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[Deleted member 22576]

I want a cork board like that.

 

[Surface of Me]

Last night did not turn out so good. First party I went to wasn't my crowd at all, so I drank all their free vodka to try to loosen up, hit me like a brick when I got to the second party and I was too inebriated to do shit. So wasted. Puked in the bushes until me and my friends left. I done fucked up Halloween, GAF.

 

[Snuggles]

Last night did not turn out so good. First party I went to wasn't my crowd at all, so I drank all their free vodka to try to loosen up, hit me like a brick when I got to the second party and I was too inebriated to do shit. So wasted. Puked in the bushes until me and my friends left. I done fucked up Halloween, GAF.

Haha, awesome. Were you in a costume?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I lost control last night and my behavior was unacceptable. I'm sorry.

 

[Surface of Me]

Haha, awesome. Were you in a costume?

Nah, wanted to go as Scorpion from MK and grab girls by the arm while yelling "Get over here", but no places I went to had the costume. I know a party on Thursday, maybe then.

 

[J. Bravo]

Any good person doesn't give a fuck about this.

yeah I know, it's just rather daunting. on top of all the cool shit about her, she is attractive too.

all the good stuff about her is almost too good to be true.

 

[Illithid Dude]

i'm happy because to make up for my fake id debacle my bro bought me a ton of alcohol. i'm fully stocked, guys.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I think, as men, it's our duty to know how to cook breakfast in one pan.
I will be practicing this skill from now on

 

[freenudemacusers]

I think, as men, it's our duty to know how to cook breakfast in one pan.
I will be practicing this skill from now on

cook potato cubes in pan

drain

cook diced up bacon in same pan

re -add potatoes to cooking bacon

add eggs and stir

boom

 

[Deleted member 22576]

That's just like one dish though. It's easy when it's all mixed together in a scramble like that. That doesn't count.


I mean like bacon slices. Two pancakes, some hash browns and an egg all in one iron skillet.

 

[freenudemacusers]

you mean like, side-by-side? You can do that in those large electric skillets, I'd think you would run out of space on a standard cast iron skillet.

and it totally counts fuck you

 

[AcridMeat]

serve to secretmacbabyuser1of5

 

[freenudemacusers]

serve to secretmacbabyuser1of5

that was supposed to be between me and luckyboy

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

you ever eat at dennys mac?

 

[Salsa]

there's cocaine in my drawer

 

[Snuggles]

Party at Salsa's tonight.

Went out with a chick for a bit. It was the first real date I've been on since spring. It was alright, but I'm so used to meeting girls at bars and shit lately where everyone's a little loosey goosey, it's much harder to be yourself and make things happen when you're naturally introverted. There was a little tension and I think she wanted to chill longer but I didn't say anything on the way back, because I'm dumb. Now I'm back at the apartment alone, lol.

Anyways, fuck it, think I'll hit up the bar to wrap up the weekend. I need to return to my natural habitat.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

there's cocaine in my drawer

Back in the day I had some people over and they left coke in my bathroom and some guy dropped his damn taco from taco bell on my computer. That's when I learned throwing parties is for suckers.

 

[freenudemacusers]

you ever eat at dennys mac?

not in a long ass time. the only times i end up there is at 12am+ and I'm drunk and hungry

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I ate at this dennys on sunset boulevard a long time back and it was the single greatest mistake I've ever made.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I think the last time I was there I ordered a hooburrito, which was apparently developed in partnership with the band hoobastank.

I mean, how could you not order that. just saying 'hooburrito' is a joy.

 

[ZeroRay]

IHOP >>>>> Denny's

Denny's is where I go when I'm cheap and/or drunk.

 

[Snuggles]

All we got around here in that vein is a Big Boy. Big Boy fucking sucks.

 

[Salsa]

this was probably in someone's butt wasnt it

nvm the background just some guy

 

[Minus_Me]

There's nothing like reconnecting with an old friend sometimes.

 

[J. Bravo]

Waffle house and ihop are both way better than dennys.

serious question though guys. I thoroughly enjoyed last night. Should I text that girl and see what's up, or wait until I see her at work to say something?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

bro you text her today you're be gonna looking mighty needy.

