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[EloquentM]

I just want you all to know that I have found the fountain of youth....in this wine bottle.

 

[Minus_Me]

I just want you all to know that I have found the fountain of youth....in this wine bottle.

My gf says that all the time. Nat is that you?

 

[kehs]

I just want you all to know that I have found the fountain of youth....in this wine bottle.

Just make sure it's full, i drank a quarter bottle last night.....not cool.

 

[EloquentM]

My gf says that all the time. Nat is that you?

Luke, I am your lover.

Just make sure it's full, i drank a quarter bottle last night.....not cool.

You should know me by now cop. I only fuck with whole bottles at a time ={

 

[Kwixotik]

I've found the lardbucket of complacency in this pizza

 

[Minus_Me]

Goodbye Horses

Love being a creep.

 

[kehs]

Luke, I am your lover.



You should know me by now cop. I only fuck with whole bottles at a time ={

*depressingdaps*

 

[Alebelly]

I used to work at Roppongi in La Jolla and two men, seemingly gay, offered me and another waitress E and money to have sex in front of them. (I used to be kinda Hot)

 

[kehs]

Have you guys ever broken down and cried for no reason? Like sobbing type shit?





Yeah me neither.

 

[ZeroRay]

Yes once. No tears doe.

It was one of those weird drunk combinations of joy and sorrow.

Also Acrid, I'm bald again. PM me if interested.

 

[kehs]

I flooded the basement.

 

[EloquentM]

Why the fuck is there no bacon in the house? This is bullshit.

 

[kehs]

i just died

Do I own it?

 

[Ziek]

so how is everyone? rum treating me well tonight

 

[kehs]

I owned it...I'm alive.

 

[EloquentM]

Still no bacon. I'm dying.

 

[kehs]

I messed up

 

[Kwixotik]

Hotline Miami is pretty sweet... and a little disturbing

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

This beard gets mad respect and props from guys but it repels chicks like crazy.

 

[Kwixotik]

I think that's just how beards are. Women don't like them for some reason. They're awesome though.

 

[brianjones]

im guessing they don't like the idea of kissing them

 

[Alebelly]

so how is everyone? rum treating me well tonight

I'm feelin smart, thanks for askin

 

[Alebelly]

anyone want to listen to some good DnB?

 

[Snuggles]

im guessing they don't like the idea of kissing them

But they're fine with kissing penises.

 

[Conor_Fool]

I'm pretty damn drunk and someone is coming to my crib to pick up my Pokemon 3DS XL. I need funds


aaaaaand as I wrote that I remembered I hadn't checked my phone for a while and he texted me three times with the last one being "??????", about where he should come.

 

[luckyboyceo]

I think that's just how beards are. Women don't like them for some reason. They're awesome though.

Most girls I've met love beards, assuming they're well kept and not just straggly and gross.

im guessing they don't like the idea of kissing them

I've only ever been with one girl who complained about this.

 

[Alebelly]

dude, be careful

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I thought all the online polling and surveys showed women don't like beards.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Maybe full beards aren't super popular but I know scruff/short beards are king.

 

[ZeroRay]

It really depends on how well maintained it is. I don't think many chicks would go for the Daniel Bryan beard.

Personally, I much prefer myself bearded. Though I seem to get better looks in general without one; probably because people stop seeing me as a terrorist and/or crazy person.

 

[brianjones]

wrong thread

im working on my Summer Beard

goin full grizzly

 

[Illithid Dude]

my beard is actually starting to look socially acceptable. three months of hard work are paying off!

 

[kehs]

I wish i could grow a beard.

id be so boss.

 

[Illithid Dude]

holy FUCK are gas station burritos spicy

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'm listening to touching, the ultimate western jam. The day is literally melting away from me as the night begins.

 

[luckyboyceo]

holy FUCK are gas station burritos spicy

Gas station food is never a good idea no matter how drunk you are.

 

[Illithid Dude]

so i've learned.

also, balls on tinychat. balls everywhere.

 

[Kwixotik]

Tinychat is laaaame

 

[hey_monkey]

minus me and manny, i like your avatars.
i just got home from bars and i do not often drink a lot but twice in one week now. saturday i was blackout drunk. scary. tonight just pretty tipsy. don't know i've ever drunk gafed before. also i like beards. my husband has a fine beard i told him to grow. women who don't are crazy OR the dude isn't maintaining. stubble irritates the shit out of my skin. either a smooth ass shave or bear, otherwise i swell. it sucks. very few guys are clean shaven at night and who wants to wait?

good night, drunk gaf. i'm gonna go kiss my husband's beard.

 

[(._.)]

oh god OH GODDD

 

[Salsa]

I ate burritos today and they fucked the order up and it had some weird shit inside it instead of what I ordered

pretty much the worst day of my life

 

[SecretMoblin]

what's with all the burritos tonight

 

[Alebelly]

ddrunk again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKYAWNWwzog

 

[Deleted member 22576]

just drove the price up 15$ on this bid... how high should i go??
http://www.ebay.com/itm/LOT-Of-22-S...-/261255940814?&maxbid=75.00&autorefresh=true

 

[Riggs]

I like Ron Swanson.

 

[EloquentM]

It's happeninggggg

 

[Salsa]

is it weird that I have stretch marks on only ONE side of my back?

is it hot?

 

[Illithid Dude]

so hot

 

[Kentpaul]

is it weird that I have stretch marks on only ONE side of my back?

is it hot?

I have never seen what my back looks like man

 

[Salsa]

I have never seen what my back looks like man

I know right

I discovered these recently just by feel when rubbing my back and yup just a few white lines on the right side

im not fat, but its still kinda yucky

oh well