freenudemacusers
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best episode of all timeThat's my purse I don't know you!
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drunk thread again
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maybe but i cant talk about that kind of stuff.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Man I love new console time over at gaming side. Especially when one or more consoles look awful. I haven't laughed this hard since PS3 599 giant enemy crab real time weapon change.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
It's not laziness if you're going out with other girls. Cut the bullshit, you're scared bruv, just go for it!
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Don't do it. It's driving me fucking nuts, I wanna punch Don Mattrick in the face, set his crooked fucking nose straight
Bam Bam Baklava
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I got a problem. Girls come for my looks but don't stay for my personality.
I'm a little worried about being a slut.
I'm a little worried about being a slut.
I'd stay for your looks.
freenudemacusers
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time to grow opium
My mothers large garden is filled to the brim with Poppies. I could probably harvest some.
freenudemacusers
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send it to me
should I put a baby in my wife tonight y/n. seems to be the hot thing in drunk gaf right now.
should I put a baby in my wife tonight y/n. seems to be the hot thing in drunk gaf right now.
Self Induced
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is this where the beers live?
Self Induced
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The Willy Wonka of Africa.
What is this? Why didn't anyone tell Wool there was a new thread? James and Andrew were both in Missoula, Montana and didn't tell me? MiDNighTs hasn't even posted yet?
Anyway, last night I threw up from drinking too much. It was the first time that's happened since my 21st birthday. Frickin roommates were buying these jell-o shots. I was fine until I got in bed and then the spins came on hard. I stumbled over to the toilet, barfed, and went back to bed. I think it probably helped lessen the hangover, but waking up with neon yellow teeth and that barf taste in the mouth is bad. If I could describe the scene with a gif, this is what it was like:
Anyway, last night I threw up from drinking too much. It was the first time that's happened since my 21st birthday. Frickin roommates were buying these jell-o shots. I was fine until I got in bed and then the spins came on hard. I stumbled over to the toilet, barfed, and went back to bed. I think it probably helped lessen the hangover, but waking up with neon yellow teeth and that barf taste in the mouth is bad. If I could describe the scene with a gif, this is what it was like:
This episode is so good.That's my purse I don't know you!
Wool I honestly thought you just didn't like us anymore.
Prodigy - The Fat of the Land, holy hell the nostalgia.
freenudemacusers
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never
Bam Bam Baklava
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I was at the drug store buying my whiskey. The guy just asked me for my birthday and as he's ringing me up a cop walks in. For a second he was all panicked and then he asks me for my ID.
Wool knows the deal. He's just playing a game, a fun game. I wanna be part of that game.
Wool knows the deal. He's just playing a game, a fun game. I wanna be part of that game.
Saw this one girl again tonight who gives me butterflies. I had a window of opportunity in the past but I was tied up and had to let it pass me by. She has a boyfriend now but he's pretty fat. Oh well, it doesn't matter. We forget most of the people we know.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I like fat girls but fat girls don't like me.
Bam Bam Baklava
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feels gooooooood to be blotto.
Bam Bam Baklava
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To be honest I don't understand why this thread is dead at night. Drinkings is all about the night time. If I didn't have to drive around in the day I'd be drunk then too but what can you do.
cider always getting me more fucked than the equivalent alcohol content of another drink in the same sized glass.
brianjones
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Bam Bam Baklava
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Who you talking to jonesy?
brianjones
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whoever will listen
Bam Bam Baklava
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I'm all ears.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Kindergarten Cop.
Whoa, just got a random ass text from this girl this morning. I never even gave her my number. Life is weird.
So why is Dan being such a dick?
you should have consensual relations with her anus. snuggle her sphincter
also ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IN A MATTER OF DAYS. and demon souls is kicking my ass :/
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Did you like the one from a couple years ago?
Oh well because Fast & Furious 6 is here mother fuckers.
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