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drunk thread again

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ZeroRay

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I want to know Kaeptains age assumptions about everyone in here now.

For all you Miami peeps, challenge me and Copernicus at pool. We'll clean you out.
 
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freenudemacusers

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I assume everyone is 18, slim, shaved, with a tight but abnormally pliable sphincter.
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edit: stylefox peep this lalique hommage a l'homme stuff.
 
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TheKaeptain

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luckyboyceo said:
This past September. It was brutal.

All sweat aside, thinking about it definitely makes me wish I was back in Los Angeles. I've had nothing but fun times in that city.
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Downtown is the best. So many cool places to drink. I also found out recently there are jazz bars scattered down there if you know where to look. God, I can't wait to get home on Weds.
 
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ScrubJay

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Watchin Breakin Bad makes me wish I was 19 again. Grew up in Hank Schraders neighborhood and went to school in Heisenbergs hood.Damn this series is so good but it makes me homesick as hell.
 
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ScrubJay

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i don't have to be at work until 4:30 tomorrow yaryyyyyyy.

Unfortunately, I just realized most women my age are wanting grandchildren more than children :( :sad: :sad:

Oh well, I can get through this.
 
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KingK

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Ok, this was my first weekend back at Bloomington IN, at Indiana University. Went out to the bars to watch the Colts/Pats game and stayed out afterwards. One girl of our group of friends was clearly into me and wanted me to go home with her to have sex, but I'm really not into her. I danced with her and let her pay for 4 shots and the cab home, though I just came home and smoked a bowl and turned on Toonami. I feel kinda guilty because she's texting me now asking me to come over and cuddle (we live in the same appt. complex).

Is this hwo attractive girls feel like every night they go out?
 
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KingK

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SecretMoblin said:
15th bday in 3 days



holla
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damn, and I thought I was young compared to most people on here at 21. First time I got smashed was at my friend's 16th when I was 15. Enjoy your high school years while you can. It's all downhill from there lol.

Style Fox said:
Wow man you used her like that?
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She's tried to sleep with me once before when we were both drunk. I'm a virgin and everyone in our "group" knows it, but I'm really, really not attracted to her. She's nice enough, but there's just no attraction on my part. She did kiss me tonight though.
 
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Illithid Dude

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KingK said:
damn, and I thought I was young compared to most people on here at 21. First time I got smashed was at my friend's 16th when I was 15. Enjoy your high school years while you can. It's all downhill from there lol.
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heh


anyways, was at a party but couldn't tell if a girl was hot or if I was drunk. Decided not to slay.

also, downtown is the best part of l.a.
 
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AcridMeat

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just get it the fuck over with
dont listen to that if you want a memorable first time

by the way the joke is moblin is older than anyone here.
 
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KingK

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AcridMeat said:
just get it the fuck over with
dont listen to that if you want a memorable first time

by the way the joke is moblin is older than anyone here.
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I kinda want a memorable first time. But also I have a $100 bet with one of my best friends back home hahaha. He said I would get desperate enough that I would loose my virginity to this girl, and I bet him $100 that I wouldn't get to that point. Sad part is I'm probably like 3 drinks away from doing it. But fuck it, I plan on going into this semester with a better attitude and hopefully I get a date in the first couple weeks with a girl I actually like.
 
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Bam Bam Baklava

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Isn't the first time memorable by virtue of it being your first time. Unless you're so loaded you forget. Who cares anyways.

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edit: oh wait there's money involved fuck that bro hold out. stay a delicate virgin flower until the winning girl comes along that way you get paid to get laid.
 
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When people using their actual face as an avatar talk about bodily stuff like masturbation and porn it makes me want to sign out of GAF and never come back. Now I actually associate a face with some guy saying "I love masturbating for an hour plus." I'm gonna fucking puke over here.
 
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freenudemacusers

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I feel that sometimes people just make really gross threads in january to bait awkward avatar-post situations.

maybe i'll make a 'most disgusting thing you've ever done' thread and see the responses.
 
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Gvaz

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KingK said:
I kinda want a memorable first time. But also I have a $100 bet with one of my best friends back home hahaha. He said I would get desperate enough that I would loose my virginity to this girl, and I bet him $100 that I wouldn't get to that point. Sad part is I'm probably like 3 drinks away from doing it. But fuck it, I plan on going into this semester with a better attitude and hopefully I get a date in the first couple weeks with a girl I actually like.
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first time doesn't matter

i literally don't remember my first time

and you'll be terrible your first time anyways
 
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Deleted member 22576

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My goal for this year is try and organize a videogame night at the local pub. Just like weird multiplayer stuff. It would probably make neogaf explode with it's hipness.
 
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