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[Bam Bam Baklava]

french fries and mayo is fucking gross.

 

[arab]

french fries and mayo is fucking gross.

you need to go to germany and taste the white gravy on your pommes frites

 

[coldvein]

arab, you live in germany?

 

[EloquentM]

Y'all are some anorexic motherfuckers. Close to smugglers weigh.

 

[coldvein]

i eat a fair amount. i exercise alot. i dunno. just kinda always been my body type.

 

[EloquentM]

i eat a fair amount. i exercise alot. i dunno. just kinda always been my body type.

You need to build some muscle and scare the fuck out of the Seattle locals

 

[Minus_Me]

That was pretty amazing Snuggler, You made my day.

 

[coldvein]

You need to build some muscle and scare the fuck out of the Seattle locals

ive considered trying to "bulk up" a bit from time to time .. but it just seems like itd be a serious project that would require a large amount of effort. i have no interest in drinking a gallon of milk a day and lifting weights all the time. i mean, maybe i'd look conventionally "better" if i weighed ten more pounds, but i dont think i'd really care. it wouldn't significantly improve my life or anything. tldr i dont think the effort required would be worth what i'd get out of it.

 

[freenudemacusers]

stay thin bro i regret my small amount of swole gains. can't be fashionable at a size 40.

 

[EloquentM]

stay thin bro i regret my small amount of swole gains. can't be fashionable at a size 40.

0__o

 

[Snuggles]

Y'all are some anorexic motherfuckers. Close to smugglers weigh.

I probably weigh more than most of these bitches. I need to anorex harder, but I have natural broad shoulders and thick thighs/buttocks so I don't think I could ever drop that low. Maybe there's a pill for that.

 

[EloquentM]

I probably weigh more than most of these bitches. I need to anorex harder, but I have natural broad shoulders and thick thighs/buttocks so I don't think I could ever drop that low. Maybe there's a pill for that.

Are you black? boy, how tall are you?

 

[arab]

arab, you live in germany?

MERKA but i've been to deustchland

 

[brianjones]

i need to get anorexic too

have a closet full of size S i cant fit into anymore

maybe ill take up smoking again

and start smoking my alcohol

lets get healthy yall

 

[Snuggles]

Are you black? boy, how tall are you?

I'm black at heart, but white on the outside. I'm only like five nine or some shit. I'm built like a running back.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

The key is too drink so much at night that the next day you're too sick to eat. The pounds will melt away.

 

[Snuggles]

See, I get hungry the morning after, but if I'm drinking I can go all night without needing to eat. Beer actually has a ton of protein in it. It's like drinking a can of slim fast.

 

[freenudemacusers]

0__o

I know right? need to get back down to a 36

 

[coldvein]

The key is too drink so much at night that the next day you're too sick to eat. The pounds will melt away.

this is why i used to be even skinnier than i am now, no joke.

 

[kehs]

The key is too drink so much at night that the next day you're too sick to eat. The pounds will melt away.

I actually slimmed down tremendously because of this. I wouldn't recommend it, but damn did it work.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

One of us is gonna die and then the rest of us are going to have a lot of questions to answer.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Every time I try to bulk up I gain all fat and no muscles.

 

[Bread]

anyone in socal want to see eric andre and hannibal burress with me tomorrow

and get drunk with lots of nerds here for comic-con?

 

[coldvein]

One of us is gonna die and then the rest of us are going to have a lot of questions to answer.

im not answering for shit

wouldnt it be crazy though if a member of gaf died in some shady way, and to investigate the FBI was looking at gaf and shit, and gaf was suddenly in the headlines of major news outlets and such

kinda surprised that hasnt happened yet

 

[Snuggles]

One of us is gonna die and then the rest of us are going to have a lot of questions to answer.

Someday the feds will conduct a thorough investigation of this thread (if they haven't already).

 

[coldvein]

snuggler just read my fucking mind SHIT

 

[Hunter S.]

anyone in socal want to see eric andre and hannibal burress with me tomorrow

and get drunk with lots of nerds here for comic-con?

Damn, son, you are a Cali man there is no place for you with the cheatriots. You are an embarassment to social order and civilization. Though I would go if I was there, sorry.

 

[Bread]

Damn, son, you are a Cali man there is no place for you with the cheatriots. You are an embarassment to social order and civilization. Though I would go if I was there, sorry.

i'm boston born and raised, just out here for the summer. don't you judge me you heathen!

but yea i'm probably moving out here next year, it's just too nice to go back and live in the shitty south shore of massachusetts.

 

[arab]

The food in the south is too good so hangovers are treated to mac n cheese masherd powertators gravy biscuits beans and chicken fried steak

I am so fucking hungry

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Maybe I should just move to Mexico to find a girlfriend.

 

[EloquentM]

I would go to San Diego bread but my girlfriend is kidnapping me and taking me to some rape den (I'm assuming). She won't actually tell me and it's making my anxiety flair up.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I would but I don't like comics and nerds.

 

[EloquentM]

I would but I don't like comics and nerds.

I thought you liked me though bb

 

[brianjones]

Maybe I should just move to Mexico to find a girlfriend.

watch out for the cartels

if you need to come back to the US i can be your coyote

 

[Bread]

I would go to San Diego bread but my girlfriend is kidnapping me and taking me to some rape den (I'm assuming). She won't actually tell me and it's making my anxiety flair up.

just show her the sexiest man in the universe aka hannibal buress and see if she changes her mind

 

[EloquentM]

She doesn't like black guys.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

When I hang out with my cat and she lays on me I'm like "oh yeah, I'm up to my neck in pussy right now."

 

[EloquentM]

What's your cats name?

 

[Minus_Me]

I miss having a dog around, but don't feel like taking care of it.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

VelociaLume


But I call her kitty.

 

[Bread]

She doesn't like black guys.

sounds like a winner

 

[EloquentM]

sounds like a winner

I'm black

Spoiler

;__;

 

[Tokubetsu]

She doesn't like black guys.

She just hasn't met me yet.

 

[Rubbish King]

Pub is dead and phones about to die... Why didn't I bring my laptop

 

[EloquentM]

She just hasn't met me yet.

I'm black

Spoiler

;__;

doofus

 

[freenudemacusers]

on a scale of 1-10 how black we talking

1 is tashbrooke, 10 is me

 

[EloquentM]

on a scale of 1-10 how black we talking

1 is tashbrooke, 10 is me

Lmfao

 

[ZeroRay]

Is Tashbrooke still a racist or did he renounce his former ways?

 

[Jibbed]

Guys I feel like I'm the only actual drunk person posting

 

[Rubbish King]

Is Tashbrooke still a racist or did he renounce his former ways?

yeah