so much fucking wine and talking life with my aunt I barely speak to because she can't speak english and I can't speak hungarian
kent i can't believe you werne't at the brit-gaf meet i went to
son of a bitch i was left with tushbloke alone
Alone watchin the city lights at night with a drink in my hand and smoke in my lungs. I'm a ghost. The only sign of life is my iphone light.
I hope your night redeems your day, mobs.
Ah yes, shorty is good people.I was addicted to weed for a while yo so damn out of the party loop it wasn't even funny, I also stay in scotland and that meet happened in England! I have met evilore and shorty though so i'm sorta in the cool guys club right ?
Did tashbrooke touch your ass ?
Wait what?Favorite Chaplin.
Wait what?
I've never seen City Lights. I'm bout to watch Modern Times though. I couldn't enroll in Intro to Film like I wanted to this semester, so I went to see the professor that teaches it and she gave me their syllabus and a list of shit to watch and Modern Times is on there.
I just watched The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari yesterday and it was some cool shit.
I just can't bring myself to watch old, dusty ass movies like that.
Sorry dude, I know the feel. Hope it works out.Man that girl who thought the guy she was with was too ugly was sending me some signals so I tried to play my chances and introduced and some small talk it was going well but the chance to ask her for number or anything like that slipped me by. But I was thinking "finally I'm the other guy for once". Next class rolls around and she's ice cold towards me man and she's just lost whatever attraction she had for me.
Fucking weak.
Man that girl who thought the guy she was with was too ugly was sending me some signals so I tried to play my chances and introduced and some small talk it was going well but the chance to ask her for number or anything like that slipped me by. But I was thinking "finally I'm the other guy for once". Next class rolls around and she's ice cold towards me man and she's just lost whatever attraction she had for me.
Fucking weak.
Man that girl who thought the guy she was with was too ugly was sending me some signals so I tried to play my chances and introduced and some small talk it was going well but the chance to ask her for number or anything like that slipped me by. But I was thinking "finally I'm the other guy for once". Next class rolls around and she's ice cold towards me man and she's just lost whatever attraction she had for me.
Fucking weak.
Man that girl who thought the guy she was with was too ugly was sending me some signals so I tried to play my chances and introduced and some small talk it was going well but the chance to ask her for number or anything like that slipped me by. But I was thinking "finally I'm the other guy for once". Next class rolls around and she's ice cold towards me man and she's just lost whatever attraction she had for me.
Fucking weak.
Good godtonight, while hooking up with a girl, i asked her, and i quote, to "whip out dem titties".
probably could have done that smoother.
hooking up is some godawful sex
no, we didn't even fuck. goddamn periods. i'm basically in the same boat as midnighs here.
no, we didn't even fuck. goddamn periods. i'm basically in the same boat as midnighs here.
Had you been wearing that $45K Saint Laurent jacket you wouldn't have had this problem. The jacket is known to put a temporary stop to the female menstrual cycle... if you know what I mean.no, we didn't even fuck. goddamn periods. i'm basically in the same boat as midnighs here.
"Lemme see dat gap girl" is more up your alley.No offense to you but I never said anything stupid like whip out dem titties.
Had you been wearing that $45K Saint Laurent jacket you wouldn't have had this problem. The jacket is known to put a temporary stop to the female menstrual cycle... if you know what I mean.
period sex is awesome
see
hooking up sex is awful
enjoy your vanilla sex bruh
No offense to you but I never said anything stupid like whip out dem titties.
"Lemme see dat gap girl" is more up your alley.
She didn't have a gap to be showing. I don't think I've ever even had a chance with a gap girl before.
Midnights bro the amount of gaps I saw in Santa Monica were unreal. Just start hanging out there on a regular basis.
Midnights bro the amount of gaps I saw in Santa Monica were unreal. Just start hanging out there on a regular basis.
murder sex is the best sexno, we didn't even fuck. goddamn periods. i'm basically in the same boat as midnighs here.
You got any good wingmen you can hang with? That's always when I'm at my best.
I can't feel my face