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[luckyboyceo]

They need at least a little meat on em, mang. I ain't tryna date a skeleton with tits.

I don't disagree with you, but it's also not a deal breaker for me.

any of you guys ever been to prison?

Would make for a great thread. I'm genuinely curious.

I knew a guy that did 15 years for meth production. He had some truly amazing stories from his days in prison.

 

[Surface of Me]

I went to jail.

How was it?


=(

 

[Horse Detective]

Drunk Gaf gaming is a thing of the past.


*plays some CS by himself*

 

[(._.)]

i was out

i chilled idk

i feel funny

 

[Kwixotik]

I'm watching Paprika. Movie is weird as hell. Pretty good though.

 

[Surface of Me]

grillleeddd cheeeseee

 

[Surface of Me]

nvm burnt the shit out of it

pretty sure any longer there would have been a fire


just making poptarts now

 

[Horse Detective]

Sitting here watching Bates motel thinking about how much I don't care about what Norman Bates did in High School.

 

[Illithid Dude]

vanille vodka is no bueno.

 

[brianjones]

Sitting here watching Bates motel thinking about how much I don't care about what Norman Bates did in High School.

keep watching for norma fucking the evil out of norman

 

[Horse Detective]

Wait what

I think I read your post wrong but I am also drinking a little

they do it?

 

[luckyboyceo]

vanille vodka is no bueno.

You're too young to complain. Just drink it. I'd have probably drank cat piss at 18 if you told me it'd get me drunk.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

When I was 18 I was drinking quality beers.

 

[Horse Detective]

Yeah

 

[kehs]

I'm tired guys.

 

[kehs]

BTW who the fuck doesn't give a discount on a double of whiskey?

"Uh...its 9 bucks...and a double is 9 x 2 which is...uh....18"

 

[brianjones]

I didn't start drinking until like 22

I started to come down from Sunday night hockey games so I could get up for work

now I'm a full blown alcoholic

 

[luckyboyceo]

BTW who the fuck doesn't give a discount on a double of whiskey?

"Uh...its 9 bucks...and a double is 9 x 2 which is...uh....18"

Yeah that's a fucking ripoff bro I'd bail on the bar and go elsewhere. I thought doubles were typically 1.5x the price of a shot?

 

[AcridMeat]

I hope cop told them bullshit I'm not paying that.

 

[Kentpaul]

BTW who the fuck doesn't give a discount on a double of whiskey?

"Uh...its 9 bucks...and a double is 9 x 2 which is...uh....18"

Leave bar, go to corner shop, buy half bottle of whisky, put it down your pants, take shots of it every time you go to the bathroom.

any of you guys ever been to prison?

A few days in police holding cells is all i have done, I'm on a community service programme right now and my crime did make the local paper.

 

[Alebelly]

Just poored aboput 16oz of triple sec into a 1/2 full 32oz Fruit Punch Gatorade bottle

Discovery: It's not so great, but I got nothin, this is the end

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmsyXRw3KuI#at=222

 

[Horse Detective]

They should have just placed this show in the 1950's. I mean why not. All those iPhones in the show must cost a lot

 

[Alebelly]

Super deep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxaz91ondGY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8OV25aha-A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4uw4Zef9cY#at=139
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go6htRkZy5Q#at=31

 

[Snuggles]

I hope I have enough money to drink all weekend. Why did blame space go to jail? I kinda want to go to jail somedays...life would be so much simpler. Plus I could get fuckin ripped.

 

[kehs]

Yea I just grabbed a single and took off, the other bar I go to right near there is 6 bucks for a single and 8 for a double of Jameson.

So retarded.

 

[Alebelly]

Ok, feeling sharp on 3hrs sleep, thank god I don't do roofing anymore

 

[Surface of Me]

I hope cop told them bullshit I'm not paying that.

A few days in police holding cells is all i have done, I'm on a community service programme right now and my crime did make the local paper.

Drunk thread: Where NeoGAF's criminals hide out.

Edit:

Not going to jail!

I hope I have enough money to drink all weekend. Why did blame space go to jail? I kinda want to go to jail somedays...life would be so much simpler. Plus I could get fuckin ripped.

These were the only two positives I could think of.

 

[kehs]

fucking neogaf cookie.

 

[freenudemacusers]

You're too young to complain. Just drink it. I'd have probably drank cat piss at 18 if you told me it'd get me drunk.

It won't get you drunk, but it might get you a gif. Your move.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

fuck yeah bro I got an A in stats and I didn't even do shit on the final. In fact, in one of the questions I had no idea how to do it but I wrote in "Got enough points to ace class, not even gonna try"

 

[Kwixotik]

Breathless is a good movie

 

[luckyboyceo]

It won't get you drunk, but it might get you a gif. Your move.

I'll weigh my options and contact you if/when the time is right.

fuck yeah bro I got an A in stats and I didn't even do shit on the final. In fact, in one of the questions I had no idea how to do it but I wrote in "Got enough points to ace class, not even gonna try"

Good shit man. I charmed my way through college too. Only bought a handful of books all four years I was there.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Sex for books is cool.

 

[AcridMeat]

I'll weigh my options and contact you if/when the time is right.


Good shit man. I charmed my way through college too. Only bought a handful of books all four years I was there.

Hahahahhahaah oh man that was me....I don't know how I have a degree.

5 years I think I bought as many textbooks.

 

[blame space]

YEEZUS IS INCREDIBLE

 

[Snuggles]

http://m.soundcloud.com/topdawgent/christopher-droner

 

[Snuggles]

YEEZUS IS INCREDIBLE

New Slaves is probably song of the year.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Sex for books is cool.

I never had to do any sexual favors for my grades, but there were certainly some moments I would have, had I been propositioned.

Hahahahhahaah oh man that was me....I don't know how I have a degree.

5 years I think I bought as many textbooks.

I bought them my first year and realized they were a total scam. Once or twice I'd pick up a book if it was an emergency, but the amount of essays I completed thanks to amazon preview pages are staggering.

 

[Kwixotik]

I think I'm In It is my favorite Yeezus song

 

[Snuggles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpAHk5_qiD4&sns=em


Sent from my iPhone

 

[kehs]

YEEZUS IS INCREDIBLE

like i said in the ot, hold my liquor is a fucking garbage song, everything else is great, specially new slaves and black skinhead

 

[Snuggles]

https://vimeo.com/16986511


Sent from my iPhone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISkdbNfGSnw&sns=em


Sent from my iPhone

 

[sn00zer]

sup....bumpin up dat post count...also I am officially a neogaffer....surpassed my post count on the old forum I used to visit (hlfallout.net)

 

[Snuggles]

My shoegaze mix is amazing. I'm too good at this.

Snoozer is a cool dude afaic.

 

[Bread]

who is san diego drunk gaf here?

manny?

im tryin to get drrrrrrunk tomorrow since i'm leaving in a week, anyone in?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I could make a trip down there if mannny goes.

 

[kehs]

cant do it riggs, sorry man.

some shits going down, and then the nsa looks into it.

no thanks

 

[Kwixotik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpAHk5_qiD4&sns=em


Sent from my iPhone

Dude I was just listening to Captain Murphy today after not giving it a listen for at least 3 months

 

[kehs]

wheres jtwo havent seen him post lately, i sent him a message on imessage dealio but nothing.

 

[disappeared]

dear author,

the butcher was poor so he hosted a party with the baker and the candlestickmaker. He got them both entirely drunk and when they couldn't feel anything anymore he killed them and chopped them up and ground them up into meat. The butcher was satisfied and cured the meat and sold it to the villagers and for a while he wasn't poor anymore.