in kansas. Yeah it was at a party, turns out she lifeguards at the gym I work at haha.

as for the other chick, we had a falling out over minor issues like feelings and exclusivity.

ahahaaa


Was she a good fuck? If so I reckon you'd better hit the pool.

See?

This is why we cant allow gay marriage.

8/10 Got me good

I am again drunk on 2 Wild Blue blueberry beers. It is the only alcohol I've found I like and one 6 pack can give me 3 nights. I don't even care if it makes me feel like a lightweight. It has a higher alcohol content than most beers. I'm 25 and didn't really drink anything until this year other than things like mudslides. I only drink alone and I've been doing it increasingly often and out of depression not fun.

Also, I hate myself, my body, and I want to die.

2 beers? I know it's 8% but the bottles are only 340ml..

Bar tenders are assholes.

The first drink is always super weak, but the third is super strong, so when you're finished you want more.

assholes, I have to drive back eventually!

This is not true, if it is that bartender is breaking the law.

aka Mac blew a mod

lol

 

[kehs]

this is murica dude

 

[strobogo]

Off of two beers? :/

I'm 5'5" and didn't start drinking until this year so I have no tolerance yet.

 

[kehs]

Being a lightweight is awesome.

Easy on the wallet, easy on the bladder, easy on the liver.

I miss those days. =(

 

[coldvein]

London taught me that stella is a drink that I cannot consume without getting aggressive, I have now decided I will not drink it at all.

you better not have harmed acridmeat in any way.

also, of all of the typical beverages that people report making them aggressive, stella artois is not generally one .. its probably just safe to say that being drunk makes you aggressive

Being a lightweight is awesome.

Easy on the wallet, easy on the bladder, easy on the liver.

I miss those days. =(

i've reverted to lightweight status.

 

[Snuggles]

I decided today that if things don't work out with my current job I'm either moving to Africa or South America to become a mercenary working for the local government, drug lords, or whoever else is paying. I have the capabilities. Amazon has all this sweet tactical gear like 950K volt stun-knuckles and throwing axes, I could pretty much be a freelance robocop with all the shit on my wishlist. I'm pretty excited about this. Copernicus, you should join me, it's now or never.

 

[freenudemacusers]

You're gonna get AIDS.


this has nothing to do with africa, btw, I'm just saying, you will get AIDs. One day.

 

[Wool]

I want to go work in the North Dakota oil fields. $80,000 a year with no experience. What if I did that for 2 years, then just bought rental property and traveled the world? Do you think it's kind of like There Will Be Blood? Would I be Eli or Daniel?





I was going to type up a big post about my Fourth of July a couple days ago, but I haven't worked myself up to it. Is it too late?





Balddemon was unbanned and macuser1of5 was banned? Am I taking crazy pills?

 

[freenudemacusers]

lol it was just a joke; I mean, who gets banned for like 1 day?


wool if you turn into a sketchy oil worker please don't blow all your money on backpage whores.

 

[kehs]

I'm going to Africa to stop snuggler.


(I've been banned for like 4 hours once).

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Mac, that wasn't a ban, tame punishment.

Where are my nudes? Jtwo is beating you to it. Shameful, smh.

 

[coldvein]

snuggler and copernicus, dueling mercenaries?

 

[Minus_Me]

I still wanna see that GIF everyone was talking about.

 

[coldvein]

there is no gif

 

[Minus_Me]

There was a damn spoon in the matrix though.

 

[coldvein]

i would tell a story about how the matrix changed my life but ive probably told it in here a million times already. anyway the matrix changed my life

 

[Rubbish King]

you better not have harmed acridmeat in any way.

also, of all of the typical beverages that people report making them aggressive, stella artois is not generally one .. its probably just safe to say that being drunk makes you aggressive



i've reverted to lightweight status.

Stella Artois is universally known as wife beater juice.

lol it was just a joke; I mean, who gets banned for like 1 day?


wool if you turn into a sketchy oil worker please don't blow all your money on backpage whores.

i got banned for 2 days once

 

[freenudemacusers]

We'll you're a newAIDS ridden brit. different rules for you etc.

 

[coldvein]

Stella Artois is universally known as wife beater juice.

really? not in my universe .. here it is known as a decent beer that is generally overpriced for what it is.

i have one of them pretty stella artois goblets though, its nice.

 

[Snuggles]

i would tell a story about how the matrix changed my life but ive probably told it in here a million times already. anyway the matrix changed my life

Like the movie or did you go into the actual Matrix?

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Like the movie or did you go into the actual Matrix?

Whoa

 

[Rubbish King]

GAF is the matrix



CF can we get married and run away to paris

 

[coldvein]

Like the movie or did you go into the actual Matrix?

both

 

[AcridMeat]

I've been trying to think of a way to compliment Tash in here without sounding like I've been drugged.

I've been drugged.

 

[freenudemacusers]

You could say he has the most STDs of anyone in this thread.

 

[Minus_Me]

STI>STD

 

[AcridMeat]

You could say he has the most STDs of anyone in this thread.

That'd be a disservice to you mac.

I do wish I could bring him to PAX this year though. Holy hell would that be wild.

 

[Rubbish King]

I've been trying to think of a way to compliment Tash in here without sounding like I've been drugged.

I've been drugged.

C...c.come on b..bb..baka


Tickle my ego just a smidge

You could say he has the most STDs of anyone in this thread.

I have zero STDs mofo

 

[freenudemacusers]

That are known to mankind.

 

[Rubbish King]

That are known to mankind.

Fair point

 

[EloquentM]

DOGGYSTYLE is my worst position.

 

[freenudemacusers]

DOGGYSTYLE is my worst position.

You should stretch more, bending over on your knees shouldn't be painful.

 

[EloquentM]

You should stretch more, bending over on your knees shouldn't be painful.

Limber up

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Is she pegging you?

 

[Minus_Me]

Limber up

Yoga is great.

 

[Rubbish King]

DOGGYSTYLE is my worst position.

doggystyle is great, i think its better if you are lacking in the cock department because you can really get deep thrusts in then

 

[freenudemacusers]

Limber up

I've been doing a special set of pax yoga stretch techniques.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I've been doing a special set of pax yoga stretch techniques.

I been doing my kegels.

 

[EloquentM]

doggystyle is great, i think its better if you are lacking in the cock department because you can really get deep thrusts in then

I'm not lacking. Just can't hold it for very long in that position. My stamina is great but if the lady gets too sore and impatient we jump to that.