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[Charles Foster Kane]

You guys just make me sad and jealous with your great bodies.

I've never and refuse to ever watch that movie for some reason.

It's a really well made film filled with really unlikeable characters.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

What bums me out more than anything else is that even if I do it all right it will still not be enough to match those who were genetically blessed. My body is too beat up to ever match the perfection of a young matthew terry.

Sometimes your best isn't good enough but at the same time you know you reached your own personal peak which removes any doubts or regrets.



zero how can you be too fat if you got no love handles.

 

[Alebelly]

All dressed up, no place to run
No car, no girl, no pills, no fun
Nothing to do in this empty room
I gotta get my head together soon

Alone again, no plans, no friends
You call me up at half past ten
You say "How are you holding up my friend?
Are you sitting around getting drunk again?"

 

[ZeroRay]

zero how can you be too fat if you got no love handles.

Like the way I see myself in the mirror (better) doesn't match up to how I look in pics. You know, the usual body image issues.

 

[EloquentM]

All dressed up, no place to run
No car, no girl, no pills, no fun
Nothing to do in this empty room
I gotta get my head together soon

Alone again, no plans, no friends
You call me up at half past ten
You say "How are you holding up my friend?
Are you sitting around getting drunk again?"

Where's this from?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

When you live where I live a large number of guys under 25 look like this.

You simply cannot compete.

But then you think okay over 25 the playing field starts to level out, not everybody is blessed with a metabolism that doesn't age. Well you're right but guess what, a large of number of guys over 25 got sweet cushy jobs and are making 6 figures a year. It's a daily reminder of inferiority.

 

[EloquentM]

The one in the middle is underweight though.

 

[arab]

it's ok style. those guys probably have shit taste in music

 

[Alebelly]

Where's this from?

The Airborne Toxic Event

great album

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZTpzAtndTg

 

[EloquentM]

The Airborne Toxic Event

I like their style

 

[ZeroRay]

When you live where I live a large number of guys under 25 look like this.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/1634a0396c2da43c688972217a0ebbbf/tumblr_mppkekUASh1qg22hlo1_1280.jpg[IMG]

You simply cannot compete.

But then you think okay over 25 the playing field starts to level out, not everybody is blessed with a metabolism that doesn't age. Well you're right but guess what, a large of number of guys over 25 got sweet cushy jobs and are making 6 figures a year. It's a daily reminder of inferiority.[/QUOTE]

I live in Miami, but yeah, we don't really have the SoCal numbers with the bodies.

Oh well, the guys with the hottest girls I see at the beach are usually average bodied dudes - sometimes wearing gold chains.

So looks aren't everything man. Trying to solve all your problems by going after one thing never works out, yadayada.

 

[EloquentM]

I thought nights didn't live in my state anymore...

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I been back for months bro where you been.

 

[EloquentM]

I been back for months bro where you been.

>___>

 

[balddemon]

Post a pic of your gaaainnzzzz.

I'm starting a no alcohol, no trashy foods period tomorrow to finally get this shit together. I wanna fast track my hard body progress.

diet coke and rum aka right now is my shit. that's how you get drunk every night and make gains.

 

[balddemon]

double post sorry but i'm drunk

you guys are gay as fuck for not responding in 7 minutes.

no offense to cfk and sphinx and other actual gay men in here.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Haven't you seen the threads saying diet coke is just as bad for you?

 

[balddemon]

Yeah so I'll probably get Coke, cherry coke, or vanilla coke tomorrow and friday and saturday night. I don't really care haha. I just have an aversion to all liquors that I need to overcome on my own somehow.

 

[Kwixotik]

Diet Coke is only bad for you in intangible or indirect and hard to notice ways. Regular Coke directly makes you straight up fat. Sure Diet Coke might make me crave more carbs, but if I don't actually eat them then fuck it.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I actually did really well just eating the same junk but much less of it and starving myself the rest of the day but it's too slow. I'm just gonna eat youtube fitness guru approved meals and see if it speeds things up.

 

[EloquentM]

I'm a cannibal

 

[kehs]

Happy Tuesday everyone.

 

[balddemon]

Diet Coke is only bad for you in intangible or indirect and hard to notice ways. Regular Coke directly makes you straight up fat. Sure Diet Coke might make me crave more carbs, but if I don't actually eat them then fuck it.

is that really why? because I do'nt eat after I drink. only before I drink, I get some taco bell or some shit.

