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drunk thread again
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freenudemacusers
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not me
freenudemacusers
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Bam Bam Baklava
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just another manic monday.
Illithid Dude
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im drunk
freenudemacusers
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tell her it's her moral responsibility to prevent you from masturbating
Bam Bam Baklava
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manny sure likes to beat his meat.
Illithid Dude
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god did i really just fuck myself right now. this is why i can't talk to people past 3 am.
It wasn't anything that cool, I somehow ended up running into the same human female I hung out with earlier in the day. Had some drinks, and ended up back at her place. It was the first time I've made it to full pen in awhile, I bust a nut like it was a race. But fuck it, I'll get another swing at it.
All of this was possible thanks to alcohol!
I killed the thread.
Maybe everyone's actually drinking for once.
luckyboyceo
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I know I am.
Explosive diarrhea. Works everytime, assuming you use those terms.
They can't tell you to tough it out (unless they want you potentially shitting all over the floor), and it sounds too ridiculous to be made up. This was always my go-to.
Bam Bam Baklava
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In the interest of not being all negative and upsetting some lurker with my negative vibes I'm gonna throw a real wild card at you guys and tell you some positive stuff. Basically this is shit that happens but I never usually bother to talk about.
Got this chicks number in my class and she's fairly into me but on the other hand she's really not that hot and I guess has a guy she's kind of seeing whose in jail? Too much complication there for me.
I don't know if anybody saw that OT thread about the guy who stared at a chick for 30 seconds but I decided for fun to just give every woman I saw "the look". On my way home I stopped at the grocery store and this milf was walking by so I gave her the look and she's giving the look back. Next thing I know I see her again on the aisle I was on and she's smiling at me so I just said fuck it why not and talked to her. Got her info too but for all I know she's married and has kids (forgot to check ring finger) or something so I'm not too focused on it.
Got this chicks number in my class and she's fairly into me but on the other hand she's really not that hot and I guess has a guy she's kind of seeing whose in jail? Too much complication there for me.
I don't know if anybody saw that OT thread about the guy who stared at a chick for 30 seconds but I decided for fun to just give every woman I saw "the look". On my way home I stopped at the grocery store and this milf was walking by so I gave her the look and she's giving the look back. Next thing I know I see her again on the aisle I was on and she's smiling at me so I just said fuck it why not and talked to her. Got her info too but for all I know she's married and has kids (forgot to check ring finger) or something so I'm not too focused on it.
He offered me $10 so I took the shift lol. 6 pack + couple gallons of gas + extra 4 hours is nice.
nice bro! even if it doesn't turn into much, at least you know you can put in work.
freenudemacusers
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if a woman gave your her digits in a grocery store she probably doesn't have a hubby. she might have kids though. you'd be a stylish dad I think.
Bam Bam Baklava
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only one stylish dad here.
Illithid Dude
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you guys are missing out on some prime gap action on tc right now
Sounds like an awesome Sunday to me. Lots of stuff lined up this weekend, should be better than most.
Bam Bam Baklava
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you're the man.
brianjones
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minus can you introduce me to ariel rebel
luckyboyceo
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Gotdamn this alt girl in the tinychat is a fucking fox she's pushing xkatee status.
freenudemacusers
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acrid is very, very inexpensive. I mean, the things I could do for $10 scared me.
Charles Foster Kane
Rosebud
Love Snuggler's red eyes and background.
Let's get a screenshot. Where's Arab when we need him?
man I sent a curriculum last week thinking nothing of it and I just got a call with a crazy job offer
this is the place: www.zonamerica.com
I have no idea what the position is all I know it required computer and english skillz
fuck im nervous, interview tomorrow 10am
salary is pretty fucking nuts
this is the place: www.zonamerica.com
I have no idea what the position is all I know it required computer and english skillz
fuck im nervous, interview tomorrow 10am
salary is pretty fucking nuts
Living the dota lifestyle unfortunately.
That's straight up Economic Hitmen dude. I wish you the best!
drugstore_cowboy
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Back on the booze tonight, been dry all year (at least I think so) but my mums coming off life support this week to face some questions concerning a missing 40 grand. Whether she did it, stole anywhere near that amount or her boss pulling a scam I dunno.
She certainly never had anything to show for it.
She certainly never had anything to show for it.
When you say life support do you mean you give her money to live with? It sounds like you're going to kill her because of the stolen money.
Illithid Dude
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then i guess you have to post it on here
freenudemacusers
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first, men's hair
next, men's fashion
let us in acrid
next, men's fashion
let us in acrid
drugstore_cowboy
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No she's been in intensive care since collapsing last Monday, had brain surgery last Tuesday.
Me and the missus spent the summer getting her over a lung infection, she was 99% her old self on a Friday, back to work and looking well then went rapidly downhill. Her boss called to collect her books today and claims she's been robbing him.
We are devastated, the only good news was she's responding well today, typically the day we didn't go and see her but I'm worried about where this money shit is going. She leads a simple life, drives a shitty old car, no drink, no gambling, nothing that would lead to debt.
Should be a happy time, good excuse to catch up on drinking though.
Me and the missus spent the summer getting her over a lung infection, she was 99% her old self on a Friday, back to work and looking well then went rapidly downhill. Her boss called to collect her books today and claims she's been robbing him.
We are devastated, the only good news was she's responding well today, typically the day we didn't go and see her but I'm worried about where this money shit is going. She leads a simple life, drives a shitty old car, no drink, no gambling, nothing that would lead to debt.
Should be a happy time, good excuse to catch up on drinking though.
That's rough man, hope it all turns out okay.
Don't you want to look/act/be like MidnITes?
Thoughts are with your mom man, that's a real shit situation. But you already have the positive to look at that she's responding well. I highly doubt the boss was robbed by her, the fact she has been out of commission leads me to believe he may be pinning it on her, but I'm a cynic.
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