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drunk thread again
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I can't believe they Made treasure go through greenlight
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Buzzin pretty hard right now.
Need halloween to come by so I have an excuse to get absolutely shitfaced.
Need halloween to come by so I have an excuse to get absolutely shitfaced.
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HEY SNUGGLER WHOS YOUR FUCKING DADDY??????
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DnZVY7ksMr0&desktop_uri=/watch?v=DnZVY7ksMr0
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DnZVY7ksMr0&desktop_uri=/watch?v=DnZVY7ksMr0
Illithid Dude
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apparently, my fake id ended up shipping to the hotel in seattle anyways, despite me telling the guy not to do so, and the hotel only holds packages for 30 days. the fake was delivered september 9th.
fuck me.
fuck me.
freenudemacusers
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next time just go full slp to neighbors or some other gay bar and you'll slide right in
Illithid Dude
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i've always wanted to objectify myself for booze
Bam Bam Baklava
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One time I knew this guy in school who barely knew a girl and he goes and creates like a scrapbook for her with like pictures of them together, pictures of her, and god knows what else.
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Look at me and how cute I am ^_^
freenudemacusers
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asl?
Beast Legacy
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Hi drunk thread.
Went on a date on Friday with someone I'd been friends with since high school. Was okay, went to a Starbucks and talked a lot. Went to a bar and talked and drank. We decided to stay mutual friends afterwards though. This was our first "date" date, we were just friends during high school but we were both in town this weekend and single so I figured why the hell not.
Then Saturday I felt like a piece of shit. Then happy that I still have a really strong friendship. Then felt like shit again. Went to get Taco Bell that night. Thankfully no shit involved with that.
Woke up Sunday morning. Entered the code from the Taco Bell big box. Won a PS4
Monday we talked again and everything seems cool and we're still good friends.
Rest of the week so far is going well, but I haven't drank so much in such a short period of time. It'll pass, and at least I won't have to deal with Taco Bell for lunch anymore.
Now back to the drink because this week can't end soon enough.
Went on a date on Friday with someone I'd been friends with since high school. Was okay, went to a Starbucks and talked a lot. Went to a bar and talked and drank. We decided to stay mutual friends afterwards though. This was our first "date" date, we were just friends during high school but we were both in town this weekend and single so I figured why the hell not.
Then Saturday I felt like a piece of shit. Then happy that I still have a really strong friendship. Then felt like shit again. Went to get Taco Bell that night. Thankfully no shit involved with that.
Woke up Sunday morning. Entered the code from the Taco Bell big box. Won a PS4
Monday we talked again and everything seems cool and we're still good friends.
Rest of the week so far is going well, but I haven't drank so much in such a short period of time. It'll pass, and at least I won't have to deal with Taco Bell for lunch anymore.
Now back to the drink because this week can't end soon enough.
Alcotholic
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Chilling with my new British friend. I've always wanted a British friend.
luckyboyceo
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This story never quits. I hope by next PAX you're still waiting on the ID just for the laughs.
You got into the bar anyway so crisis adverted. Even if it did take you like 3 hours to work up the courage to order a drink.
Illithid Dude
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yeah, but i made up for lost time.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Lucky showing these young guns the ropes.
Whoa you can't gloss over something like this. You're like gaf royalty now.
This guy just buries it in a tl;dr post no one was gonna read.
Beast Legacy
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Nah, lots of people on gaf won, just like the Vita promotion a while back. It's just one extra detail in my weird-ass weekend.
Basically, haha. Just wanted to get all that off my mind.
Alcotholic
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Avocadoooooooooo
I made a comment on a recent thread about soup. And I got so excited.
I made a comment on a recent thread about soup. And I got so excited.
I just found out last week that the local Taco Bell closed down. So what about me, man. This is huge.
Alcotholic
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I wish more people would talk about avocado What an amazing fruit. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuùuück .
Alcotholic
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My music stopped playing when I started running. I got so excited. I'm on my windows phone. How great is it's word prediction?
Alcotholic
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Avocados are great.
brianjones
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are you one of those weirdos that eat them raw
Alcotholic
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Yea. I gotta get all them good natural oils in me.
Alcotholic
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Fuck, dude. Why would you eat them cooked? I could never.
brianjones
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no I mean all by itself
just bite into one
just bite into one
Alcotholic
Banned
Yeah. It's the best.
Alcotholic
Banned
Stick my dick in one.
boner pic proved succesful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Un_PY2lNHg
shit has been turned up to 11
I regret the male trainer. clothes are terrible
shit has been turned up to 11
I regret the male trainer. clothes are terrible
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Deleted member 22576
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Is anyone else deeply conflicted about Scott pilgrim?
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Deleted member 22576
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omg what if you added "so yeah" to the end of everything you say today?
switch to bud light lime dawg
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Best kinda friends
Bam Bam Baklava
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My god the amount of qts around campus today was unlike anything I've ever seen. What blew my mind even more was a lot of them were with super ugly dudes.
freenudemacusers
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use your shiny jacket and they'll flutter your way like moths
by the way, i'm gonna be real disappointed if you don't get the leopard shirt or the jacket. just saying.
by the way, i'm gonna be real disappointed if you don't get the leopard shirt or the jacket. just saying.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I don't know man. I listened to you when it came to peacocking floral shirts and while I like them it didn't do much for girls.
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Do you guys think Lizzie from CVS ever thinks about me? I think about her.
freenudemacusers
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I was actually talking to her the other day
sadly, no
sadly, no
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She's so fine. This was the second time I saw her. Next time is the time.
I'm just gonna be all "damn gurl why u work here? youre pretty enough for whole foods."
I'm just gonna be all "damn gurl why u work here? youre pretty enough for whole foods."
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Maybe she comes from a poor family and thats why she doesn't work at Whole Foods.
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I usually wear slept in clothes and subtly hint at my genius
freenudemacusers
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i could see style fox in a dashiki: no possibility of tucking, loose fit, colorful. sounds like winner.
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i cant see stylefox in anything because i dont know what he looks like
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