 

[Kwixotik]

but it's Thursday

which reminds me, I'm ordering a new laptop today

is that really why? because I do'nt eat after I drink. only before I drink, I get some taco bell or some shit.

“The taste of sweet does cause the release of insulin, which lowers blood sugar , and if carbohydrates are not consumed, it causes a drop in blood sugar, which triggers hunger and cravings for sugar,” says CNN diet and fitness expert Dr. Melina Jampolis.

^ that's what the thread in OT says

 

[kehs]

Its Thursday?!


Fuck

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

double post sorry but i'm drunk

you guys are gay as fuck for not responding in 7 minutes.

no offense to cfk and sphinx and other actual gay men in here.

none taken.

 

[balddemon]

but it's Thursday

which reminds me, I'm ordering a new laptop today




^ that's what the thread in OT says

shit. well so no matter what I drink then. cuz the fucking kraken is like sugar water.

none taken.

that's good. thanks for your blessing sir.

 

[Salsa]

damn Style Fox being so analytical

less flow charts more putting your penis inside a vagina

everyone can 'compete'

 

[balddemon]

damn Style Fox being so analytical

less flow charts more putting your penis inside a vagina

everyone can 'compete'

that's what i'm thinking
should i post a picure of myself so style nights can feel better? i get pussy as i am

 

[kehs]

Yea but you got sympathy scars from getting your legs broken during a lay up.

 

[balddemon]

Yea but you got sympathy scars from getting your legs broken during a lay up.

half true, yeah.

am I the only one that sees your name as colin kaepernick.

edit: i'm probably about to get banned haha.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Hey man I don't make the rules I'm just trying to play the game.

 

[balddemon]

Hey man I don't make the rules I'm just trying to play the game.

well, i look like this and pull pussy on the reg

http://i.imgur.com/5uZlwra.jpg

 

[kehs]

half true, yeah.

am I the only one that sees your name as colin kaepernick.

edit: i'm probably about to get banned haha.

That's actually the reason I changed it lol. I posted about it like a few posts up.

e: of course you get puss on the reg looking like that.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

No offense but you're from kentucky. might as well be on different planets.

 

[Alebelly]

I think I'm drunk, this shit just bubbled to the surface

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrlEalV-dUM

 

[balddemon]

That's actually the reason I changed it lol. I posted about it like a few posts up.

e: of course you get puss on the reg looking like that.

i actually don't see where you posted about that, that's just how i read your name now haha. kaepernick, ehs. 49ers fan? they aight , so i wouldn't blame u for such a travesty.

u flatter me doe.

style nights, i'm from kansas, i don't know where you're from, but it just takes the right attitude regardless. drunk bitches are drunk bitches. get the right wingman and you are 125% set.

 

[EloquentM]

well, i look like this and pull pussy on the reg

http://i.imgur.com/5uZlwra.jpg

You look exactly how I thought you'd look. Notice the lean guys. It's because he broke one of his legs.

 

[balddemon]

bitch you want me to post a shirtless pic? I'll put all you guys to shame.

 

[Salsa]

that's one stock photo looking dude

 

[balddemon]

yeah ,the fuckin toilet paper nails it
I'm glad I cropped that out for my fb prof pic lol

 

[brianjones]

you have a picture of yourself holding a cell phone as your profile pic?

c'mon man

 

[freenudemacusers]

well, i look like this and pull pussy on the reg

http://i.imgur.com/5uZlwra.jpg

If I was 17 years old I would suck your dick.

edit: top o the page!

 

[balddemon]

edit: what the fuck kinda page are you on mac. but yeah i know you would, you fake 17 year old slut.

brah i'm fucking lame and that's the best looking pic i have

bitches don't take pictures of me on wednesday nights

 

[kehs]

You ain't find the right bitches son.

mac is a 50ppp skank.

 

[Sai-kun]

bitch you want me to post a shirtless pic? I'll put all you guys to shame.

do

it

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Do eeet!

50ppp represent.

 

[balddemon]

You ain't find the right bitches son.

mac is a 50ppp skank.

we hit on some 18 year old bitches tonight we met in the mcdonald's drivethrough. place is a goddamn gold mine.

do

it

i might.

 

[freenudemacusers]

100 ppp is hotdog down hallway stuff. i like my posts per page count tight

 

[balddemon]

100 ppp is hotdog down hallway stuff. i like my posts per page count tight

that 17 year old i hooked up with?

her pussy was so tight i could not get 2 fingers in, much less my dick.