Illithid Dude
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self destructive girls are the hottest
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drunk thread again
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brianjones
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im hoping I can meet a hot alcoholic
maybe I can join minus AA for those french canadians
maybe I can join minus AA for those french canadians
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I hate myself and my life
I'm finding this unsually amusing for some reason.
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I wanna throw up but if I throw up ill throw up my pills
Goin to some shit temp job wish me luck
Goin to some shit temp job wish me luck
I had a weird lucid dream last night and I'm pretty sure it involved a few of you guys. That's a first, must be this fucked up cold. I need better things to dream about.
I want to go out biking and swimming tonight but the temp just plummeted. I love fall but summer seemed like a blip. Better get my PC fixed so I can hole up play videogames for the next six months, fuck the cold.
I want to go out biking and swimming tonight but the temp just plummeted. I love fall but summer seemed like a blip. Better get my PC fixed so I can hole up play videogames for the next six months, fuck the cold.
Who needs PC gaming when GTA V will be a console release at first ? I'm preparing by bputting a blue button/trigger/sticks set into my 360 pad to replace the dated buttons from amazon to pimp my 360 pad out. I might even jump into the idea of 3 red LED lights in the pad xbox button section.
You get one for next to nothing from a pawn shop or something, Even buying one just to play the shit out of gta V and sell it, then of course double dip for the PC version when that comes.
I hope the modding is better this time round because in GTA IV i always got the taxi spawning glitch when ever i modded in a car..
I think that can be assumed from the Steel Reserve in the background.
Bam Bam Baklava
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why is lift weights the solution to every problem.
Because once you look in the mirror and see results you feel better about yourself and any problem seems petty.
This is something I'd pay to see.
Bam Bam Baklava
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perhaps sometimes but not always.
Lol I saw it for free in my subconscious.
Dang, the roofie must have started to wear off early. Sorry about that, next time I'll throw in a couple extra.
True. To counter this get a haircut once every two weeks or so. That way you will always feel fly when you look in the mirror.
What works for me might not work for you so take my advice with a grain of salt.
Illithid Dude
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i don't feel good when i work out but i feel bad when i don't work out. what am i doing wrong?
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Imagine if all you could ever breath was boiled hot dog steam
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That movie is out already? Cool cool.
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Oh wow, yeah just got a text from my friend who just back from china. He brought me a copy. Damn, what a coincidence!
Bam Bam Baklava
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You guys getting in the chinese bootlegging game?
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You notice all those cheap frozen yogurt places? That's where we launder the money through.
Don't cry for me when I'm gone. Remember my weird posts and shit psyche. Plz.
Don't cry for me when I'm gone. Remember my weird posts and shit psyche. Plz.
That's actually really funny.
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hi I'm like fifteen how old r u?
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When I picture kurt vonnegut dying i picture the scene in unbreakable where samuel jackson falls down the stairs.
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I have a 1.5in by 4in moleskine pocket notebook with perforated pages that im using to wipe the wine from my lips. its true. never doubt my honesty. theyre like tiny napkins and im creating art with my lips outside of the bedroom which is more than most of you could say.
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Jtwo did you confuse alcoholism thread with drunk thread in the Giant Bomb thread
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alcoholics confuse everything because of a vitamin b definciency my doctor says maybe i should gtry to get into surfing to get to know the enigma that is my rich father. snuggler check my homepage and lounge around in boxer briefs and a cardigan proclaiming that the sadness of office stores that give couplons to kohls. go to staplers and buy an overpriced ssd for your gaming and then go to kohls and watch your girlfriend try on bras in the dressing room buy theyre all too small because she has perfect DD breasts but is slightly embarrassed by her innate overt sexuality so she dresses in big socks and flowy skirts to distract from the motion of her shapliness. drink 8 budweisers and go to the costume shop where she works and show her the things you say and do i is pretty and make her jelous so she tries on a sequen dress to fuck you but youre too drunk to get a boner and say you have to pee
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j you ever consider just sticking to beer
brianjones
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i actually mostly just drink beer. i indulge in the makers and and the ancientist of ages occasionally but im an IPA man. check my documentary on netflix called ip man, its about intellectual property in the modren age.
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also i was smoking a parliament light and hung out with an ant but since my headphones went through the washing machine the mic didnt pick up my glorious commentary, it was like i was commenting on an F1 race
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p3X_qjs6UA&feature=c4-overview&list=UU95NWENT_s_UYsPt1NwCzPg
this is the pork life and i am dodecahedron of st. cubist mt. paulina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p3X_qjs6UA&feature=c4-overview&list=UU95NWENT_s_UYsPt1NwCzPg
this is the pork life and i am dodecahedron of st. cubist mt. paulina
brianjones
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used to smoke p lights
I miss em
I miss em
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im actually kinda new to smoking tobacco. i smoked from ages 18-21
i smoked mostly plites (remember the THREE packs) but i also rolled ballishag etc. my girlfriend who is probably famous and on the cover of some edgy oakland zine made me quit and i stayed quit until recently, this is the THIRD pack of smokes ive bought. i was chugging them last night on the phone. idk. minus im thinking about crashing an AA meeting but am frightened of all the religious. quell my fears and tell me itll be ok. im fine with bein nothing more than a molecule but im not willing to cede power to any omnicient being, unless shes babe.
i smoked mostly plites (remember the THREE packs) but i also rolled ballishag etc. my girlfriend who is probably famous and on the cover of some edgy oakland zine made me quit and i stayed quit until recently, this is the THIRD pack of smokes ive bought. i was chugging them last night on the phone. idk. minus im thinking about crashing an AA meeting but am frightened of all the religious. quell my fears and tell me itll be ok. im fine with bein nothing more than a molecule but im not willing to cede power to any omnicient being, unless shes babe.
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what do you think minus?
Get the ball rollin then
It was awesome to meet so many of you at PAX this year, and to get drunk with you too!
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