Who else drank way too much last night? That question doesn't apply to all you borderline straight edge bitches, fuck your weak ass shit. Anyways, I met two decent girls last night, the one with bountiful tits turned out to be married, but I still would have fucked her sister. But it turns out they were in town visiting their dad, who showed up and turned out to be some dude I work with, so my chances of slamming beav were eliminated. I need to just straight up start fuckin fat bitches.
I've decided to try and stay away from the bars for awhile, that shit never turns out good. I spend depressing amounts of money, lose shit and expose others to my idiocy. Moving forward I'm just gonna get lit up from the comfort of my own home. Consider this my retirement.