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Snuggler said:
How do you trick these women into being in your pictures?
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Generally it is the girls taking the photos, when I take photos of girls it tends to turn out more like this...

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I call it "AWWWWW I've turned up to a rave and forgotten my underwear again!"
 
Came out of my job interview feeling really good. Should know by Thursday.
 
Snuggler said:
Nice. I think I'm over the whole love thing. It's not worth it. Plus, at this point I don't think I could fall for the type of girl who would fall for a guy like me.

http://youtu.be/3XGITK5mCxM
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I have no one to release my emotions to. I have close friends but we don't really express feelings like that or in the same way. i at least feel a little better talking to one of my best friend's that is a girl but she is traveling right now. women do with each other and it's why they tend to be better off while single or during a breakup. they have someone to release with and have strong emotional connections with. pretty much every trope is wrong. i so badly just want to fall in love again and it hurts. i have no one to be truly open with atm. i wish i was a girl right now.
 
Yeah, I feel that. But wanting is such a drag. Wanting's the type of shit that keeps you up night. The more you want something, the more unobtainable it seems. I try to put my wants into a dresser drawer and tuck that shit away and forget about it. It kinda helps.

http://youtu.be/zBJ1BoB1l4c
 
this girl always complains to me about no one liking her and how she can't get a boyfriend.

then she posts pictures on facebook of the skin tag on her leg with the caption "my dog tried to eat my skin tag today". I wonder why she can't get a boyfriend.
 
There's like two helicopters and fuck load if sirens and I smell smoke, so rather than look out my window to see if I can see anything I searches twitter for local postings about a fire or something and couldn't find anything and I'm still not gonna get up.
 
When I was like 10, I was watching porn on my sister's computer and then suddenly helicopters and police cars started surrounding my building.

I was scared that they caught me lying about being 18 when I clicked that button but it was just a shootout behind the plaza across the street.
 
ZeroRay said:
When I was like 10, I was watching porn on my sister's computer and then suddenly helicopters and police cars started surrounding my building.

I was scared that they caught me lying about being 18 when I clicked that button but it was just a shootout behind the plaza across the street.
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That's hilarious. A+ story Zero.

I remember how scared I was about my parents discovering my porn. I remember running home from a friend's house cause I hadn't cleared the history/cookies and I knew my parents were going to use the computer. Probably the closest I've been to having a heart attack.
 
I remember being worried about internet porns and parents but then I realized they were computer dumb and I could hide an entire browser from them on windows 3.1 with zero effort.
 
im weezing like a fatso and kinda proud cant even be bothered to breath through my mouth.
 
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