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[Bam Bam Baklava]

Most of the people I go out with are women. I was raised in a house full of women. We are nothing like them. Believe me. There are times I am out with my friends and question their taste.

Women I've been around were always swooning over sexy guys. Getting posters of them, going to watch movies with sexy lead actors, obsessing over the hottest guy in their class, school, etc. So many moments where looks were the topic of conversation.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Forget this conversation I just found out an ex lover is finally doing good porn instead of just sticking to girl on girl

 

[freenudemacusers]

Forget this conversation I just found out an lover is finally doing good porn instead of just sticking to girl on girl.

... pics of all of this

 

[Minus_Me]

I should go find a hooker and fall in love with her and climb up her fire escape with white roses and live happily ever after.

 

[AcridMeat]

I can't even stand to talk to 20 year old girls, let alone imagine having sex with them.

I wish I had a twin sister.

Me too.

I should go find a hooker and fall in love with her and climb up her fire escape with white roses and live happily ever after.

Jtwo is that you?

 

[Surface of Me]

I love having a flask. Certainly one of the most useful gifts I've ever received.

 

[Illithid Dude]

pics of sister(s) in two years?

only for you bb

also, sushi plebs in ot

also, i just drank a loooooot of kraken. gonna be drunk in 5....4....3....2...

Forget this conversation I just found out an ex lover is finally doing good porn instead of just sticking to girl on girl

you best be sending some pms reaaalll soon

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Drop a stage name over here.

 

[Gvaz]

i have two. 16 each. twins. not a fun combination.

is that how much they cost?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

this is the new way to tie your shoes dont wanna catch any of yall rocking anythang but
http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/secureknot.htm

 

[arab]

this bitch is mad at me cause she only talks to me when she wants bud and i told her to fuck off

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Playing Knack all day.

 

[ZeroRay]

Playing Knack all day.

I'm so sorry.

 

[Minus_Me]

Pear Grey Goose is pretty good for a flavoured vodka, could be worse.

 

[Minus_Me]

Man gaming side is not for me at all.

 

[Minus_Me]

Edit: I'm a little drunk excuse me for triple post.

 

[mantidor]

I'm going to post just to avoid you from quadrupling post, because that is embarrasing.

I do have a drinking problem, but that is besides anything.

 

[Dash_]

Hey drunk gaf. A wined up plebeian signing in.

 

[Minus_Me]

I'll be the first to welcome you to our corner!

 

[AcridMeat]

macuser I'll get the blazer back next Monday. Also how mad would you be with me if I made this my RPJ avatar?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

macuser I'll get the blazer back next Monday. Also how mad would you be with me if I made this my RPJ avatar?

Looks like he's getting a bj.

 

[jdouglas]

Looks like he's getting a bj.

I hear they are empowering on the giving side. "Greatest feeling in the world" I've heard.

 

[AcridMeat]

There's a bunch of beer and cider in the fridge now. Having a crispin why aren't you streaming midnights

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Was setting up my sound system. I'll be on in an hour if anyone would grace me with their viewership.

 

[Minus_Me]

That pic of Mac is tantalizing.

 

[freenudemacusers]

macuser I'll get the blazer back next Monday. Also how mad would you be with me if I made this my RPJ avatar?

np, ill just use acridinthegrass.jpg for mine

Unrelated it Ive gone through about 20 various cologne samples in the lst month. Will get a couple of Hermes in the mail soon. Will decide then.

 

[AcridMeat]

Mac I give you permission for that. How about tomorrow for that online date bb?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Ha I don't know where it is. I just have deep sexual memories of that photo.

 

[AcridMeat]

It's in the previous drunk thread around page 148 or so.

Yes I've looked it up before. Multiple times. Going in midnights business now to check in on our drunken stream lord.

 

[Surface of Me]

Was setting up my sound system. I'll be on in an hour if anyone would grace me with their viewership.

whatcha streamin?

