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drunk thread again

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I'm scouting potential bar targets through facebook bar page. But it's really fucking hard to memorize their faces when your drunk. Guys this really is harder than it sounds like.
 
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I'm scouting potential bar targets through facebook bar page. But it's really fucking hard to memorize their faces when your drunk. Guys this really is harder than it sounds like.

Borrow copernicus's google glass and make a G+ photoalbum with their pictures labeled and throw it up and then just scroll through it while you're hanging out.
 

Timedog

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Do you guys ever think about how awesome anime is?

Note: "anime" means japanese animation, also known as Japanimation.
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NPwuTaP_SE



Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow



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ZeroRay

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I could go to places but fuck that.

I can watch fireworks from my balcony. All I have to do now is call an escort and I'm set.
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
Drinking a tin of fosters, bout to head out and get lit. Pray for me. I only brought fifty dollars with me just to be safe.
 
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i believe the world would be a better place if at 6pm everday we just danced and lived theteenage dream
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l11gdv6Tztg

snuggler i love you im gonna call you later ok so its six here its 9 there im gonna call you here at 11 you time so thats lke 8 me time


every fuck jam concieved by our pitifully unimaginitve race is encapsulated and proppelled forwared like a rock by teenage dream remixes
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
Ir woodland ulti they be to KFC proclaimed sd joyfully Zu
For sure.

In front by all these people dancin and I'm just standin here not giving a fuck. I'm not drunk enough yet to get down to shitty jam music lol.

Pretty sure someone farted on the dance floor.
 

Sub_Level

wants to fuck an Asian grill.
I literally do g know wHgr wHgr gappen I in g4

How do you even mange to fuck up that badly typing drunk.

Not only can you preview posts, you can even edit them after the fact. Even drunk one should strive to post with eloquence. It is imperative to fostering a community with discourse yeah me too man
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
Drunk phone texting is no joke if you have autocorrect off (fuck autocorrect)z

Happy new years, not that I give a shit.

This girl I used to crush on works at my fave bar now. She's so beaut.

Can't find my GF think she got snatched up. Finally getting a decent buzz started.
 

-PXG-

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I drank about 2/3 of a bottle of Moet just now. My GF is pissed. That's on top of two huge ass rum n cokes. Whatever bitch, I'm celebrating. Some of us DON'T work tomorrow. HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Oh and two ice cream sammiches. Them shits. THEM SHITS. Gah dayum. So good. Dat blue bunny knows his thang.
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
Not sure if I really spent all dat money or if I accidentally dropped shit or tipped the barkeep like twenty bucks.
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
Basically buried in people I'd never want to talk to. Lost my peeps. Need at least a couple more beers before shit shuts down in an hour.
 
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Bryce fallacy Howard do you take the weirdo keep to be your lawfully wedded husband?

I do

Jtwo do you take Bruce Dallas Howard to be your lawfully wedded wife?

I do


Boogies are you big and perked
We are
 
OOOH BABY
I FEEL RIGHT
THE MUSIC SOUNDS BETTER WITH YOU
LOVE MIGHT
BRING US BACK TOGETHER
I FEEL SO GOOD
I FEEL RIGHT
THE MUSIC SOUNDS BETTER WITH YOU
LOVE MIGHT
BRING US BACK TOGETHER
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
I guess the bars were open all the way to four tonight but we peaced out. Probably for the best but the cute girl I used to like was bringing me a beer and I feel bad for disappearing.
 
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it selven tewnetnh nad gim going to get shihthough
 
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No no, I'm going to a bar with this guy. I've known him since we were wee and its funny because the level of intelligence will be mariah when i come and close youll come in and take me
 
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this piece of shit isnt even here yet i was all lke oke ill let you buy me drink but i need bed and hes like yeah im like katy perry and hes like asap and now im back whre i started but i have newfound respect for scary spices authority


i hate guyfriends.
 
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