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[Rubbish King]

Canadian oktoberfest? what's next mexican chinese new year?

I forgot your name used to be Midnights for about 3 minutes, but after a while I remembers

 

[demented]

thats probably not going to help ya brother

...at least not in the long run

I know, but while I figure out the way out of this yeah, happy times every day

 

[AcridMeat]

That's what I thought when my friend told me to go, but its the second largest in the world behind Munich. So at least I will have a lot of beer.

Mac why aren't you coming to Munich with me? I feel the most neglected of the 5 secretmacbabys.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Mac why aren't you coming to Munich with me? I feel the most neglected of the 5 secretmacbabys.

why aren't you coming to canada with me bb

 

[Liferebooted]

I need ideas for mixes with bad cheap store vodka =[ Don't like cranberry or oj anymore.

 

[Snuggles]

I need ideas for mixes with bad cheap store vodka =[ Don't like cranberry or oj anymore.

Warm buttermilk.

 

[FreddieQuell]

Recently started playing San Andreas for the first time. God damn this game is tight. The hood setting is a lot more fun than Vice City.

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

Quick update still at the airport but i did strike up a convo with the brown skinned chick. She is going to Vegas with her homegirls and gave me her number to link up when she gets back....nice

I need ideas for mixes with bad cheap store vodka =[ Don't like cranberry or oj anymore.

Try making a Moscow Mule.

Just get limes, ginger beer and make simple syrup with sugar and water

 

[Deleted member 22576]

What if I played dragon quest9 as I watched a lets play of mother3 all while drinking myself to death.

 

[Snuggles]

What if I played dragon quest9 as I watched a lets play of mother3 all while drinking myself to death.

Sounds pretty cool. Just be careful please. Take your vitamins.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I actually didn't take my pills or vitamins today. I was too sick. I cleaned up the house and brushed my cat though. On to season4 or archer as well. Considering watching bobs burgers.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

I need ideas for mixes with bad cheap store vodka =[ Don't like cranberry or oj anymore.

iv been using coke

 

[Surface of Me]

feelin right tonight

oh yeah

gonna be a fun weekend

 

[J. Bravo]

All the girls I'm just friends with are the ones that love to have sex all the time, with their boyfriend or someone else who is not me. The girls I try to have sex with are the ones who are super prudes about it, and I know it's not just me most of the time. If both myself and my best friend strike out with the same chick, we know it's hopeless.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

all the girls that want to have sex with me seem to be fat and/or not attractive for some reason.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I don't think I've ever seen a show glamorize alcoholism as much as Archer does.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

all the girls that want to have sex with me seem to be fat and/or not attractive for some reason.

best head i ever got was from a fatty

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

watching these GTA V streams is taking me back to my dial up internet days. garbage quality and laggy as balls.

 

[J. Bravo]

all the girls that want to have sex with me seem to be fat and/or not attractive for some reason.

I would say the same, but I don't think there is anyone who wants to have sex with me.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I would say the same, but I don't think there is anyone who wants to have sex with me.

believe me there's always someone it's just the grossest uggo around and it's a shame.

 

[Illithid Dude]

i bet fat chicks are in to some freaky shit tho

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

no one's saying there isn't any merit to a fat girl. I just wish I had choices.

 

[ZeroRay]

Ugly chicks are the best. Gotta draw a weight limit doe.

watching these GTA V streams is taking me back to my dial up internet days. garbage quality and laggy as balls.

Spurring lotsa nostalgia, that's for sure.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Cali bros I'm going to be in your state in two weeks. Let's kick it and find some fat bitches together.

 

[J. Bravo]

Fat bitches are everywhere. 80% of the girls that come across my screen on OKCupid are fat. It's ridiculous.

 

[Illithid Dude]

come hop bad high school parties with me lucky

 

[luckyboyceo]

come hop bad high school parties with me lucky

Now we're talking. Maybe you can show me around the diner scene afterward? Frozen yogurt perhaps?

 

[Minus_Me]

Man I miss High school parties. Such wild times that I got nothing out of sexually.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

my buddies sister is fat and she jumps at the opportunity to suck some dick

 

[Illithid Dude]

three of my closest friends lost their virginities to the same fat girl

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'm down to hang but please no fatties I can't take it.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

three of my closest friends lost their virginities to the same fat girl

those porkers just wanna get porked

 

[Illithid Dude]

I'm down to hang but please no fatties I can't take it.

but where does that leave me :'(

 

[luckyboyceo]

Illithid bro I'm sure she's willing to make it an even 4.

 

[ZeroRay]

At once.

All Manny has to do is join you guys.

 

[Illithid Dude]

actually though i'm gonna destroy this fine ass girl tomorrow night and it's gonna be great

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

if I had to choose between only fat ugly girls for the rest of my life or to never have sex at all I'd take the no sex. my resolve is monk-like.

 

[Illithid Dude]

honestly as long as i know that i could have sex with a girl if i wanted i'm good

 

[luckyboyceo]

Midnights bro what?! C'mon bro. I've seen at the very least a few semi-attractive porkers and oinkers in my lifetime.

At once.

All Manny has to do is join you guys.

ELOQUENNNNTTTTT

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

post a pic of what you think is acceptable because everyone here has a different idea of what they're talking about.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

 

[Illithid Dude]

where do you draw the line between fat and voluptuous?

 

[ZeroRay]

By the shape of their asses.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Fuck yeah Tom knows what's up. Look at those

Spoiler

roll

gaps.

 

[ZeroRay]

Those subatomic sized gaps.

 

[Illithid Dude]

resisting the urge to go on steakandcheese.com

 

[freenudemacusers]

that's still around?

 

[kehs]

I keep waking up at 2:44 am every single night this week. Fuck this sobriety.

I'm also about to buy a watch instead of taking a road trip. Fuck these choices.

I'm so exhausted, I need a beer. Fuck these temptations.

 

[Illithid Dude]

screw the watch and come to l.a.

honestly though, who needs watches these days anyways? i just use my phone.

 

[luckyboyceo]

As a resident Manshion member, I'm disappointed you'd even ask the question of who needs a watch anymore.

Cop I'm roadtripping too bro let's meet in the middle.