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apparently, my fake id ended up shipping to the hotel in seattle anyways, despite me telling the guy not to do so, and the hotel only holds packages for 30 days. the fake was delivered september 9th.

fuck me.
 
One time I knew this guy in school who barely knew a girl and he goes and creates like a scrapbook for her with like pictures of them together, pictures of her, and god knows what else.
 
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Look at me and how cute I am ^_^
 
Hi drunk thread.

Went on a date on Friday with someone I'd been friends with since high school. Was okay, went to a Starbucks and talked a lot. Went to a bar and talked and drank. We decided to stay mutual friends afterwards though. This was our first "date" date, we were just friends during high school but we were both in town this weekend and single so I figured why the hell not.

Then Saturday I felt like a piece of shit. Then happy that I still have a really strong friendship. Then felt like shit again. Went to get Taco Bell that night. Thankfully no shit involved with that.

Woke up Sunday morning. Entered the code from the Taco Bell big box. Won a PS4

Monday we talked again and everything seems cool and we're still good friends.

Rest of the week so far is going well, but I haven't drank so much in such a short period of time. It'll pass, and at least I won't have to deal with Taco Bell for lunch anymore.

Now back to the drink because this week can't end soon enough.
 
Illithid Dude said:
apparently, my fake id ended up shipping to the hotel in seattle anyways, despite me telling the guy not to do so, and the hotel only holds packages for 30 days. the fake was delivered september 9th.

fuck me.
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This story never quits. I hope by next PAX you're still waiting on the ID just for the laughs.

You got into the bar anyway so crisis adverted. Even if it did take you like 3 hours to work up the courage to order a drink.
 
omg what if you added "so yeah" to the end of everything you say today?
 
Do you guys think Lizzie from CVS ever thinks about me? I think about her.
 
She's so fine. This was the second time I saw her. Next time is the time.

I'm just gonna be all "damn gurl why u work here? youre pretty enough for whole foods."
 
Maybe she comes from a poor family and thats why she doesn't work at Whole Foods.
 
I usually wear slept in clothes and subtly hint at my genius
 
i cant see stylefox in anything because i dont know what he looks like
 
I had a picture of me in a dashiki from a party a couple months ago. I'm a skinny white dude with long hair + dark wash skinny jeans. It actually looked kind of cool.

My phone died so I lost all of my pictures tho.
 
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