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DRUM CIRCLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XY2hgtwP5Wk#t=249

 

[Salsa]

my mom bought me tight jeans

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

my mom bought me tight jeans

All the school kids are gonna laugh.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

salsa how are they? have you washed them? have you tried to wear them with a boner yet?

 

[Salsa]

they are pretty much the same levi's I had but they're morris & becker and they dont have holes in them, unlike my levi's

they're okay

they have this weird white stitching in the middle of my dick that draws attention to it

I took a blue sharpie and colored it

 

[Deleted member 22576]

button fly?

 

[kehs]

I was always apprehensive about button fly jeans until I bought pair accidentally. I was worried about how long it would take to undo them in case I have to pee really bad, which happens often, and my kidneys and bladder are pretty much just giant calcium stones with a narrow river bed connecting them all. They open so easily though, one quick swift pull and it's all undone. Sure it takes a little bit more to button them back up, but who cares when you're done? The poor sap next in lime that's dancing in place cause he couldn't calculate his drink to pee time ratio? Pfft, hope you fave fly jeans buddy because I'm taking my god damn time finessing my button fly back to it's natural state.

 

[Snuggles]

Having a big boner showing in tight jeans makes me feel like a man.

 

[kehs]

That's why I like wearing slacks and a nice tucked in dress shirt. Close so many sales by just thrusting my hips out a little.

 

[Salsa]

button fly?

yes

 

[Salsa]

venezuela sends me this pic saying we're this close to seeing each other

but I just KNOW she's talking bout my dick, right

 

[kehs]

That's the roofie she's gonna slip you before taking your kidneys.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

yes

thats savory.i dnt like cumming on face its too primal.

its gonna be really funny when i come to south america. like, your social circl has no idea what their in for.

 

[StalkerUKCG]

ddrunk hahahaaha

 

[Deleted member 22576]

So stalker



whatcha drinkin?

what platform do you prefer?

tell me something weird

 

[StalkerUKCG]

So stalker



whatcha drinkin?

what platform do you prefer?

tell me something weird

eberything

xbox for halo n controller

i have a ankle fetish ithink

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Ok, so if everything in your life was accounted for and you found yourself with free time to play any game what would it be?



Id play the ps2 dragon quest.
I never discovered DQ until the DS releases and the ps2 version is just so beautiful.

 

[StalkerUKCG]

Ok, so if everything in your life was accounted for and you found yourself with free time to play any game what would it be?



Id play the ps2 dragon quest.
I never discovered DQ until the DS releases and the ps2 version is just so beautiful.

Mass effect A

 

[Moertel]

i have a ankle fetish ithink

You're weird.

Ok, so if everything in your life was accounted for and you found yourself with free time to play any game what would it be?

That's a pretty cool question.

Either Final Fantasy 13, Minecraft or L.A. Noire. I could probably take years just walking around that beautiful city in the sunlight, admiring the 1940s structures and listening to stupid NPC dialogues while wearing a fesh suit.

Or I'll just fuck some some weird wolves in the Dalmasca desert. I'm not sure. It's been so long...

 

[Salsa]

seriously tho what is that

should I return it, I find it distracting

 

[AcridMeat]

You finally became a woman my dear salsa.

 

[kehs]

I just ate like a pint container of corn.

 

[Snuggles]

I just ate like a pint container of corn.

You're gonna poop a full cob.

 

[kehs]

I always freak out when I eat alot of corn.

 

[Salsa]

you guys arent helping with my pants issue

no flash:

dat crotch

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

if i block someone on FB can i unblock them in the future lol

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

if i block someone on FB can i unblock them in the future lol

yes

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Just made an egg nog and fireball mix

gotta be careful with it tho

and good thing there isn't anyone i wanna or can text :\

 

[SolKane]

I bought myself Sam Adams Winter Wonderland pack. I am at the Juniper ale right now, I do not care for it.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Just made an egg nog and fireball mix

gotta be careful with it tho

and good thing there isn't anyone i wanna or can text :\

is it that good??



i got someone a bottle of Fireball for Xmas

this is one drunk family... where we put the presents theirs a few bottles lol

 

[smokeandmirrors]

i'm enjoying the hell out of it. adds a nice cinnamoney taste to the egg nog.

maybe i'm just feeling festive as fuck right now.

also just took great pleasure in destroying assyria in civ v. fucker deserved it.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Eggnog is so gross man

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

iv heard that from some people but i still need to try it myself

 

[luckyboyceo]

you guys arent helping with my pants issue

no flash:

dat crotch

It's just shitty construction. It would probably warrant a refund but you definitely get what you pay for with denim.

 

[Salsa]

It's just shitty construction. It would probably warrant a refund but you definitely get what you pay for with denim.

they were cheap, im tired and the store is far

aaaaagh

im guessing most people wont notice

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Should get Dior denim next time.

 

[Salsa]

I mean, these are somewhat expensive levis:

its not like im a jeans caretaker



I just think I made it worse with the blue sharpie. drunk decisions

 

[smokeandmirrors]

I just think I made it worse with the blue sharpie. drunk decisions

best decisions

 

[kehs]

jtwotwjotwjotwjo

 

[Salsa]

waifu

 

[Salsa]

seriously tho how do people look like that at 30 and after a kid

im gonna steal her life force

 

[Minus_Me]

I need to steal some life force. Damn I drank way too much baileys.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

same. i noticed my hairline receding a little bit

 

[Salsa]

same. i noticed my hairline receding a little bit

fuck u

 

[smokeandmirrors]

why u gotta be mean

 

[Salsa]

im bald

man up

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

will be 30 in February.. im gray as fuck already lol

 

[smokeandmirrors]

im bald

man up

sorry for your loss

id look awful bald tho

will be 30 in February.. im gray as fuck already lol

this semester grayed me a bit

fuck genetics i havent even turned 22 yet

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

this semester grayed me a bit

fuck genetics i havent even turned 22 yet

iv been going gray since high school...

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I got hair, not a single gray and I still look old as a mug.

Get on my level.