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Damn, so glad to hear that man. Damn drunk fucking drivers.
Apparently he didn't even try to flee. He just waited in his car until the cops came and got his ass. So glad she's alright, though she's putting up a fit about her parents making her go to urgent care.
 
As cliched as this sounds it's fucking hot when a girl calls you daddy during sex. Makes you transcend to another level of thrusting. It's like you go from super saiyan 2 to SS3
 
Uuuuuurgh walked into subway to be greeted by a line of old people "I can't read the board, can you tell me all of the different sauces?" This is actually my worst nightmare
 
Apparently he didn't even try to flee. He just waited in his car until the cops came and got his ass. So glad she's alright, though she's putting up a fit about her parents making her go to urgent care.
Man, I gotta stop driving drunk.
 
glad your girl is ok mannny
As cliched as this sounds it's fucking hot when a girl calls you daddy during sex. Makes you transcend to another level of thrusting. It's like you go from super saiyan 2 to SS3
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As cliched as this sounds it's fucking hot when a girl calls you daddy during sex. Makes you transcend to another level of thrusting. It's like you go from super saiyan 2 to SS3

i rather be called papi, the language barrier makes it possible for me not to start worrying about her mental well-being and past.
 
The abstract then becomes the reality
Alcoholics like to call it the moment of clarity


This is the best pair of lines of any hippity hoppity song ever written
 
Getting called daddy turns me I DONT CARE ABOUT IT

I was in a D/s relationship with a qt that wanted me to be her 'daddy.' My first sub. I didn't feel much like a daddy at the time but as the relationship grew i really started to enjoy it
 
Goddamn. I was hanging with three dudes from Tahoe and a dude from Maryland yesterday. We got sooooo fuckin shitty. Mr and Justin were drinking 40s of olde English in the car, and Lauren and clif were makin Vegas bombs, I was riding shotty and Jenna was driving my car. We got to the beach and ruined a wedding I screamed "look wt the bride" while Justin rolled down the window and said "40s!" Clif said y'all are gettin married and were just here drinking, then we went to the Catalina wine mixer. Which was really the bodega beer and wine fest, so at the Catalina wine mixer we sit in the car smoking joints we got for free from the store and talk about natural disasters. So we get into the Catalina wine mixer and literally never leave the drink tent, there's performance art, a live band, art galleries galore but we just stay in the drink tent. Anyway the drink ticket only allows six hole punches, I have two and then a pourer couldn't open a bottle so I offer to help and she gives me the bottle to drink. I also swiped a summer solstice beer from boon ale works. I forgot to mention we all five watched the majority of Titanic before this all went down.

Anyway we get back to town and while Justin and I are asleep Lauren and clif decide to break up. So we awoke to a literal fight. First, I'm bear hugging clif which is hilarious because that dude could drop me with just a flare then I'm bear huggin Lauren screaming "we do not throw punches in this house" then Jenna whisks clif away to a hotel while Lauren starts talking shut and having a panic attack. So Justin and I take her on a walk to the elementary school and the creek and we buy some mickeys etc. and beef jerky. We get home, order a pizza and pass out. I woke up this morning and nobody's here..



Yup, that's what it's like when family visits. I can't believe I used to live with these people.
 
Getting called daddy turns me I DONT CARE ABOUT IT

I was in a D/s relationship with a qt that wanted me to be her 'daddy.' My first sub. I didn't feel much like a daddy at the time but as the relationship grew i really started to enjoy it

I love the capitalization/lowercase description.


jtwo, are those the people with the kid?
 
No no. Just people from Tahoe. My sister and her best friend and two other friends. Lol my friends with the kid would have been horrified by the whole affair. They were gonna go but cancelled.
 
Yeah. South lake all day. Right by the border/casinos. We lived in the middle of the forest, but 5 minutes to the 7/11 and 5 minutes to the lake in both directions.
 
Its funny. I actually do have a true favorite band. Amidst all the techno and girl music I still have my favorite band, radiohead. I just woke up with a huge compulsion to search "radiohead live" on tpb.
 
Its funny. I actually do have a true favorite band. Amidst all the techno and girl music I still have my favorite band, radiohead. I just woke up with a huge compulsion to search "radiohead live" on tpb.

I'm totally burned out on Radiohead. Can barely listen to Kid A at this point without being bored.
 
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