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[ZeroRay]

Aint nothing wrong with being romantic.

Unless you got a crazy one and she's all "choke me", I wasted so much time with my rico suave angle

That's mistake number one.

Always assume girls are into that kinda stuff.

 

[kehs]

This one wanted passout choke, I can't hang with that. =\

 

[(._.)]

Aint nothing wrong with being romantic.

Unless you got a crazy one and she's all "choke me", I wasted so much time with my rico suave angle

the best

 

[(._.)]

This one wanted passout choke, I can't hang with that. =\

your sex probably would have ended up putting her to sleep anyways if this was your attitude about it

 

[kehs]

your sex probably would have ended up putting her to sleep anyways if this was your attitude about it

nah man, i did it once, totally freaked me out.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

You can't just start choking her out of nowhere man you gotta work your way up to it see what she's into.

 

[kehs]

You guys should look up choke out videos on youtube (the non sexual kind), people freak the fuck out when they come to. Imagine that....but in bed, fuck that.

 

[Snuggles]

Yeah sex is awesome but intimacy is the best. But that can also include sex sometimes.

 

[-PXG-]

I am all out of rum. Fucking panic. Halp

 

[freenudemacusers]

I am all out of rum. Fucking panic. Halp

dish soap and cough syrup

 

[kehs]

I think someone was asking about mean drunks the other day. I might just be one of those, I just punched the shit out of my granite counter top. oops pm if you want.

 

[Snuggles]

I think someone was asking about mean drunks the other day. I might just be one of those, I just punched the shit out of my granite counter top. oops pm if you want.

My problem is that I get too friendly.

 

[kehs]

My problem is that I get too friendly.

Depends on the level of booze, I'm like a wife beater. I love you, I hate you, I love you so much.




and thats only through the first beer

p.s. i don't beat people, this looks horrible accompanied to my other posts. =<

 

[ZeroRay]

Now I'm scared of hanging out Cop, good job.

Then again, I can terrify people too when I'm sauced up. It's a roulette with me when it comes to my drunk disposition.

 

[Snuggles]

I'm only mean when I'm sober.

 

[Snuggles]

I feel like all the bouncers at this bar hate me. I try to be nice to them.

 

[kehs]

This is me heartbroken zero.

</3


unrelated (i hope, not sure how this story turns out)

I'm trying so hard to finish the next story for the writing challenge. This shit is tough.

 

[ZeroRay]

Starting and finishing are the two hardest parts of writing.

IDK who said that,. If I just made an original quote, Evilore owns all the rights to it. Fuck.

 

[kehs]

400 words man, just 600 left.

btw zero: check out the florida thread, irish my be joining

 

[Eidan]

Touch. I remember touch. Pictures came with touch. A painter In my mind. Tell me what you see. A tourist in a dream. A visitor it seems. A half forgotten song. Where do I belong? Tell me what you see? I need something more.

 

[idrinkalone]

My goto happy song.
http://youtu.be/90Hihxzgce0

 

[Illithid Dude]

officially ordered my fake, with an extra $60 (!) for rush shipping to the lovely grand hyatt seattle, so no one party until friday, mmkay?

 

[kehs]

I went out here to smoke a cig and there's this chick taking pictures of herself in the same spot I tooke some pics cause is beautiful out.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

officially ordered my fake, with an extra $60 (!) for rush shipping to the lovely grand hyatt seattle, so no one party until friday, mmkay?

now I really wish I was there.

 

[kehs]

Well I sure as shit know how to strike out with strangers.

Gg.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Well I sure as shit know how to strike out with strangers.

Gg.

zeroray let you down that fast? damn son.

 

[kehs]

Who?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I don't know ither

 

[ZeroRay]

Fuck yall bitches.

 

[SecretMoblin]

HAPPY BROTHDAY ILLITHID

 

[kehs]

BTW don't hit on people who are on the phone.


/shame

 

[EloquentM]

HAPPY BROTHDAY ILLITHID

.

 

[Snuggles]

I'm kinda sexy. Checking myself in the myrruh. I'd suck my dick.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Speaking of PAX, do any of my drunkbros need a Saturday/Sunday ticket? I have an extra since Mac/Eloquent/Midnights bailed on me.

 

[freenudemacusers]

hey whoa, you got that ticket before I said anything! don't hang me out like this bro.

 

[Illithid Dude]

i have extra tickets too for the entire weekend, if anyone wants.

 

[Eidan]

Fuck yall bitches.

+like

 

[freenudemacusers]

illithid how barely legal are you now

 

[kehs]

Speaking of PAX, do any of my drunkbros need a Saturday/Sunday ticket? I have an extra since Mac/Eloquent/Midnights bailed on me.

depends, can you fly me out there too?

 

[freenudemacusers]

depends, can you fly me out there too?

you can hop a ride on my dick

 

[Snuggles]

I'm drunk. So sorry.

Who else is gettin lit, weekend bitches.

 

[luckyboyceo]

hey whoa, you got that ticket before I said anything! don't hang me out like this bro.

It's cool. Worst case scenario I sell it for $60 and buy booze so it's not exactly a bad problem to have.

depends, can you fly me out there too?

If you get in the car now you can be here by Friday.

 

[Illithid Dude]

illithid how barely legal are you now

i'm like the green banana of barely legal

 

[Eidan]

The world is an ugly place, filled with ugly people.

 

[Illithid Dude]

does that even make sense

edit: i'm talking about myself not your comment bb

 

[kehs]

I guess I aint seeing pax. =(



btw, I'm trying to make ammends with the fit on tc and he's just giving me the cold shoulder, wtf right?

 

[luckyboyceo]

Fucking TC went to hell ever since it moved to /tinygaffers.

We just need to make the drunkthread TC (one not named /riggs) and call it a day.

 

[kehs]

Fucking TC went to hell ever since it moved to /tinygaffers.

We just need to make the drunkthread TC (one not named /riggs) and call it a day.

I gotta look through my emails for the one i made a few weeks ago.

 

[Surface of Me]

Just came back from cold war kids, they were g4eat. Hsve taco bell now, Gordita crunch do good

 

[Snuggles]

Waka Flocka Flame