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[EloquentM]

I've been doing a special set of pax yoga stretch techniques.

come show me...at pax

 

[Rubbish King]

I'm not lacking. Just can't hold it for very long in that position. My stamina is great but if the lady gets too sore and impatient we jump to that.

Oh i didnt mean you are




but if you are


it's pretty effective






I cant hold it in that position either, unless im really drunk, then my stamina weirdly increase s, with that last shag even I amazed myself

 

[freenudemacusers]

come show me...at pax

we'll see bb

 

[EloquentM]

Oh i didnt mean you are




but if you are


it's pretty effective






I cant hold it in that position either, unless im really drunk, then my stamina weirdly increase s, with that last shag even I amazed myself

Alcohol slows action potential in your nervous system so it effectively numbs you. It's only natural for you to last longer then.

 

[Minus_Me]

Considering how much I drink, I actually dislike drunk sex.

 

[EloquentM]

Considering how much I drink, I actually dislike drunk sex.

I don't really like it either.

 

[Rubbish King]

Alcohol slows action potential in your nervous system so it effectively numbs you. It's only natural for you to last longer then.

Oh i know that, but i did positions i probably couldnt do sober




one day i'm going to have sex sober


and it will be horrifying

 

[EloquentM]

It's pretty noice

 

[freenudemacusers]

sex is terrible don't do it

 

[Rubbish King]

It's pretty noice

I would love to have a shag which meant something


one day i will



anyways its 3AM

night guys

 

[Minus_Me]

my gal was so much more into sex than I was coming out of a shitty prior relationship. That feeling of inadequacy is fucking harsh.

 

[Snuggles]

I like doggy style because it's all about the ass. You can focus all on that shit and mush it around with your hands while you slam. Plus titties are still hangin there ready to be grabbed. It maximizes all the important parts of a lady.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

She got a mushy ass.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I prefer missionary so that while I am delicately making love I can gaze into her eyes and tell her how important she is to me, how much she means, and that I would do anything to keep her and make her happy. I can also apply gentle closed-mouth kisses until we finish and share a tearful, joyful crying session.

 

[Minus_Me]

I prefer missionary so that while I am delicately making love I can gaze into her eyes and tell her how important she is to me, how much she means, and that I would do anything to keep her and make her happy. I can also apply gentle closed-mouth kisses until we finish and share a tearful, joyful crying session.

 

[Snuggles]

That's all nice but most bitches would rather be taken to pound town from behind so they can pretend it's Denzel or some shit while you tell them how nice they booty is.

 

[freenudemacusers]

That's all nice but most bitches would rather be taken to pound town from behind so they can pretend it's Denzel or some shit while you tell them how nice they booty is.

I'm sorry I respect women too much to take them to "pound town" as opposed to a bed of roses.

 

[Snuggles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9bV3jZgpBA&sns=em


Sent from my iPhone

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'm worried mac is a simp.

 

[EloquentM]

I'm pretty quiet aside from dirty talk.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

If there's one thing I know nothing about. It's gaining respect.

 

[ZeroRay]

The ladies find my sexually charged comments hilarious for some reason.

I'm worried mac is a simp.

He's married. That's like the ultimate simp move.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I'm feeling sick. Wanna throw up.

Hate throwing up!!!

 

[freenudemacusers]

He's married. That's like the ultimate simp move.

But I have limited my simpery to one woman. I am immune to simp-tendencies otherwise.

 

[Snuggles]

Can't hate on that, I'd love to meet a girl so special that I would have to marriage-simp her. Havent had that since a long time ago.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Last few days have been bullshit. First, all weekend I see a bunch of fake ass tough guys get all the chicks. Then one of these fakesters calls me a bitch ass in front of these chicks and his goons to impress them and when I tell him to put up or shut up he backs out. Yet everyone thinks he's badass still.

Then I get on fifa to cool myself down and I lose 6 games in a row.

Then I can confirm I did indeed get cockblocked by jesus.

Then Ryan Davis died.

 

[(._.)]

guys, just IDK

life has been so good to me lately c:

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

guys, just IDK

life has been so good to me lately c:

You bastard.

 

[Gvaz]

DOGGYSTYLE is my worst position.

It's my worst position because whenever I get in that position my dick wants to throw up, so I tend to save it for last.

I prefer missionary so that while I am delicately making love I can gaze into her eyes and tell her how important she is to me, how much she means, and that I would do anything to keep her and make her happy. I can also apply gentle closed-mouth kisses until we finish and share a tearful, joyful crying session.

Last time I was in missionary I was choking and slapping the girl in the face and called her a dirty little slut and how I was going to fill her womb with my cum. She liked that a lot.

 

[EloquentM]

It's my worst position because whenever I get in that position my dick wants to throw up, so I tend to save it for last.

Riight right

 

[Snuggles]

Fuck.

 

[Sai-kun]

'my dick wants to throw up' ajs;lkfja;sjfas;lkfjaslfj

 

[freenudemacusers]

guys


guys


I think my dick is bulimic.

 

[Snuggles]

I jerk off like twice a week these days. Too starved for the real thing. Baitin just ain't the same. I only bait just to drain some poison.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I jerk off like twice a week these days. Too starved for the real thing. Baitin just ain't the same. I only bait just to drain some poison.

Are you thirsty?

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

i be wanking like 2 times a day

 

[Snuggles]

I'm too thirsty. Trying to stay strong and dodge those pussy oasises. Can't let the thirst control you.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

You bastards! I was feeling sick! Feeling much better now (kinda), didn't need to throw up. My dick did though.

 

[EloquentM]

What's going on in here?

 

[arab]

one week without my spaghetti flying. it's hard to look at those wendy's pretzel burgers

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I haven't had spaghetti in like a year. It's a meal entirely composed of carbs man, I just can't do it.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I had spaghetti yesterday, cooked by me. Could have been better.

 

[brianjones]

I haven't had spaghetti in like a year. It's a meal entirely composed of carbs man, I just can't do it.

kinda like alcohol

or just beer.. Whiskey isn't too filling

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I try to drink vodka since that seems to be the least fattening choice. I also skip dinner on nights when I drink because it's a win/win. Don't get fat and also drunker on a empty stomach.

I skip a lot of dinners.

 

[brianjones]

I haven't been able to master that

my willpower for junk food is low when I've drinking

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I haven't been able to master that

my willpower for junk food is low when I've drinking

Mine was weaker when I smoked weed. No junk food could survive.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

When I get drunk enough I don't think of food unless it's right there in front of me. Then I gorge but the key is not having it.

 

[luckyboyceo]

one week without my spaghetti flying. it's hard to look at those wendy's pretzel burgers

Back when that thread was going, I think I made it like 28 days once and legit lost my mind. I swear I couldn't see straight.

I might start it up again though cause I did notice some positive changes in my overall amount of energy.

 

[freenudemacusers]

all this talk about brojuice is making me soft

Spoiler

because i came so fast

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Deplorable