I was out with a couple of my friends last night and this random girl comes up to me and goes "I recognise you from the internet, you're Dean!" How she recognises me from the internet worries me.
Then the 2 friends I was with were talking to her and then go "So Dean, we have to go home to...feed our dog...you stay here with crazy internet girl"
And I'm like "naaahh I'll come back and feed the dog..."
"No Dean that would be rude, stay out with her..."
So eventually I got stuck with internet girl. But then she made a reference to Puggsy and I was a little impressed so I went and got heaps of MDMA and hooked up with her. Gotta make the best of a potentially murdered for your soft, supple skin scenario I guess.
Then the 2 friends I was with were talking to her and then go "So Dean, we have to go home to...feed our dog...you stay here with crazy internet girl"
And I'm like "naaahh I'll come back and feed the dog..."
"No Dean that would be rude, stay out with her..."
So eventually I got stuck with internet girl. But then she made a reference to Puggsy and I was a little impressed so I went and got heaps of MDMA and hooked up with her. Gotta make the best of a potentially murdered for your soft, supple skin scenario I guess.