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[Wool]

Coldvein I seen your face, you look like this:

You're lucky to have a 30 year old girlfriend.

https://vine.co/v/MzQXEqVitOu

The pork prophecy has been fulfilled.

What are you cooking on? Is that a George Foreman?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

TBH, thats a viking range and double sized piece of iron.

 

[Wool]

You have a griddle on your stove? That's a long term goal of mine.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

No, its basically something like this. On top of the gas range.

 

[freenudemacusers]

viking range?

1%er alert

 

[Deleted member 22576]

We only get 1% of the happiness as well so it evens out.

 

[coldvein]

wool, you sayin i look like a sixty year old man?

 

[EloquentM]

Woaaaaaaaah

 

[Snuggles]

Woaaaaaaaah

You think you can just come waltzing in here?

 

[EloquentM]

You think you can just come waltzing in here?

You love me

 

[kehs]

I thought elo died

Also Coppolla wines have really shitty corks.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Woaaaaaaaah

The fuck is this

 

[EloquentM]

I'm ALIVVVEE

The fuck is this

The fuck this is

 

[freenudemacusers]

Miss u bb

 

[EloquentM]

you a damn lie

Spoiler

I miss you too T___T

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

You think you can just come waltzing in here?

How about me?

 

[Snuggles]

How about me?

You can waltz in anywhere, anytime you want baby. 💖💋

 

[coldvein]

We did it guys go hawks.

still recovering

 

[kehs]

Would it be narcissistic to call a picture of yourself art?

 

[Snuggles]

Would it be narcissistic to call a picture of yourself art?

We need to see the picture before we can answer your question.

 

[kehs]

You can't even really tell it was ever a picture, it's kind of shredded, and they're some stains and blood on it.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Jack off first then decide

 

[kehs]

That's always my course of action when I think about it.


I wonder if I should get dressed today.

 

[Snuggles]

Jack off first then decide

I make my decisions then jerk off afterwards.

I'm working on a really cool music thread that will get like one reply. But I'm at work so at least I'm getting paid to do it.

 

[Blink Me]

Partying in newcastle by myself becaise im fucking awesome. Or lame. Lets go fucking mental lets fucking mental nananana hey nanana hey hpw do i post thos thong om a mpbile hey nananana hey city coty city youre shaggibg youe sister
H

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

You guys ever start talking to a girl and then realize just how incredibly hot she is halfway through and totally psych yourself out?

Next class is on thursday so hopefully I can redeem myself.

 

[ZeroRay]

You guys ever start talking to a girl and then realize just how incredibly hot she is halfway through and totally psych yourself out?

Next class is on thursday so hopefully I can redeem myself.

No, but a similar thought process that usually consists of the "holy shit, maybe I have a chance" realization.

 

[TheKaeptain]

You guys ever start talking to a girl and then realize just how incredibly hot she is halfway through and totally psych yourself out?

Next class is on thursday so hopefully I can redeem myself.

Happened when I was walking home today. I found myself chatting with this chick as we walked to her car. I looked over and was shook by her face.

 

[Snuggles]

Destroy your enemies with love. ❤️

 

[kehs]

Someone wine me.

 

[Snuggles]

Someone wine me.

Dude you should be here with us right now. I'd wine you so hard. Love you Cope.

 

[kehs]

(*=

 

[Snuggles]

The beer scene here has gotten amazing over the past few years. I'll drink anything but the standard for what is actually good has raised quite a bit. Basically the same deal as weed.

 

[kehs]

That budweiser puppy horse commercial makes me tear up everytime it comes up.

 

[Snuggles]

I dunno emotional manipulation is a big turn off for me. That comm wasn't as cynical as those things usually are but it being a commercial alone is enough to turn me off. They probably drowned like twelve puppies until they found one that would cooperate.

 

[AcridMeat]

6 tallboys of my favorite lager at trader joe's for $5.50, not bad.

listening to BoC while I try to get back into a general workout routine. Just some push ups/crunches/stretching/planks and running/jogging.

 

[Surface of Me]

Carnitas are delicious


Fuckin Internet is out, im on tmobile data right now


well,, proper excuse not to do homework.

 

[kehs]

God damn I hate people.

 

[Docpan]

Got shitfaced on beers last night after work and now I'm navigating to work in this fucking snowstorm with a splitting headache at 5:30 am....

If I had to do it all over again I would've drank more.

My morning routine is

1) wake the fuck up
2) piss
3) dunk my fucking head in the shower and slick that shit back
4) pick up my tossed clothes on the floor and throw it on
5) go to fucking work. Now!

 

[Snuggles]

I wake up, curse repeatedly at my alarm clock and the world, then rush to get ready and leave as I'm still half asleep and half drunk. I need a vacation so bad, but I'll never get to have one as long as I have this job. I take one day off because I'm sick as fuck and my phone is blowing up all day. The closest thing to a vacation I have to look forward to is death.

Anyways, I got pretty slayed last night. I guess I tried to order a pair of jeans at the Taco Bell drive-thru.

 

[kehs]

Burger king delivers, but only on $10 or more orders.

WIll I die if I eat ten rodeo burgers for lunch?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

All I know is that I played Ready for the World and she was ready for some action.

 

[Nintendoga]

Ugh. Me and some friends got some bottles of smirnoff and bacardi last night and tried doing a movie night, but I accidentally drunk like 3/4ths of one of the smirnoff bottle in the time span of half an hour. I don't even know how I'm alive tbh.

I've been up since 6am and my entire body feels like shit. I can't even remember what I did last night. All I know is I took 40 selfies, and half my pillow was covered in puke.

Never again.

 

[kehs]

Ken Ham almost convinced me about creationism because I'm like a bottle deep.

 

[kehs]

.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I made a tricycle today. be proud of me.

 

[blame space]

that's awesome

I made this Lego car last year on my birthday

 

[freenudemacusers]

that's a sweet car bro. I don't think he's ready for tiny legos yet, sadly

 

[kehs]

I dont like a world where blame space makes better legos than mac

e: nevermind, mac is using kinex, fuck you blamespace

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

This must be a new record for me. Before I approached this girl she was giving me all kinds of non-verbal signals she was interested. After a single interaction with me where I said maybe like 5 sentences of meaningless small talk she has completely reversed course and gives me the ice cold shoulder today.

This kind of stuff happens so much I'm befuddled.