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shadyspace

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there's this just a bit chubby blonde girl I was fucking for a minute a while back and out of nowhere I'm hating myself for not having nudes of her
 
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shadyspace said:
there's this just a bit chubby blonde girl I was fucking for a minute a while back and out of nowhere I'm hating myself for not having nudes of her
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True gents delete their nudes after a breakup anyway. I deleted a 12gig encrypted partition off my Mac after my last serious breakup. Shits too heartbreaking.
 
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Gotta scope them boobs.
Still fantasizing about my beautiful blonde high class SF bride I danced with last night. She picked me out too. She was so beautiful I wasn't getting freaky because in my mind I was like "this girl is way too pretty to be single, I bet her bf is dancing with some other girl and keeping all eyes on me." for real tho my group was by far the best lookin group. mostly due to my friends wife and her even more stunning sister. we looked like a prestige brand advert in motion.
 
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Jtwo said:
True gents delete their nudes after a breakup anyway. I deleted a 12gig encrypted partition off my Mac after my last serious breakup. Shits too heartbreaking.
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fuck being gentle that's sexist. Don't share don't upload. Cherish it there for memories. Her body changes, but her feelings for you when she sent the nudes will always have its place.

It's positive nostalgia. Cherish and when you feel lonely, let it remind you: "this girl, who at this time had this body, gave me this".

Cherish thou nudes!@!!!!!
 
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I like fucking but I don't like hooking up. Which as a man IS actually kind of a hard thing to be comfortable with. I, like you, want to fuck all the time. I want to be fucking right now. But I don't want to fuck just anyone. So it's like this weird hard to grasp balance of fucking while loving than can be very distressing. Wanna fuck that booty, but dont want to be seen with that booty. dont want that booty in my life. and if you really are calling the shots for you life then why are you bringing someone into your life you dont want to stick around.

fuck that booty
love that booty


one without the other equals self-loathsome city



^nah, its not sexist. i just dont prefer to be masturbating over girls i used to be with. memories for sure, but as PORN hell no. thats weird as fuck.
 
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Sblargh said:
fuck being gentle that's sexist. Don't share don't upload. Cherish it there for memories. Her body changes, but her feelings for you when she sent the nudes will always have its place.

It's positive nostalgia. Cherish and when you feel lonely, let it remind you: "this girl, who at this time had this body, gave me this".

Cherish thou nudes!@!!!!!
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Wise words.
 
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Eidan said:
Wise words.
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no. actually. kind of idiotic. and aside from wrongfully throwing around the incredibly weighty adjective "sexist" its completely NOT referencing the type of painful lingering breakup i was implying.
 
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Sblargh

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You need to embrace the utopia of a sexually liberated non-patriarchy society where sex is not taboo.

It's ok only to want to fuck. I say you this. Do not be ashamed of wanting that booty. It's perfeclty fine. Perhaps that booty wants you too only as a penis. And it's ok for that booty only want your penis.

Both booty and penis would be happy.

People need to embrace their true feelings and sometimes they're not romantics. And that's ok.

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no. actually. kind of idiotic. and aside from wrongfully throwing around the incredibly weighty adjective "sexist" its completely NOT referencing the type of painful lingering breakup i was implying.
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Yo. Don't let linger hurt you. Everything has its time. And people have different times. If hers is over, unfortunetly so is yours. It hurts, yes, but you have to understand this:

you'll always have nudes.
 
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shadyspace

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Jtwo said:
^nah, its not sexist. i just dont prefer to be masturbating over girls i used to be with. memories for sure, but as PORN hell no. thats weird as fuck.
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uh I wouldn't jerk off to girls I used to fuck I agree that is weird as fuck. But when half in the bag and feeling down it is pretty damn dope to have some pics around to be all "yeahhhhh son" about.
 
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Sblargh said:
You need to embrace the utopia of a sexually liberated non-patriarchy society where sex is not taboo.

It's ok only to want to fuck. I say you this. Do not be ashamed of wanting that booty. It's perfeclty fine. Perhaps that booty wants you too only as a penis. And it's ok for that booty only want your penis.

Both booty and penis would be happy.

People need to embrace their true feelings and sometimes they're not romantics. And that's ok.



Yo. Don't let linger hurt you. Everything has its time. And people have different times. If hers is over, unfortunetly so is yours. It hurts, yes, but you have to understand this:

you'll always have nudes.
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the only thing i need to embrace are my personal emotions and perspective on life. influenced by those that surround me and the culture i choose to partake in.
 
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Sblargh

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Jtwo said:
the only thing i need to embrace are my personal emotions and perspective on life. influenced by those that surround me and the culture i choose to partake in.
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You are right, my brother. I'm sorry if I feel judgemental. I only want your honest happiness and that square enix go fuck it itself.

But you are my brother. In penis. In misery. In liger.

Now. Moar vodka!
 
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im about to go grab another heinekin. these carnitas are taking forfucking ever.
i have a bit of whiskey in my closet i may sip on later.
 
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Sblargh

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Boy's dont cry is a perfectly good album. I'll drink even more for The Cure who I don't know what the fuck is doing these days. Are thy dead? Retired?
 
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Snuggles

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I had a heart to heart with an old friend and saw a video of my kid, after that I'm not feeling like being around gross bar people but at the same time I don't want to go back home and be around my roommate. I don't want to be alone, but I don't want to be around any of these people, they just make it worse.

I was gonna take a few microbrews to the beach but I don't have an opener.
 
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Sblargh

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Vodk is n0t recommende for getting drunk. Bt it is for staying frunk. So the tip is:

beer -> cognaque/whisky -> vodka until sleepy.
 
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Snuggles

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Retreated. Got a pack of regular coors because they come in short chubby bottles now like red stripe or mickey's.
 
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Sblargh

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I am drinking vodka like crzy. world relllt spinning. The Cure is an excellent band. diffcultu to ype. I hope I pass out.

A girl I wanrt to fuyck told me her psychitrist tolod her polyamory is bulsshit.

Fuck that guy.

6 year in polyamory relatioship and it's the least of my problems.

She fucks whoever she wants and its fine.

Money is only problem;
 
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Atramental

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Labor Daaayyyyyy weeekend

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shadyspace

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it's weird how you'll spend hours convincing a girl you're in love with her and then once she puts out you never talk to her again. why do we all do that
 
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Na my gf is clearly out drinking, as she's sent a ton of apology texts, and I just need something. best part is that there's nothing in the house of course.
 
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