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drunk thread again
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SecretMoblin
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wine gets to me way too quickly 
it doesn't help that I usually drink a bottle at once and chase with beer if it's a gutter variety like shiraz
it doesn't help that I usually drink a bottle at once and chase with beer if it's a gutter variety like shiraz
MSU beat UC-Davis. Fuck the Grizz.
I feel classy buzzed on wine. I should get into it. All I drink is beer.
This massive dude is singing Johnny Cash now. I wonder how high his cholesterol is. Dude's b-hole is a burning ring of fire after a night at buffalo wild wings.
freenudemacusers
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Nothing better than getting a bottle of wine at a bar and splitting it with friends and strangers. Great way to scheme on hoes.
Hmm, does it lower your inhibitions? Just asking... Not like I'm making a spreadsheet for pax 2014...wine gets to me way too quickly
SecretMoblin
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1 article of clothing per half liter
luckyboyceo
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Looks like we're drinking wine next year then.
freenudemacusers
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wine it is
luckyboyceo
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I never drink wine. I've probably had it a handful of times in my life, if that. I don't really know where to start so I'm open to suggestions.
freenudemacusers
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pinot grigio is the best for bar drinking: it's sweet and clean, and the fact it's white means you won't scare people (I've noticed people are nervous about red wine spills at bars). It's a solid go-to.
I got started on merlot. It's mild and easy to drink.
SecretMoblin
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....everyone starts their wine adventures mixing white zin and sprite
everyone
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OKAY people.
as per the advice dished out in this magnificent, mind altering thread, i have reached a lvl 10/10 smash from WINE. and let me tell you. The shit and magic coming from a wine smash vs a beer smash, is like the difference between a good and bad shit. My fellow gaffers, i implore you all to chill and take a good and hard look at the bottle of wine you have in you pantry. It is calling you. Don't neglect the poor thing, take it, and OWN it. have a good sunday fellas.
as per the advice dished out in this magnificent, mind altering thread, i have reached a lvl 10/10 smash from WINE. and let me tell you. The shit and magic coming from a wine smash vs a beer smash, is like the difference between a good and bad shit. My fellow gaffers, i implore you all to chill and take a good and hard look at the bottle of wine you have in you pantry. It is calling you. Don't neglect the poor thing, take it, and OWN it. have a good sunday fellas.
freenudemacusers
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dude, wine + orange juice is off the chain. wimosas. learn it, live it, love it.
any white wine is good with me, the babez seem to prefer the pinot tho
Bam Bam Baklava
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no love for shiraz?
freenudemacusers
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I don't have enough floral prints for a wine like that
I'm not too big on red wine but white wine can be pretty tasty.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I need a controversial point of view to do a presentation on. Anyone got an idea?
freenudemacusers
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men wearing skirts
Bam Bam Baklava
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I was thinking of something like abortion. The big issue stuff.
freenudemacusers
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men wearing skirts is a pretty good one.
Abolishing the minimum wage
please elaborate, I'm all tired from today and watching breaking bad. let me live vicariously pls
no gap
freenudemacusers
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oh man, a presentation on the importance of thigh gaps would be LEGENDARY.
Bam Bam Baklava
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The great gap debate of 2013.
open relationships.
Like, why do they not represent the majority of relationships that function in our society? Is exclusivity and or commitment a by product of our culture? Aside from the prevention of widespread STD's(occurring from lack of protection), what is there to lose from open relationships? Women and men alike both fantasize about the the same and or opposite sex daily. What is the benefit to a monogamous relationship aside from satisfying one's own insecurities?
*please not that i am not pro open relationship and am bias. could never let my woman fuck another dick. that pussies MINE lol
Illithid Dude
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time to drink jack and study for my modernist poetry test
blackface
when you go to a school with 72 kids in your grade, that's just not an option.
blackface
when you go to a school with 72 kids in your grade, that's just not an option.
Bam Bam Baklava
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you guys ever cut ties with a girl like cold turkey? not even tell her anything but just stop contact with her?
freenudemacusers
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could be interesting. I've never thought much about open relationships etc. There seem to be a lot of people out there who are sorta monogamous. Whatever works I guess.
My wife and I were joking about a threesome earlier today haha, and she said she would get jealous of me being with someone else right next to her. I said she could just put a on a show for me with the other woman instead, and her immediate response was
Oh, I think we have different ideas of what a threesome would be
...hold me gaf ;_______;
My wife and I were joking about a threesome earlier today haha, and she said she would get jealous of me being with someone else right next to her. I said she could just put a on a show for me with the other woman instead, and her immediate response was
Oh, I think we have different ideas of what a threesome would be
...hold me gaf ;_______;
Dude holyshit. my woman is considering the idea of a threesome too. With another chick. I am of course turned on by this shit, but if i follow through its like, she will have that card to say "2 dicks and herself" and i just, uh, lol, dont think i can do that hahahaha. Another dick in the picture for me would be a turnoff -_-. But holyshit, seeing her get frisky with anoter hot chick, yes.gif SON.
freenudemacusers
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precisely. I always assume there is a trap, and I am not ready for that trap.
freenudemacusers
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you are definitely not allowed to my threesome mannny. can't handle bbc envy.
freenudemacusers
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I believe BBCs automatically increase in size relative to other dicks in proximity. I have never tested this theory but I assume it is true.
freenudemacusers
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have you spent a lot of time around bbcs zeroray?
edit: also system wars shit has infected nearly every other community thread. let this one remain pure.
edit: also system wars shit has infected nearly every other community thread. let this one remain pure.
freenudemacusers
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research
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