drunk thread again

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I just woke up, but i was having an awesome dream where i knew Jennifer connely and I was SO pissed at her for being so naive.

I was yelling so hard in the dream it woke me up.

Lol


I totally know what it was really about and I wanna go back to finish the dream =[


Good. I've been worried about your fiber intake.

This is actually one of the things I always take care to keep in check. There's nothing worse than taking a drunk shit constipated.
 
I'm in West Virginia. They have Greyhound races down here. I'm probably gonna get an Italian Greyhound sometime next year, such baller dogs.
 
I gotta get one of those jobs, where you don't have to do anything except lay in bed and people will give you money for pretending to be entertained.
 
My first time having sex was worse. Not mechanically because I'm innately awesome at sex, but just the situation of it all. I'll take that story with me to the grave.
 
Can anyone recommend me a good wine pairing for hotdogs?
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The op of that sex thread fucked up his story because he laid down twice within like five sentences.

If you're gonna be so elaborate, keeps those details on lock.
 
My 5th or 6th grade science project was about whether you could cook a hot dog in the sun. I'm not joking. I made a whole box with aluminium, and reflectors and shit.

#lastminutehomework

doesn't work =( - still got like third place though
 
the pornoaids thread? are you cucking on the side bro?

nah, that heavy thread. Everyone giving shit about him not using a condom has me sweating cause with my last ex we never used a condom (I was being an idiot) and she assured me she had gotten tested. still though, I didn't believe that shit. I might just go do the shit later this week to get peace of mind.
 
Fin.
Couldn't run to the store so I had to settle for bud light. Marinated for 3 hrs. Slow cooked with magnifying glass. Topped off with mayo and a bud light.
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