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[Snuggles]

i went through a severe toilet clogging phase when I was downing protein shakes. porcelain ratting bowel movements every day.

It's all about Incremental flushes. TP is the main cause of plugs. You can't plug a toilet with poop alone unless there's some serious shit wrong with your body. If you need an excessive amount of TP for your BM situation, that's fine, but flush it down before it builds up like that. It's pooping 101.

 

[freenudemacusers]

nah bro these were angel poops, hardly any tp involved. just massive, dense assteroids

 

[Deleted member 22576]

omg I have like over twenty pairs of clean underwear. It's just in a pile. A pile of clean underwear.

 

[freenudemacusers]

omg I have like over twenty pairs of clean underwear. It's just in a pile. A pile of clean underwear.

sounds like you need to make a spreadsheet.

 

[kehs]

I'm doing laundry right now, I'm gonna have a similar stack

--

So I've been thinking about the book of eli and garry whitta.

The best thing to come out of that entire situation is that I remember garry whitta linking to this short story: Blinky.

 

[Snuggles]

I have about twelve boxer briefs. I have a few faves for when I feel like I could potentially be seen in them and a few raggedy ones for dark days. I have a couple trad boxers but I have a big dick and it needs to be restrained. They should make dick holsters.

 

[Snuggles]

I don't need your help homie, cuz don't nobody really know me

 

[RepairmanJack]

Who's drunk? Fuck ya'll I'm drunk!


First post in this thread...

Meanwhile:drunk

 

[kehs]

I've been drinking all night, but I'm not drunk. =/

 

[RepairmanJack]

I've been drinking all night, but I'm not drunk. =/

Piaa pooR attitiude.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

My cat is so beautiful

 

[RepairmanJack]

My cat is so beautiful

Only to vegatables'.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

What if I drew comix about rich peoples cats? Rich people always do weird stuff

 

[kehs]

have you seen bling ring?

 

[Gvaz]

I've been drinking all night, but I'm not drunk. =/

drink higher abv

 

[polyh3dron]

Who's drunk? Fuck ya'll I'm drunk!


First post in this thread...

Meanwhile:drunk

Chillin in a real cool bar (sassafras in Hollywood) and pretty buzzed myself sir

 

[kehs]

drink higher abv

I tried 151, but its not even tasty

 

[J. Bravo]

Chillin in a real cool bar (sassafras in Hollywood) and pretty buzzed myself sir

Have you seen the last few eps of Breaking Bad yet?


SPOILERS for To'haijlee (or w/e it's called)/Ozymandias

Spoiler

I've got bad news for your avatar

 

[polyh3dron]

Have you seen the last few eps of Breaking Bad yet?


SPOILERS for To'haijlee (or w/e it's called)/Ozymandias

Spoiler

I've got bad news for your avatar

Seen the whole fucking thing.

Have you seen Kill La Kill yet

I'm about to when I get home.

 

[J. Bravo]

Seen the whole fucking thing.

Have you seen Kill La Kill yet

I'm about to when I get home.

haha. the only anime I've ever watched is Pokemon. And I looked up some weird High School of the Dead clips one time.

 

[polyh3dron]

haha. the only anime I've ever watched is Pokemon. And I looked up some weird High School of the Dead clips one time.

Check out Kill La Kill on Crunchyroll yo

Shit's gonna save anime word is bond.

 

[youngwerther]

I have about 16 pairs of boxer-briefs, divided into two camps, the relatively older camp and the relatively newer camp.

I can divide them based on the fact that the boxer-briefs belonging to the relatively older camp all have weird stains on them.

 

[polyh3dron]

I have about 16 pairs of boxer-briefs, divided into two camps, the relatively older camp and the relatively newer camp.

I can divide them based on the fact that the boxer-briefs belonging to the relatively older camp all have weird stains on them.

Stop buying fucking white ones then god dammit

 

[brianjones]

I have 4 pairs boxers 1 t shirt and 1 pair pants

I'm basically homeless except i have a home

thinking about becoming a homeless hipster

 

[youngwerther]

Stop buying fucking white ones then god dammit

They aren't even white
tee hee

 

[AcridMeat]

I used the last of my funny money for some sennheiser buds. Drowning out the world hasn't been this good for weeks.

I, too, base my underwear choice on whether I will be showcasing.

There's a separate pile strictly for macuser.

 

[Vermillion]

Uhhh.

 

[exarkun]

I feel like shit. But I dont know why. Im not that drunk.

I had some apple brandy, dry sake, and now im drinking a saison. Could it be the different types of alcohol?

 

[Snuggles]

Last time I wore white boxer briefs a girl busted her period on them and I had to drive down the road and chuck them out the window.

 

[kehs]

I just woke up thinking it was like 3 am for monday morning.


That's how nice my sleep was.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I don't think I've ever heard someone say "busted a period" before. That's classic.

 

[Conor_Fool]

I am really drunk and stoned and don't know what to say in any other thread.

Hey, homies.

 

[kehs]

Someone tell me this shit isn't gorgeous.

 

[brianjones]

I am really drunk and stoned and don't know what to say in any other thread.

Hey, homies.

I got your text earlier sorry I couldn't make it out

what's the most you guys have drank in one night (no pissing contest) in closing in on a fifth rip in peace

 

[kehs]

define "one night"

 

[brianjones]

5 hour timespan

 

[kehs]

yea, thats pretty bad. I think the most I've done is a quarter of a sevenfifty bottle of 151 in that amount of time.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

an entire 1/5th of captain morgan and some beers.

 

[SUPREME1]

All from Golden Road in Los Angeles, my fav brewery these days:

16oz Hefe
12oz IPA
12oz IPA
12oz IPA


Watched Star Trek: Into Darkness on BRD... 7.1 Dolby TrueHD

Then hopped on my Nexus 10 and been listening to music... While watching the replay of the Broncos game and getting a little 360 in as well.



Busy week. Relaxing hard now.


Edit: considering cracking open a bottle of Dogfishhead 90 min IPA.

#drunkard

 

[Kentpaul]

Is there anything better than stumbling into a bar with a guy on the guitar singing ballads, top shit.

Great night, I'm paying for it with this hangover though fml

 

[kehs]

Hangovers?

lol

Get on that heart palpation level man.

Actually no, please drink safe guys. I'll miss you all as I look down on you from hell.

 

[Kentpaul]

Hangovers?

lol

Get on that hear palpation level man.

Actually no, please drink safe guys. I'll miss you all as I look down on you from hell.

I try and just keep the party to once a week mate so my overall state of mind during the weeks stays great.

 

[kehs]

My state of my mind kinda sucks sober though. So im between that rock/hard place thing.

fucking to of thread, mac do something about this.

 

[Kentpaul]

My state of my mind kinda sucks sober though. So im between that rock/hard place thing.

fucking to of thread, mac do something about this.

The path is there, You will walk it one day lad.

 

[Kwixotik]

Bacon Dirty Harry
Bacon Infused Rye Whiskey
House-made Bloody Mary Mix
Bacon garnish

 

[kehs]

Hilarious things for the day....people thanking me for letting go at a four way stop when its their turn.

 

[Snuggles]

Why would you hate Copernicus? He's a legit dude IMO.

 

[kehs]

I woke up and like....I was still a scrub.

I struck out twice last night lol.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Oh man I slept at some chicks house. Just got home. It's funny, her phone is out so we talked on steam an then I went over. Steam gets you laid.

 

[kehs]

jtwo is cool