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[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'm starting to reach a point where I don't know what age girls I should even be interested in. I'll be hitting 24 this year I think below 20 is too young. But then at the same time all these girls that are 22+ already graduated college and got careers why the fuck would they be interested in a clown whose still in school.

Makes you wonder man.

 

[Surface of Me]

Nah Style, I aint never gonna let up on young pussy, it's legal for a reason.

 

[ScrubJay]

Drank about half a bottle of Kraken tonight. Stressed out after a week of shitty work. Goddam they need to promote me already but I think I',m fuckin this up.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I guess that's where you and I differ surface.

 

[Surface of Me]

I mean granted I'm still only 21 now, but I dont see my opinion changing.

Rum is yum.

 

[coldvein]

the ever present temptation of young pussy.

god damnit.

 

[freenudemacusers]

the ever present temptation of young pussy.

god damnit.

yooooooo

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

At 21 you don't really have much room but at 23 and 24 it's getting to that point where 18-19 is a long way off.

 

[WyndhamPrice]

I got into some 151 proof Black Seal rum tonight and watched Dallas Buyers Club. It's a great fucking movie.

How's drunk GAF tonight? I'm not usually in here but it just felt right posting tonight.

I'm starting to reach a point where I don't know what age girls I should even be interested in. I'll be hitting 24 this year I think below 20 is too young. But then at the same time all these girls that are 22+ already graduated college and got careers why the fuck would they be interested in a clown whose still in school.

Makes you wonder man.

You're being stupid.

I'm 24 and my girlfriend is 21. We were 23 and 20 when we met. The older you get the less of a big deal age is. The only hindrance I can think of (and encountered) is the inability for the other person to go out to bars, and thus getting in the way of social activities. However, if you're in an area/social group that has a lot of house party shenanigans going on this isn't actually a huge deal.

 

[commedieu]

Heheheh

 

[J. Bravo]

-26F with wind chill tonight, lovely enough to grill with my sandles.

yeah this weekend its going to be -38 apparently windchill. I'm kind of scared.

 

[Kisaya]

 

[freenudemacusers]

where's the stick

 

[Minus_Me]

You three look amazing! Feel like grabbing a flight and going to NYC now.

 

[WyndhamPrice]

Wait who's in NYC because that's like spitting distance of me and I desperately crave new social interactions

 

[freenudemacusers]

Wait who's in NYC because that's like spitting distance of me and I desperately crave new social interactions

eggman, kisaya, horse detective

and some other gaf dudes too but they aren't important right now

 

[Minus_Me]

Mac you're in the army right? Can you spot me some Stinger missiles?

 

[freenudemacusers]

my wife is in the air force, and i don't think so

have you tried ebay?

 

[Minus_Me]

I tried kijiji but to no avail, I wanted to go hunting and a .22 won't cut it.

 

[ZeroRay]

Just chase your prey to exhaustion and spear it.

Make your ancestors proud.

 

[WyndhamPrice]

eggman, kisaya, horse detective

and some other gaf dudes too but they aren't important right now

I feel as though I am hurling towards some clandestine real life GAF encounter

Only time will tell

 

[Minus_Me]

Just chase your prey to exhaustion and spear it.

Make your ancestors proud.

GOing to be in South Africa at some point, so I may try this. There was a joke going around the office that they were sending me to Liberia. That would have been interesting honestly.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I tried kijiji but to no avail, I wanted to go hunting and a .22 won't cut it.

maybe backpage?

 

[SecretMoblin]

I feel as though I am hurling towards some clandestine real life GAF encounter

Only time will tell

just take kisaya out for cheesecake

I hear she likes that ;b

 

[Minus_Me]

maybe backpage?

Thanks for the heads up.

just take kisaya out for cheesecake

I hear she likes that ;b

Shisha also.

