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[ZeroRay]

Acrid looks too good to be posting here imho.

 

[AcridMeat]

What stories do you guys have that deal with extreme drunken behaviour? When I was around 20, we went to Venice and after drinking a tonnnn of Martini Bianco's and Spritz, I left and headed back to the apartment and yes fell into the canal. I was saved by a bystander and had to pay the cops off to not tell my parents. Quite the adventure lol.

I've got the infamous PAX night out with a couple folks from here a couple years ago. Actually most of my worst moments had gaf members present. This site really is the worst influence.

Also you guys are crazy.

 

[Snuggles]

I couldn't even begin to recall all of the times I got Code Red wasted. It's pretty much impossible. I usually maintain some semblence of control and max out at Code Orange these days, but in my younger years I was all about getting blasted into the stratosphere. I probably could have died on a couple occasions, but I'm still here so whatever.

 

[arab]

i am still drunk so i think i reached code red

 

[Snuggles]

Nah Code Red for me is like waking up at 5am to find yourself laying facedown, shirtless in your neighboor's backyard with no idea how you got there. You were probably Orange at best.

 

[AcridMeat]

I just crawled out of bed I thought code red first meant you somehow had a mountain dew ovredose.

 

[arab]

i jammed more tonight until 5 am then had a nightcap and slept on a couch. i threw my pillow at a tv. i'm at least code burgundy

 

[RiverBed]

soooooooo drunk
and it's 3:21 pm...
I need help...

 

[Minus_Me]

There's a ton of resources out there, but there's nothing wrong with drinking in the afternoon unless you personally feel it is a negative.

 

[arab]

i'm kinda glad I was dirtpoor and couldn't travel much in my early 20s. I'd have children all over the country otherwise.

edit ok this did not need to be on the top of the page

you fifty post per page plebe

 

[freenudemacusers]

fuck arab

real talk

 

[Minus_Me]

hey Mac, yay or nay?

http://www.holtrenfrew.com/shop/fr/holt/men/men-winter-accents/scarf-4606-09223-1140-411

 

[TheKaeptain]

I'm waiting for that knock on my door in the future. The one with a German or French person introducing themselves as my child.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

hey Mac, yay or nay?

http://www.holtrenfrew.com/shop/fr/holt/men/men-winter-accents/scarf-4606-09223-1140-411

Those colors look like some little orphan annie nightmare.

 

[Snuggles]

you fifty post per page plebe

Please don't taint drunk thread with this idiocy.

 

[Minus_Me]

Those colors look like some little orphan annie nightmare.

Damn, that is scatting.

 

[Illithid Dude]

i once got really drunk and woke up in my sisters bed

true story

 

[freenudemacusers]

i once got really drunk and woke up in my sisters bed

true story

pics of sister?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Seems like every guy in this thread has a sister.

 

[TheKaeptain]

pics of sister?

.

 

[AcridMeat]

The only sister that matters is Minus'

Spoiler

and luckyboy's

Anyone see manny? I think he's moved on from us.

 

[Illithid Dude]

Seems like every guy in this thread has a sister.

i have two. 16 each. twins. not a fun combination.

 

[kehs]

.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I have 4 sisters they are all in their 40's.

 

[Snuggles]

.

Good to see you Copernicus. I keep thinking the other one is you then I get disappointed (no offense).

 

[J. Bravo]

i have two. 16 each. twins. not a fun combination.

16 is legal. tell them to hit me up.

Spoiler

jk, of course.

 

[Snuggles]

16 is legal. tell them to hit me up.

Spoiler

jk, of course.

Both twins together are 32 which is totally okay

 

[ZeroRay]

Two JAPs?

Tell them to hit me up in 2 years bro.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Here I am thinking under 20 is too young for me.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i have two. 16 each. twins. not a fun combination.

pics of sister(s) in two years?

 

[TheKaeptain]

Here I am thinking under 20 is too young for me.

pssh. If it is just sex, 20 is just fine. I'm 31 and bone 20 years old chicks. I'm setting up one right now for a fun night next week when I get back to home to LA... wait I think she is turning 21 on Tuesday. Anyways, point still stands.

 

[Minus_Me]

I can't even stand to talk to 20 year old girls, let alone imagine having sex with them.

I wish I had a twin sister.

 

[J. Bravo]

Here I am thinking under 20 is too young for me.

lol. i'm 22 talking to an 18 year old right now. she's crazy in bed. i'm just in it for the sex. at the same time talking to a 23 year old who's really cool and got a lot going for her, and is also damn sexy. she's the one i want to lock down.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I can't even stand to talk to 20 year old girls, let alone imagine having sex with them.

I wish I had a twin sister.

You have sex with them like you would any other chick.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I think I only attract older women. I can't remember the last time a girl under 21 had interest in me.

The hell are you guys doing over there?

 

[Minus_Me]

I just can't imagine being compatible with them, I'm probably wrong though.

 

[freenudemacusers]

You have sex with them like you would any other chick.

with lots of money and crying?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Young chicks don't have the superior sexual experience and know how.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I think I only attract older women. I can't remember the last time a girl under 21 had interest in me.

The hell are you guys doing over there?

Too be fair I haven't slept with anyone my age in like a year. They are either 5 years younger than me or a lot older.

 

[ZeroRay]

True story, never fucked a chick younger than me.

That's about to change though.

 

[freenudemacusers]

True story, never fucked a chick younger than me.

That's about to change though.

kaepernickehs isn't a girl tho

 

[Minus_Me]

I'm having a vodka cranberry, rather enjoy it with ice only.

 

[Snuggles]

Young chicks don't have the superior sexual experience and know how.

Experience is overrated. They got the tools I need to work with either way.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Young chicks don't have the superior sexual experience and know how.

The funny thing is you say this without even thinking about your thread on older men being more attractive.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

The funny thing is you say this without even thinking about your thread on older men being more attractive.

That thread was just about looks.

 

[ZeroRay]

kaepernickehs isn't a girl tho

Not until I'm done with her.

 

[Minus_Me]

Russian Standard vodka is pretty amazing.

I'm up to three chicks now total. One nights stands honestly blow.

 

[TheKaeptain]

That thread was just about looks.

Women don't look at men like men look at women.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Women don't look at men like men look at women.

I think that's true but you would also be surprised at how similar people are.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I think that's true but you would also be surprised at how similar people are.

Most of the people I go out with are women. I was raised in a house full of women. We are nothing like them. Believe me. There are times I am out with my friends and question their taste.