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[shadyspace]

maaannn this broncos/colts game also i was on skype with a girl and then her boyfriend came on and he was really chill what the fuck?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

meh

how can you meh?

 

[J. Bravo]

She's really cute and I would have sex with her and she's probably a very nice young lady.

 

[Snuggles]

I'm going to asplode.

 

[Snuggles]

http://soundcloud.com/jakeleeismyname/dirty-killer-rmx

 

[luckyboyceo]

She's really cute and I would have sex with her and she's probably a very nice young lady.

Pretty much my thoughts as well.

 

[arab]

needs some more meat on those bones

 

[Gvaz]

im watching fast 6 and i have no idea what's going on

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

needs some more meat on those bones

But then how will she continue her career as a model?

 

[arab]

But then how will she continue her career as a model?

realistically she'd be a part time model if she's with me

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

realistically she'd be a part time model if she's with me

Damn homie you got that kind of cash? She's used to going to Paris on the weekend and buying Hermes bracelets.

 

[ZeroRay]

I mean, I'd have a conversation with her over tea about tea and shit but I don't know about havin sex if ya know what I mean.

 

[geebee]

I'm drunk right now. I dont want to go to work tomorrow... fuck!

 

[Gvaz]

drunkish and trying to play ingress on my android, wtf

also this movie is so confusing and i have to be up in 7 hours for class fuck this

 

[Salsa]

for some reason I feel super bummed out

its like this weird rush of depression that doesnt really have any purpose or event leading to it

maybe I was always drunk until this very moment or something

but wow, should hit the bed

 

[ZeroRay]

I feels ya Salsa.

Was super fucked up last night over some minor shit.

 

[freenudemacusers]

so a friend drunkenly told me that his wife wants to fool around with my wife. not sure how to handle such information.

 

[Illithid Dude]

so a friend drunkenly told me that his wife wants to fool around with my wife. not sure how to handle such information.

accept it. embrace it.

 

[Salsa]

http://youtu.be/Ifyp4Z-v5vM?t=1m31s

 

[Minus_Me]

so a friend drunkenly told me that his wife wants to fool around with my wife. not sure how to handle such information.

For these types of situation I have a couple of preferences.

1. One pack of Class A cigarettes of your choice
2. The 12 year Yamazaki

 

[-PXG-]

whoa

Hmmm. I've always wanted to fuck a pencil

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'd recommend a metal urethral sound instead of a pencil

 

[Gvaz]

whoa

i fucked a girl just like that only fatter and more neurotic prob

she was great in bed, but crazy

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

If she was fatter then she wasn't like her. Accept no substitutes.

 

[Freaky Fred]

I'm finally drunk enough to eat Taco Bell, but I'm too drunk to drive myself to get some.

Life can be so cruel.

Those outlets look really worried about the watermelon.

 

[AcridMeat]

sometimes having the simplest basslines is what I need blared into my eardrums

 

[AcridMeat]

yais

 

[coldvein]

i try to wipe my ass with newspaper with pictures of prominent political figures

its the only way i can fight back

 

[freenudemacusers]

I only use fine imported toilet tissue from japan, tissue printed with the images of sweet innocent loli waifus.

 

[ZeroRay]

I also bleach and enema right after.

Gotta be 100% pure for my Kotanoha.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Game of the Year OT right here http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=701098

go bump it up!

 

[Salsa]

you guys think its sexy to send a picture of your boner

like, not a dickpic but clearly a boner through your briefs

 

[J. Bravo]

if you have a huge dick and are 17

 

[Deleted member 22576]

you guys think its sexy to send a picture of your boner

like, not a dickpic but clearly a boner through your briefs

you need to make it more of a midrange pic showing your chest and chesthair and face but make sure that bulge is screaming "LOOK AT ME"

 

[luckyboyceo]

you guys think its sexy to send a picture of your boner

like, not a dickpic but clearly a boner through your briefs

Shirtless picture with bulge has always been more successful for me.

EDIT: Basically what Jtwo said.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Blech, this is the third case of BudLight Platinum I've bought this week. Getting really sick of it, but its still on sale for 8.99. Ugh, Maybe ill mix some orange juice with it or something?

 

[Snuggles]

Just choke it down. It gets easier with every sip.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Its true. On #2.

I've got some awful family drama going on right now.

 

[Salsa]

Its true. On #2.

I've got some awful family drama going on right now.

<3

 

[Deleted member 22576]

hi and welcome to babecity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7esniWFn8kY

 

[AcridMeat]

listen to some titus andronicus it's a pretty swell thing to do imo

 

[Deleted member 22576]

imo no because imho all you do is stare at your acacia wood table wishing it was coated in chocolate

imo


adventure time should create a new 'mo called IMO that just walks around annoyin BMO with his contradictory opinions.

 

[Salsa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zti7bxgKP8k

Ogre You Asshole is so good

thanks xander for remind me of this fact

japan

 

[Deleted member 22576]

What if life went like this:

Did you throw away my box?

I dunno, I might have. Why?

Well, I needed it.

You shouldn't have left it laying around then.

It was in front of the dryer.. and clothes were in the dryer. I just can't believe you're only home for 3 hours a day and you find the time to throw away my box.

First off, it was laying upside down and secondly it was gross. There were grease stains or something on it.

That was the box to my computer! If we breakup and I move where will I put it. It was my hamper.

Youre drunk.

It was my goddamn box!!!!!!

 

[AcridMeat]

I'd say that's a lot of talking over nothing.

Then watch Mission Hill.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'd say that's a lot of talking over nothing.

Then watch Mission Hill.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo6E1VPG1B4

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I needed that fuckin box.

 

[Minus_Me]

What's in the booooxxxx?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I, I, I only liked you for your thighs, thighs, thighs
I never stopped to realize, ize, ize
There was something between them

These lyrics really struck out to me in this song I just heard.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Ew just went with th canonical acorn lady to the whole foods and after debating about conventional tomatoes she's like what's up to the cashier dude with a rockin beard trying to buy some klonopin and I'm like honey please I've seen you puke from a hard cider