drunk thread again

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you have no home to go back to
that's why you have to work hard
 
Call me Macaulay Culkin cause I'm Home Alone. Call me Kieran Culkin cause I'm going down like Igby. Call me Rory Culkin cause I'm seeing the Signs.

Fuck.
 
GAF hop was yelling at me because they thought I was driving ={
It's fine if you did. Just be ready if you get popped. Personally I would probably provoke them into gunning me down by pulling out my phone like it's a gun or something. Never going on probation again.
 
pretty sure i got a threesome in the bag but it seems like a lot of work logistically feeling lazy about it

just fuck the hotter one of the two.

unless you are a porn star, threesomes arent as awesome as they seem.

Get your dick wet with the one you are most attracted with and ignore the other one.
 
It's fun to drink with girls. Girls are fun to hang out with and their juicy fruit's feel so good. At least that's what I remember. I've fallen off, bury me deep because I'm so far gone at this point
 
My shorts don't hold up anymore. I have to hold on to them so they don't drop down tl my ankles. Trying to drop about ten more pounds, but mosta my clothes are already too big.

I'm sorry, I'll go to bed soon
 
I preordered pokemon x today and they gave me a really nice poster it's super thick and expensive ish
 
Does anyone hate to play xcom? It's so fucking stressful. I can only manage one battle at a time.
 
Does anyone hate to play xcom? It's so fucking stressful. I can only manage one battle at a time.
It got too stressful for me once the murder robots showed up. I lost too many good people. Such a good game but I don't wanna play it if it's gonna bum me out like that.
 
I need a mod to just highlight all the enemies even if they're behind the fog.
 
wait a minute somebody actually spoke to a girl here?

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After oblivion ghost protocol I. Just gon a search Netflix for Tom cruise
 
Wait wait I want a fraimed 16x7 inch framed picture of what is clearly the google page artfully cropped to obscure all branding but accentuate the emotion associated with said branding that features the letters "Tom Cruise" sans question marks onpbviouslu
 
I blacked out last weekend, I hope i just fell asleep on the chairs and didn't stagger around spouting gibberish!
 
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holy shit i got drunk last night. sorry guys. i hope i didnt spit on anybody. i also hope you didnt burn my house down after i left. GAF MEET TONIGHT!
 
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