 

[kehs]

Not even seven days.

Fuck.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

midnights at midnight

 

[Suburban_Nooblet]

What are you guys doing? I scooped up a 40 of O.E....... You know, cause... It's Tuesday.

 

[Snuggles]

I'm biding my time at work, but I will be joining you later I think. I really would love to go out for a drink but it's probably too cold for that. Like, I'll literally die if I try to go outside. I might have to stay safe indoors and just chug beers all night.

This is so hype, fuck: http://mrcarmack.bandcamp.com/album/dimebag-2

 

[Suburban_Nooblet]

I'm biding my time at work, but I will be joining you later I think. I really would love to go out for a drink but it's probably too cold for that. Like, I'll literally die if I try to go outside. I might have to stay safe indoors and just chug beers all night.

This is so hype, fuck: http://mrcarmack.bandcamp.com/album/dimebag-2

Did not expect that song to be so cool. Thanks for the link. Yeah its record breaking cold here. I went out earlier to grab some shit to make some ingredients for chicken salad for the wife and I later but that is my only trip for the day. (unless I finish this 40 and walk across the street to the bar for another drink).

 

[AcridMeat]

This is so hype, fuck: http://mrcarmack.bandcamp.com/album/dimebag-2

This is how I'm getting hype right now.

 

[Suburban_Nooblet]

This is how I'm getting hype right now.

Wow, I haven't rocked Skinny Puppy in a long time. Legendary.

 

[coldvein]

np, ill just use acridinthegrass.jpg for mine
.

ayoooooooooo

i got so fucking hammed last night my dudes. jesus. got home late. my girlfriend wants to talk about "it" when she gets off work tonight. i cant fucking wait. i feel like this right now:

 

[Minus_Me]

This is how I'm getting hype right now.

Saw the lp of that in the store I frequent, should have bought it. Great track.

 

[Snuggles]

ayoooooooooo

i got so fucking hammed last night my dudes. jesus. got home late. my girlfriend wants to talk about "it" when she gets off work tonight. i cant fucking wait. i feel like this right now:

http://s389.photobucket.com/user/veinup/media/tropic.jpg.html

Oh man. From now on I think I'm gonna hit the eject button anytime "talks" become a thing in future relationships. Fuck all that.

 

[coldvein]

Oh man. From now on I think I'm gonna hit the eject button anytime "talks" become a thing in future relationships. Fuck all that.

yeah, it sucks. to be fair, i came home with my upper lip all swollen and bloody, i was angry. got in a fight with some young punk wearing a patagonia fleece with pine trees printed on it. she'll probably just be like "i love you, i wish you'd take better care of yourself, etc"

 

[coldvein]

i think SmokyDave is probably the #1 best all time poster on gaf. timedog, the ninja turtle, eggman, me, all those shitheads, they got nothing on SmokyDave.

 

[freenudemacusers]

wow not even a nomination


fuck coldvein

real talk

 

[coldvein]

mac you know i thought about putting you on that list, but that list is really comprised of people who i think are bloated overrated gaf personas, caricatures of some stupid shit god knows what, god knows what they do with their time and their lives to have forged such personas, etc, you are not that my man. you are the real deal. you are up there in my esteemed opinion.

 

[Minus_Me]

Guys, Fried Goat cheese balls with warm honey on them. I mean guys, holy shit.

 

[coldvein]

aint nobody got time for that

 

[AcridMeat]

that pizza looks like some fried goat cheese i'm just saying vein it's not that far fetched

SmokyDave has always been one of the best. We'd be honored if he graced our presence here more often.

 

[kehs]

Just #5'ed my hair, got a bottle of jameson on my desk, had some nuggets, have about five hours of work left, enjoying the cold weather, blasting music, drowning out my problems, I feel great tonight.

 

[Kwixotik]

My dad doesn't know what Paradise Lost is

 

[Snuggles]

My dad doesn't know what Paradise Lost is

What's Paradise Lost