 

[Salsa]

idk man some girls dig people who are just honest and dont "play the game"

up to you, but I dont think it'd be weird or needy to send her a text

 

[Kwixotik]

Is it unmanly to get a massage? My working class dad would be like "wut, son?" but in movies Asian mobsters are always getting massages. Or is that about happy endings?

edit: also, don't text that quick. Give it a little time.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

omg i feel like shit.....

 

[Minus_Me]

I'm craving an Old Fashioned, but I'm out of bitters.

 

[Salsa]

<3

 

[Jimothy]

mac montana went down hard yesterday, i know you care ;_;

also i ust typed "who cares" in a thread i might get bannned. luv u guys tho

Go Cats.

Actually I hate both teams so

 

[J. Bravo]

Is it unmanly to get a massage? My working class dad would be like "wut, son?" but in movies Asian mobsters are always getting massages. Or is that about happy endings?

edit: also, don't text that quick. Give it a little time.

yeah I probably will just wait until I see her in person tomorrow.

and no, get a massage lol. Swedish is super relaxing. And deep tissue will make you cry.

 

[Jimothy]

Has anyone gone to an um...asian massage parlor? They're apparently all over the place in NYC but I've never really been tempted to go. I imagine the whole thing makes both parties feel pathetic and dirty.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

<3

omggggggggggggggf

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Has anyone gone to an um...asian massage parlor? They're apparently all over the place in NYC but I've never really been tempted to go. I imagine the whole thing makes both parties feel pathetic and dirty.

I won't judge you for it.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I've got a headache from eating Halloween candy and Netflix is promoting ghostbusters.

 

[brianjones]

Has anyone gone to an um...asian massage parlor? They're apparently all over the place in NYC but I've never really been tempted to go. I imagine the whole thing makes both parties feel pathetic and dirty.

thats a classic jerk off then decide scenario

 

[freenudemacusers]

haha there is a 'tokyo massage' down the street from my house. looks super sketchy, and it's open 24/7. I don't know how it stays open, there are tons of reviews all over the internet about the "full package" pricing. I guess as long as they don't flaunt it it's ok?

 

[ZeroRay]

haha there is a 'tokyo massage' down the street from my house. looks super sketchy, and it's open 24/7. I don't know how it stays open, there are tons of reviews all over the internet about the "full package" pricing. I guess as long as they don't flaunt it it's ok?

There's one by the street from me too.

No business would survive longer than a few months in that location, but they've been there a few years now...

 

[Salsa]

fuck I ate that whole thing and now I cannot move

 

[freenudemacusers]

There's one by the street from me too.

No business would survive longer than a few months in that location, but they've been there a few years now...

the parking lot is ALWAYS half-full. I guess there are a couple of them in town in various off the path locations. I don't know if I could do it (assume I were single etc).

 

[Salsa]

seeing Blur live next week

and now Beck added a date here on the 12th

ffuuuuck

 

[Kwixotik]

yeah I probably will just wait until I see her in person tomorrow.

and no, get a massage lol. Swedish is super relaxing. And deep tissue will make you cry.

Cry in a good way or bad way? I want to see results.

 

[Snuggles]

I don't mind the bar being dead every now and then. Sometimes you need to just wallow a bit

I've had like twenty minutes total of massages in my entire life. I wish I hung out with guys like Minus, they get twice that on their lunch breaks.

 

[Kwixotik]

I prefer the bar to be dead.

 

[Salsa]

I like this twin peaks tat

imma steal it

how hipster will I be

 

[J. Bravo]

Cry in a good way or bad way? I want to see results.

good way but dude I'm not lying when I say it hurts lol

 

[Kambing]

yo so i am having this disagreement with my friend.

He says i am weak ass shit when it comes to drinking. I just had a bottle of red fucking wine and feel like 6/10 smashed. Is that a good level of smash or is that weak shit smash? Definitely could do another bottle, but that would take me to 10/10 smash. Tell me guys

 

[freenudemacusers]

only babies care about alcohol tolerance. who gives a fuck.

but getting tanked on wine is awesome so definitely go 10/10