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[Bam Bam Baklava]

Gonna do some midnights at midnight tonight if anyone cares.

 

[AcridMeat]

May be up for that, I just set up my streaming capabilities as well. Dark Souls for me.

 

[Illithid Dude]

welp, just got into my first college, columbia college in chicago. 86% acceptance rate. i guess it's nice to know that i have some sort of safety net, but i'm saving the celebrations for when the big gun college acceptance letters come in.

 

[SecretMoblin]

good luck with the other applications

 

[TheKaeptain]

welp, just got into my first college, columbia college in chicago. 86% acceptance rate. i guess it's nice to know that i have some sort of safety net, but i'm saving the celebrations for when the big gun college acceptance letters come in.

What schools did you apply to?

 

[Illithid Dude]

What schools did you apply to?

USC, NYU, Chapman, American, UCLA, Columbia, Drexel, Sarah Lawrence, Pitzer, and Emerson.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Streaming in 2 seconds

 

[Snuggles]

Wow this is too late for a work night lol
Will deal with the cons tomorrow

 

[Snuggles]

Please kill me.

 

[kehs]

 

[Timedog]

I have a weird line on my balsac right between the balls. Like the skin is darker there. Does this mean I had my junk operated on as an infant, leaving a scar, that my parents neglected to tell me about? Or is it normal to have a line of darker skin that bisects the balsac?

Snuggler did you quit smoking?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I think it's normal, but I will need to see a pic to confirm.

keep in mind i'm a ball doctor so I will be completely professional.

 

[Snuggles]

I only smoke when I drink. Which is all the time, but at least I'm not addicted or anything.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/conzpreti/reasons-why-you-need-to-move-to-uruguay-in-2014

whatever. i started that trend.

 

[TheKaeptain]

USC, NYU, Chapman, American, UCLA, Columbia, Drexel, Sarah Lawrence, Pitzer, and Emerson.

Nice. Some of my professors teach at Chapman. It's a good film school.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'm confused man. There's a girl in one of my classes who seems super young but already has a ring on her finger so I just assumed she's engaged or married. But then it seems like she's always flirting with me and seems like she always finds a way to be around me before and during class.

 

[EloquentM]

I'm confused man. There's a girl in one of my classes who seems super young but already has a ring on her finger so I just assumed she's engaged or married. But then it seems like she's always flirting with me and seems like she always finds a way to be around me before and during class.

SHE WANTS THE D

Spoiler

or a friend

 

[J. Bravo]

Yeah just be friends with her bro. Most when a girl is being friendly, it is just that. She just wants to be friends. I wish I learned that a long time ago instead of like in the last year. Plus they usually have at least one hot single friend.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

SHE WANTS THE D

Spoiler

or a friend

It's always a guessing game in the end.

 

[ZeroRay]

She wants a sniff of the forbidden fruit.

 

[ZeroRay]

For Minus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpwGGJYCCJ0

 

[Minus_Me]

I'm not Jewish though?

 

[TheKaeptain]

I'm confused man. There's a girl in one of my classes who seems super young but already has a ring on her finger so I just assumed she's engaged or married. But then it seems like she's always flirting with me and seems like she always finds a way to be around me before and during class.

tell her to add you on fb and see how long it takes for her to msg you. Within 24 hours= wants the dick.

 

[arab]

It's always a guessing game in the end.

WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN

 

[ZeroRay]

I'm not Jewish though?

Fuck.

Spoiler

Thought you were a Kinks fan actually.

WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN

Being on an episode on cheaters.

Might be the best thing ever actually if I could hear Midnight's voice on TV. "Hey man, I thought you two had an agreement."

 

[Minus_Me]

Haha I am. I've been mostly on a Oscar Peterson Trio binge lately though.

 

[Illithid Dude]

I'm confused man. There's a girl in one of my classes who seems super young but already has a ring on her finger so I just assumed she's engaged or married. But then it seems like she's always flirting with me and seems like she always finds a way to be around me before and during class.

Just ask her what the ring is for?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'm not Jewish though?

phew, we have a quota, one per thread.

Might be the best thing ever actually if I could hear Midnight's voice on TV. "Hey man, I thought you two had an agreement."

lmao this killed me

 

[AcridMeat]

Just ask her what the ring is for?

Way too obvious, she wouldn't buy it.

...haha

Kinks rule.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

One does not simply ask what the ring is for.

 

[TheKaeptain]

One simply does not ask what the ring is for.

"So who's the lucky guy?"

Point to the ring.

Wait for answer.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

It was a meme joke. I was already gonna point out how nice it was and go from there.

Give me some credit over here fellas.

 

[freenudemacusers]

1. learn some sleight of hand tricks

2. take it off her finger without her knowing

3. ask where her ring is

4. pull it out of her blouse

5. ??

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

oh shit bro did you go to the david blaine PUA bootcamp also?

 

[Minus_Me]

What kind of carats are we talking about here?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

What kind of carats are we talking about here?

If it's the real deal and not that fake crap we're talking at least 1+ the guy must be loaded.

 

[Minus_Me]

Arranged Marriage.

 

[freenudemacusers]

oh shit bro did you go to the david blaine PUA bootcamp also?

nah it was the criss angel bootcamp

i also attended the avicii dj pua bootcamp last week. will do a short write up on my experience itt. i think it will definitely help my closing game.

 

[AcridMeat]

I've always wondered what a Canadian wedding is like.

 

[Minus_Me]

I've always wondered what a Canadian wedding is like.

Well the bride doesn't wear white because it clashes with the snow.

 

[AcridMeat]

Is it a blue dress then that tradition of something blue is just something white and then lazy brides can claim the snow is white.

That sounds like a cop out.


get it

cause copernicus sucks

 

[Minus_Me]

I barely remember any wedding in its entirety.

 

[freenudemacusers]

are maple leaf motifs heavily featured?

 

[kehs]

acrid

that's all you get

 

[EloquentM]

My head hurts. Should've drank more.

 

[Snuggles]

Great Lakes Christmas Ale is so delicious guys. One positive of living in the midwest this time a year. Y'all are quiet these days.

 

[AcridMeat]

That sounds good Snuggybear, I bought some Accumulation from New Belgium. Not bad but not that good either.

Yup

 

[TheKaeptain]

Got drunk after my final. Waiting for this chick to finish her final so we can smoke out and maybe... YEAH.

 

[Snuggles]

Got drunk after my final. Waiting for this chick to finish her final so we can smoke out and maybe... YEAH.

Pot sex is as good as or better than drunk sex. Both are better than sober sex, obviously.

I should probably get some brofriends. Seems like 90% of the people I hang around these days have vag. I'm gonna start menstruating or something.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Pot sex is as good as or better than drunk sex. Both are better than sober sex, obviously.

I should probably get some brofriends. Seems like 90% of the people I hang around these days have vag. I'm gonna start menstruating or something.

I went to dinner with four really hot chicks.