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[freenudemacusers]

With acrid, will be sending a sperm sample back to the US for you guys

why are you sending us semen samples of all the homeless men the two of you are jacking off?

 

[luckyboyceo]

daww

where'd your jacket tho

LUCKY EXPLAIN PLS

edit: who is that fine girl in the red frames?

CV is a 34 jacket size and not a single store carried anything lower than a 36. I wanted to do a jacket but it just wasn't feasible given the timeframe (today).

 

[EloquentM]

CV is a 34 jacket size and not a single store carried anything lower than a 36. I wanted to do a jacket but it just wasn't feasible given the timeframe (today).

Lucky boy, pimp my hide

 

[EloquentM]

Cross posting

Lol all wildlife in the lake forever killed.

Edit: I'm actually sober here. My Ray Charles ventriloquist impression.

 

[ZeroRay]

This page is too hawt for words. Oh my.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I have sunglasses like that I wear occasionally. I think they were my moms from like the 80s or something.


Going to my cousins graduation party in a bit. Gonna bring him a little bottle of makers mark and the first volume of the hawkeye comic/trade paper back thing.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I wish I could put manny and coldvein in a soft serve machine, press swirl, and eat resulting ice cream out of a cake cone made of acridmeat and tashbrooke's semen.

 

[Snuggles]

Nice, I've been waiting for the Mannny nudes to leak.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I wish I could put manny and coldvein in a soft serve machine, press swirl, and eat resulting ice cream out of a cake cone made of acridmeat and tashbrooke's semen.

dude.

lol

Nice, I've been waiting for the Mannny nudes to leak.

He looks very gay (old usage).

 

[EloquentM]

What is going on in hereeee?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

manny looks like mario chalmers.

 

[ZeroRay]

manny looks like mario chalmers.

C'mon bro, harsh.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

what's wrong with looking like chalmers?

he's a two time NBA champion.

 

[ZeroRay]

Being yelled at all the time for one.

Then again, he does have as many rings as Wilt Chamberlain.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Chalmers gets all the chicks from Lebron.

 

[EloquentM]

Lmaoooo he does sorta look like me. That's just because of the face I'm making though

 

[J2d]

That feeling when you don't know if you should post in the drunk thread or the depression one..?

A two week of being drunk every other day, you just feel sick, I hope I saved up enough to take a couple of white months

 

[kehs]

White months?

 

[Rubbish King]

just got back from londonnn.....fuckkkkkkkkk

 

[Riggs]

I'll enter a message, you want me to enter a message? Here is a fucking message. Fuck all you faggots. Hehehehehehhhee JK I am down with the LGBTQ community.

 

[Snuggles]

Dan, write that you appreciate all the hard work they've put into your pie's.

 

[Riggs]

New avatars, New names, what the fuck has.happened.

 

[Snuggles]

Also, you should apologize for using that word. This is drunk thread but we're not animals. Have some fucking class.

 

[Riggs]

I ll be perma banned soon for calling Hitler evilore, when did you get all PC you fuckin insurgent?

 

[Snuggles]

Get your shit together, Dan.

 

[Riggs]

Snuggler you are the recipe for success, bud.

 

[freenudemacusers]

insurgent is not the preferred nomenclature bro

 

[EloquentM]

Is this where I can get the free nudes?

 

[freenudemacusers]

pm sent

 

[EloquentM]

Is minus dead?

 

[Snuggles]

Minus is busy counting all his money right now.

 

[Tokubetsu]

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'm hanging out with teens all night.
It's my cousins graduation party and he's going into the service so I'm hanging out with all them teens.

 

[Gvaz]

between tipsy and drunk

why is my chest warm

 

[Snuggles]

I just awoke into my mind from a dream. Fell asleep to music for a moment then bam. Let's try this again after a few hits.

 

[Snuggles]

It's time to go to sleep. Love you.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

What happens when you meet a girl and then look at her instagram and there's a bunch of stuff about jesus and the bible in it.

 

[Gvaz]

fuck that pussy anywysa shes just closeted DUH


hi

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I just don't think jesus is gonna allow me to have sexual relations with her.

 

[ZeroRay]

he's right, you gotta tag that pussy.

do it for mac, RIP.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

he's right, you gotta tag that pussy.

do it for mac, RIP.

I'll try more than ever before for mac.

 

[Snuggles]

I just don't think jesus is gonna allow me to have sexual relations with her.

You gotta distract Jesus to get to that. Sacrifice a lamb then bang her while he's not looking.

I got assaulted by a bug. It somehow landed on my collar then crawled down my body and I couldn't find it. It's a gross fucking bug and I freaked out. I changed clothes but I still feel like it's crawling around in my bed. I can't sleep now with all these gross bugs touchin me .

 

[balddemon]

sup guys. my leg fucking hurts from basketball, but on the bright side, last weekend a girl sucked my dick.

too bad she was only 17, and had never sucked a dick before. so it sucked.

 

[EloquentM]

How the fuck did Andrew get banned?

 

[balddemon]

feminist arguments

edit: so did devo. lulz.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Why didn't I get any nude pms? I'm still waiting...

Edit: Mac banned? Rip buddy. I guess I'll never get your nudes.

 

[EloquentM]

feminist arguments

This has to be some sort of divine irony. You're back from racist comments after he is banned from feminist arguments.

 

[Knox]

I just don't think jesus is gonna allow me to have sexual relations with her.

Listen. Like 90% of the time, that Jesus shit is a front. Bad bitches hide behind jesus ALL. THE. TIME. It's just an excuse for them not fucking guys they don't want to fuck anyway.

 

[kehs]

Have you guys seen Bill Burrs special on Netflix? (Called You People Are All The Same)

That shit had me in stitches.

 

[Snuggles]

I guess MacUser was banned for being an Eggman alt. Damn. I had no idea.