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[Deleted member 22576]

Have you guys seen enlightened with lady dern in it?

 

[kehs]

do you guys want to do like a drunk thread all the way AMA?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

lol try me

 

[Deleted member 22576]

The strawberries eat a fat banana lunch while throwing shade towards the wheat whomis hoping for absolution for his hatred of the banana, neither are aware of the social dynamic until the guave rolls through. suddenly its 2020 and everyone who chose velocity over heat is remembered as pixels in a forgettn vid.

okok

 

[kehs]

do you like apples?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

choose your own adventure between a liquid filled sack and a skin oil stained screen exalting your inadequacies

 

[Deleted member 22576]

choose wisely

 

[Nuklear]

So drunk, be gentle Neogaf. lol

 

[Snuggles]

hi snuggs

Hey babe.

I want the screen.

 

[kehs]

pg or nc?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

ha only someone as small as you would bow down to the mpaa

isnt this art your life, cop?

 

[AcridMeat]

I DRANK THE BEERS IN MY FRIDGE AND I FEEL GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

 

[brianjones]

yo you guys tipsy?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I prefer the term paralyzed

 

[XT Vengeance]

Mother of god.

That looks delicious.

 

[kehs]

ha only someone as small as you would bow down to the mpaa

isnt this art your life, cop?

woa woa woa

i wasnt bowing down, i just need a reference point

 

[Snuggles]

It's late but I'm drinking some beers and watching some Law and Order SVU with my female companion. This shit is hilarious. For some reason I feel super awake and alert, barely buzzed even though I'm several beers in. Maybe it's the setting.

 

[kehs]

This AMA is going to shit.

 

[Illithid Dude]

kind of a weird night, drank a lot, but couldn't get drunk, went to a party in bel air that got shut down right when i got there, and kept seeing this kennedy kid (yes, that kennedy) throughout the night.

had a good hotdog though

and now i'm here

 

[MagicWithEarvin]

kind of a weird night, drank a lot, but couldn't get drunk, went to a party in bel air that got shut down right when i got there, and kept seeing this kennedy kid (yes, that kennedy) throughout the night.

had a good hotdog though

and now i'm here

so are you drunk

 

[kehs]

kind of a weird night, drank a lot, but couldn't get drunk, went to a party in bel air that got shut down right when i got there, and kept seeing this kennedy kid (yes, that kennedy) throughout the night.

had a good hotdog though

and now i'm here

(As I posted this I realized that illith might be too young to get this reference)

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Seems like whenever someone here is asked to go to a bel air party things just don't go right.

ill knows what I'm talking about.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Aw I'm sorry Copernicus.

 

[kehs]

don't sweat it, i am small





except in the cock area, maglite status


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For the first time in my life, I'm jealous about people walking around with kids.

 

[coldvein]

Capitol Ciders is cool as fuck but it's slammed during the weekends and I mean SLAMMED. They only ever have like two bartenders working too. Kind of bogus.

last night me and one of my hottie females co workers were talkin about it, she asked me if i wanted to go there with her sometime. :\

 

[Snuggles]

last night me and one of my hottie females co workers were talkin about it, she asked me if i wanted to go there with her sometime. :

Just fuck her and get it over with.

 

[freenudemacusers]

For the first time in my life, I'm jealous about people walking around with kids.

walking around with my kid on my shoulders in seattle was eye-opening; lots of smiles from college-age bohemian qts and high-wage earning milf-cougars. I think it causes uterus feels in some women which for a split second are improperly transmitted as sexy feels.

 

[coldvein]

i think your face causes uterus feels

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

There are some things that are irresistible to women. A sexy dad like mac is like kryptonite.

 

[freenudemacusers]

nah, it's like I passed several tests in the span of milliseconds. borrow a toddler sometime and try it.

 

[Snuggles]

nah, it's like I passed several tests in the span of milliseconds. borrow a toddler sometime and try it.

Someone start start a toddler rental service for this very purpose.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Mac has essentially become the dream man. He's a good father, a provider, he cares about what he wears and how he looks, he's got a golden personality, and the looks of tom hardy.

I'm being serious here what more can a woman want?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I am not tall and can't grow a beard like luckyboy.

Someone start start a toddler rental service for this very purpose.

posting a kickstarter asap

 

[kehs]

i think your face causes uterus feels

Yup.

 

[Wool]

Hungover day off today. It was a friend's birthday party last night, had a bunch of this "sake" stuff at the sushi restaurant, and then went back to the house and had mezcal. I'm not used to drinking all of this foreign stuff. There was a worm in the bottle of mezcal. There were fish eggs and octopus tentacles on my dinner. I know humans have done some amazing things, but I'm still pretty blown away that I can eat octopus in the middle of Rocky Mountains.



Anyway, I've got coffee and marijuana and it's real beautiful outside today. I got this video game "Red Dead Redemption" the other day too. I like it. I've been listening to more jazz music recently. I like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwRrSr0fG_E







Edit: Sorry for the livejournal post. Thread relevant things: Where's toebrok? Where's Balddemon? Did coldvein break up with the girl? Shadyspace can suck it.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

It's cool man women don't want beards.

 

[J. Bravo]

Wool I heard you play Diablo 3? You getting the expansion?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Making a shopping list.
I want to make a chopping list of all the heads I want to cut off.

Instead I have a head of iceburg lettuce on my list.

 

[Illithid Dude]

So, tonight, do I go to a BBQ that I promised I'd show up to or a rager at Rob Reiners house?

Decisions, decisions.

 

[Wool]

Wool I heard you play Diablo 3? You getting the expansion?

Oh yeah. It's gonna be great. I think you're probably still on my friends list?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

So, tonight, do I go to a BBQ that I promised I'd show up to or a rager at Rob Reiners house?

Decisions, decisions.

I'm gonna make carnitas and probably shed a few tears while staring out the kitchen window. Just very slight moments of utter despair in between fried pork.

 

[J. Bravo]

Oh yeah. It's gonna be great. I think you're probably still on my friends list?

I don't think we ever played together. Pm me your battletag and I'll hop on after work and add you? I just remember seeing you mention it a while back.

 

[ZeroRay]

Hungry as f

 

[coldvein]

So, tonight, do I go to a BBQ that I promised I'd show up to or a rager at Rob Reiners house?

Decisions, decisions.

you should probably go shoot yourself for being invited to a rager at rob reiners house

just kidding dude give him a kiss for me.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Of all the people to rage with in hollywood you get rob reiner?

 

[freenudemacusers]

i dunno, I wouldn't think you could smoke at a rob reiner rager. would kinda kill it for me tbh.

 

[Illithid Dude]

Of all the people to rage with in hollywood you get rob reiner?

His daughter, technically

 

[kehs]

Was just at a fitness and health expo.

So much talent.

 

[coldvein]

you know Tammy Reiner?

 

[freenudemacusers]

illithid you really just need to calculated the expected gap quotient of each party and proceed from there.