 

[ZeroRay]

I'd gladly hack up what's left of my lungs to shish with kisaya...or at least eggman one on one just to hear what fucked up shit he says. <3

GOing to be in South Africa at some point, so I may try this. There was a joke going around the office that they were sending me to Liberia. That would have been interesting honestly.

Ha! Would to hear a story of you pitching whatever you sell to one of those ex-generals.

 

[Kisaya]

just take kisaya out for cheesecake

I hear she likes that ;b

ssshhhh...

Shisha also.

yes

 

[TheKaeptain]

the ever present temptation of young pussy.

god damnit.

dude...


There is this 20 year old always trying to get the D.

 

[WyndhamPrice]

just take kisaya out for cheesecake

I hear she likes that ;b

Pish, posh

I'm just tryin' to make that indie movie connection where it happens but I don't totally know the impact of it until well after the fact.

 

[Illithid Dude]

I'm starting to reach a point where I don't know what age girls I should even be interested in. I'll be hitting 24 this year I think below 20 is too young. But then at the same time all these girls that are 22+ already graduated college and got careers why the fuck would they be interested in a clown whose still in school.

Makes you wonder man.

as long as you don't get arrested

Why thefuck do you need shearling in 70f. Its 5 degrees here. I need it more

and i was still cold

 

[TheKaeptain]

People don't understand. In LA it was 90 one day and 60 the next. That kind of shift is horrible.

 

[Atramental]

ugh...

saw this picture today and I realized that I am the capybara and my current job(s) is that big reptile.

ever looming... just waiting to devour me whole...

edit: I don't know what I'm saying

 

[freenudemacusers]

illithid where are my pics

 

[Minus_Me]

People don't understand. In LA it was 90 one day and 60 the next. That kind of shift is horrible.

It's fucking -20F here, don't complain!

 

[blame space]

is that eggman

 

[freenudemacusers]

i believe that is a capybara

 

[blame space]

that's a photoshop capybaras aren't that big.

 

[TheKaeptain]

It's fucking -20F here, don't complain!

I wouldn't mind that. I can wear really nice jackets.

 

[freenudemacusers]

that's a photoshop capybaras aren't that big.

some capybaras are bigger than others
some capybara's mothers are bigger than other capybara's mothers

 

[ZeroRay]

o snap

 

[Horse Detective]

Well at least no one said fuck Horse Detective.

Will check for some in the morning.

 

[blame space]

horse detective SUCKS

 

[freenudemacusers]

yo fuck horse detective

real talk

 

[coldvein]

some capybaras are bigger than others
some capybara's mothers are bigger than other capybara's mothers

ahhhhahahaha'
'
i just read that the recent first publishing of morrisseys autobiography was done by penguin classic.s
that shit is obviously an instant classic.

 

[arab]

yo fuck horse detective

real talk

FUCK THAT GUY

mac you looks like lou reeds

 

[Rubbish King]

Horse detective is a pretty swell guy, when I come over in 2015 to your terrible continent I plan to seduce and steal him


I think I might finish off my other bottle of JD and then have a few beers

 

[Deleted member 22576]

How do you guys do your grocery shopping?
I'm making a list right now and pure dreading going to the store. I usually make a list and organize it by the floorplan of safeway. (seriously) Produce is always left and beer/bread is already far right. The middle section of the store can vary from time to time, but thats where all the bullshit stuff you don't want anyway is. I spend usually like 40 minutes going through stuff and planning my shopping experience and then i try to execute in less than 20 minutes because I feel like being in grocery store is as horrifying as being dosed with acid while you have a proper 1980s hangover.

*edit*
I just drew a really beautiful sine wave on my shopping list and its giving me emotional strength.

 

[Rubbish King]

mac, I see you like fashion


I have one of these hats like this fellow here

I wear it at a jaunty angle and I enjoy it


is it too fedora like or can I get away with not having to be euphoric and friend-zoned

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Unless you work as a caddy or a cabby don't wear that hat

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'm just really into this sine wave right now.