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drunk thread again
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I almost never post in this thread sober.
I never post in here. I made sure I found it since I knew I was getting straight retarded tonight
TemplaerDude
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Got laid off today.
Guess that's a good enough excuse to get shitcanned.
Guess that's a good enough excuse to get shitcanned.
Gary IS real shit dude. My dad was born and raised there. Real ass nigga shit. Not playin. He's a fucking G. When from Gary to getting a PhD at fuckin Standord. Motherfucker is a genius. I guess I'm at least half ass good as him right?
Sorry about that. We're here for ya
Bam Bam Baklava
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I'll tell you something right now. I'd take my chances going through Taliban territory in Afghanistan than trying to step foot in Gary Indiana.
Yeah, that's how I first heard of the place. It's not quite the place it's portrayed to be in that lol
Bitch please. That's like Saying Ryse is 1080p and 60fps. You know that shit ain't happening
Bam Bam Baklava
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Speaking of this food what happened to that guy who kept doing strange things with hot dogs?
How Gary is a shit hole and that only true Gs only survive.
TemplaerDude
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I feel the buzz baby. The empty stomach will be a god send for this unemployment drunk.
Not officially unemployed, but not going to work. (Feud with my unreliable boss who's gone most of the time.)
Need a new job. Badly. Don't know how to get one. No one wants a 34 year old geek. :/
TemplaerDude
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Ah don't say that, I'm a 26 year old geek, what's the difference really.
When you're in your 20s you have more potential, and lower expected pay.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Why does no one like nerds?
Look into a mirror and say her name three times.
TemplaerDude
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Potential is yours to grab, man! I know they're just words but a positive attitude is a big help. I'm sitting alone on my deck with a pack of beer and I feel pretty shitty, but I know I have it in me to make it better. Just think positive, don't let bullshit like age and labels hold you back, you're thirty four! You've got more than enough of your life in front of you. Spit some fucking resumes out, put something nice on and be positive! Were both gonna get out of this!
Easy to say, hard to do. Especially when you don't specialize in one thing. Companies want a guy who's an expert in one thing, not one guy who's sorta good in a whole buncha things. (The shitty part of working for a company with no job description for well over a decade.)
TemplaerDude
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It's always easier said, but it has gotta get done. It easy for me to sit here and sulk into my beer, but I know I gotta get on my feet and get it done. Easy to say, hard to do, but you gotta do it. Again, man, they're only words but it still means something. Get it done, I've had every job handed to me by friends and family up to this point, but now I gotta man up and go find something right for me. Easy to say, hard to do... but ya gotta do it. Crack a beer and lament for the night, but try and keep a positive voice back there because if you lose that you got nothing.
TemplaerDude
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Seriously though, beer, great idea.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I think it's foolish to think you have complete control over the course your life takes. Like you don't make a bunch of money and have a sweet job it's 100% your fault. There are certain factors that are simply not up to you.
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Howdy bro do like cats and or video games
Plus lots of booze and scandals
Plus lots of booze and scandals
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Is your avatar a pokemaster or a digimaster
Pumpkincutter
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new b.spears song is tight!
Are you a girl. If so, ever had brown sugar. Call me. My gf won't mind. Well maybe...
If you got a penus. Nvm. Unless you pay like a million bucks, I stint suckin no dick.
The cops came by to bring Earl in
They searched the house high and low
Then they tipped their hats and said thank you ladies
If you hear from him let us know
Well the weeks went by
And Spring to Summer
And Summer faded into the Fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed at all
They searched the house high and low
Then they tipped their hats and said thank you ladies
If you hear from him let us know
Well the weeks went by
And Spring to Summer
And Summer faded into the Fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed at all
Oh no I'm a guy haha. It's been many places.
Oh fuck that shit then. Offer is off the table.
My gf wanted to fuck in a movie theatre tobigy. Bitch is a freak. Dildos. Ass plugs. Serves me food naked and shit. Sucks dick in public. God damn. She nasty
FYI....Jew girls are sluts and good cooks
You should see some of the jewish guys! Lotta sexual tension built up there, let me tell ya.
same with catholics...
I'll pass...gay dudes are cool though.. Bi people are greedy
Wanna fuck everything.. ...I can imagine if they're orthodox...heyooooo. Nothing is better than white womenz tho. Jus sayiam
Oh yeah. Your phone screen is ugly as shit. Typical engineer. Kbiwd math and shit but knows fuvk all about looks and aesthetics. Jesus. It's like you guys make things look terrible on purpose. Every engineer has an awful sense of tasteful design.
Fuck.
Halo font.... really. Get on my level. Titty and all
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I bet you think knack has goo d art too huh
idk i would chime in with muslims too but theyre really horny or the biggest prudes
(refering to just the guys of course)
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